Sorry I took so long in writing this chapter. It's just that it is difficult trying to update five different stories at once XD And also, my computer has begun to freeze completely at random moments and make it so that I have to shut it down manually cuz nothing else works. I've been having drastic luck lately. So thanks and sorry for the wait.

Well! I hope you will enjoy this chapter! ^ ^ Don't forget to review! :D

Oh yeah, before I forget: Happy birthday, Nikolai! lol

"So," L said, "you say you found a jar of extraterrestrial disease, correct?"

"That's right!" Matsuda clarified.

"I see. And why would you believe that I have this in the first place? Do you believe that I have come in contact with aliens?"

Matsuda's big grin disappeared for a moment, but then reappeared once more as he said, "No. But we believe that you have come in contact with the United States Government, which has come in contact with aliens." He gave a cheerful nod.

L massaged his temples with his hands. "Alright…just finish this story before my headache gets any worse."

Approximately 33 Minutes Earlier…

Light wandered around outside. He was waiting for Aiber and Wedy, whom Watari said would come. He, however, was unaware that they had already snuck in through the front entrance.

He looked at one man walking along the sidewalk. Light's blood ran cold. A fly had landed on the man's head.

I need to save him! Light thought, panicked. Thinking fast, he found a baseball bat that was randomly (and conveniently) placed outside of HQ.

Light, gripping the baseball bat tightly, swung and clocked the man in the head in a playful manner, so as not to hurt the dude. The man dropped down dead. Light blinked. Perhaps he shouldn't playfully clock people in the head with baseball bats anymore.

Dang, there goes my hobby.

Watari got an idea. Flies liked sweets. L liked sweets. Watari was the provider of such things.

I shall just put chemicals on L's lollipops and leave them lying out! When the flies go to eat it, they shall die! :D, Watari thought happily, proud of his good idea.

He went into the lab and mixed a few very dangerous chemicals together.

He went into the kitchen and retrieved a handful of lollipops. He unwrapped them and lay them out on a table.

Watari dropped the chemicals on top of the lollipops. All seemed to be going well, until they began to bubble and fizz.

That shouldn't be happening… Watari decided.

All of a sudden, the lollipops, due to a chemical reaction, exploded.

Present Time

"You blew up my lollipops? ?" L gasped at Watari, horrified.

"I didn't mean to."

"Liar! You did! You didn't even care about their feelings! You were going to feed them to flies!" L cried.

"Ryuzaki…they are lollipops…they don't have feelings," Watari said slowly.

"Good point. Carry on."

Sorry that was so freaking short! D: I have been busy. Please review? Pretty please with L's strawberry on top? –puppy dog face-

Also, I'll try to update L's Cookbook really soon. I promise I won't forget about it! Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading. ^ ^

~Ratt Kazamata