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Chapter 2

(Blair wakes up in Dan's loft, to the sound of Coldplay and Saturday morning cartoons)

Blair: "What the— (she looks down, put's up the sheets and sees that she's naked) "Holy shit!"

(She grabs Dan's shirt and throws it on)

Blair: "Humphrey! What did you do?!"

(She walks into the dining area and spots Dan, eating cereal)

Dan: "Oh god...so it wasn't just a bad dream...it's real."

Blair: "Bad?! I gave you one hell of a time last night Humphrey!"

Dan: "No! It was great, uh; I meant I can't believe that I actually had unprotected sex with Blair Waldorf."

Blair: "Well it's not like I didn't see this coming either."

Dan: "Sorry, it's just, I never thought that..."

Blair: "It was the booze talking last night. And our pathetic desperation."

Dan: "Yup, just the alcohol."

(Blair sits down)

Dan: "Want some cereal?"

Blair: "Hell no. Yuck. Cereal."

Dan: "You could've just said no."

Blair: "You're lucky I'm even talking to you Cabbage Patch."

Dan: "So, is us sleeping together going to be a secret or what?"

Blair: "Of course! No one can know. Is that clear?"

(Dan pretends to zip his mouth shut)

Dan: (with sarcasm) "Oh Blair. What are you doing here half naked?"

Blair: "Good."

(After several minutes of silence, the door opens)

Dan: "Jenny. Shit. Hide!"

Blair: "Hide? What? Where?"

Dan: "I can't let her see you! My room! Go to my room!"

Blair: "Ouch! Don't push me Humphrey!"

(Dan shoves Blair back into his room)

Dan: "Jenny!"

Jenny: "Hey. What was all that noise?"

Dan: "Noise? What noise?"

Jenny: "Okaay. Anyway, I just stopped by to get some stuff."

Dan: "Well you got your stuff, so, can you go now?"

Jenny: "What's the hurry? Are you hiding something?"

Dan: "What? No!"

Jenny: "Dan, you do know that every time you lie, you sweat profusely?"

(Dan looks toward his door)

Jenny: "What's in there?"

Dan: "Nothing."

Jenny: "Dan..."

(Jenny approaches the door and opens it)

Jenny: "Oh my god!"

Dan: "Listen Jenny, it's not what you think--okay so it is what you think, but—"

Jenny: "I cannot believe you! There's nothing here! Maybe you are crazy..."

(Jenny walks away form the door, mumbles something, then leaves)

Dan: "..."

(He rushes into his room and looks for Blair)

Dan: "Blair!"

Blair: "Humphrey!!"

Dan: "Blair?"

Blair: "Over here! Your window!"

(Dan runs to the fire escape and finds an exasperated Blair hanging from the bars)

Dan: "Wow. Clever. I never thought that you were capable of such—"

Blair: "DAN!!"

(Dan quickly pulls Blair up)

Blair: (She falls down onto the bed and lays there) "Phew."

(Dan sits down by her feet)

Dan: "You called me Dan."

Blair: "What?"

Dan: "Awhile ago. You shouted my name. My actual name."

Blair: "Are you actually happy because I called you 'Dan'?"

Dan: "No I'm not happy. Just surprised."

Blair: "Why?"

Dan: "Because I thought you were pure evil."

Blair: "You did?"

Dan: "Yeah. All those years...I hated you."

Blair: "Oh."

RIIING!

Blair: (Picks up her cellphone) "Yes? S? Hi. Yeah. No. I'm fine. You saw me leave with a guy? What guy? S! I'm not a baby. I'm okay. Trust me. I'll just say goodbye to 'the guy' and leave. Okay. Bye."

Dan: "So now I'm known as 'the guy'. Great."

Blair: "We'll I've got to go."

Dan: "I'll wait out here while you get dressed."

(Several minutes later)

Blair: (while she and Dan walk to the door) "Thanks again. For...last night. And awhile ago."

Dan: "It was my pleasure."

Blair: "Humphrey.

Dan: "Waldorf."

(They smile and the door closes)

...2 WEEKS LATER...



Nate: "Hey Blair!"

Blair: "Oh hey Nate."

(Serena comes in with some coffee)

Nate: "What's with her?"

Serena: "Oh she's feeling a bit off today."

Nate: "Are you going to be okay?"

Blair: "Will you two just stop worrying about me? I'm fine!"

Serena: "C'mon Blair, stop being such a bitch."

Nate: "Wait, you're sick and acting like a bitch?"

Serena: "Oh crap."

Blair: "What, why, what's wrong?"

Serena: (she sits down next to Blair) "B, did you have sex with anyone in the past two weeks?"

Blair: "You don't mean...No! I can't be!"

Serena: "Well did you use a condom?"

Blair: "Well, no. But—"

Nate: "No buts Blair. There's always a chance. You have to take the test and if, (Blair winces) IF, you are pregnant, you have to contact the guy."

Blair: "But...it can't be possible. I'm Blair Waldorf. And I...I don't even know who I slept with."

Nate: "We'll find him."

Serena: "Even things like these can happen to people like you Blair."

(Blair looks down and a tear drops onto the floor)

(Dan walking to the loft, sifting thought some letters)

Jenny: "Hey Dan!"

Dan: "Oh hey Jen."

Jenny: "So, what's up?

Dan: "Nothing much, just thinking about, well, nevermind. What's up with you?"

Jenny: "Dan, c'mon. You've been acting funny these past days."

Dan: "It's nothing."

Jenny: "Dan, you know you can tell me anything."

Dan: "Fine, just...don't freak out."

Jenny: "I'm listening."

Dan: "I...I..."

Jenny: "You..."

Dan: "I slept with Blair."

(Jenny's eyes widen and she steps back)

Dan: "Jen don't—"

Jenny: "You slept with Blair?! Ha! Hahahahahaha!"

(She doubles over laughing)

Dan: "You're laughing?! Why?"

Jenny:"It's just...just...you're freaking out over sleeping with Blair!"

Dan: "Why shouldn't I?"

Jenny: "Because! Everyone sleeps with everyone here somehow. I mean, Nate with Blair and Serena, Chuck with...everyone! You with Serena and now Blair. It's a surprise why Nate hasn't slept with Chuck yet."

Dan: "Ugh."

Jenny: "C'mon Mopey. Let's go home."

Nate: "Blair! Blair! Open up!"

Blair: "What?!"

Serena: "I got the test."

Blair: "What? Why?"

Serena: "Because! You need to take the test! You might be with child!"

Blair: "But I don't want to take it!"

Nate: "You have to!"

(Serena thrusts the test into Blair's hands)

Blair: (looks down at the test, then looks up at Serena) "What if..."

Serena: "Then I'll be here. We'll be here."

Blair: (sighs) "Fine."

Dan: "Ha! Check mate!"

Eric: "Crap! That's five in a row! How do you do that?"

Jenny: "When he lost his almost social life, he devoted himself to chess."

Dan: "I haven't always been social hermit you know."

Eric: "Oh yeah?"

(Dan gives him a look)

RIING!

Dan: "Serena! Hey!"

Serena: "Hey Dan. Listen, did you see the guy who Blair left with during the party?"

Dan: (Stares into space)

Serena: "Dan! Dan!"

Dan: "Oh, uh, no. Why? Did something happen to Blair?"

Serena: "Dan...she might be pregnant."

(Dan drops the phone in shock)

Jenny and Eric: "Dan!"

(Jenny picks up the phone)

Jenny: "S?"

Serena: "Jenny! What happened to Dan?"

Jenny: "Oh, uh, Eric hit him with a chess piece. You see Dan beat him and Eric's a pretty sore loser. (Eric makes a face and tries to grab the phone) So it's nothing to worry about."

Serena: "Okay? Anyway, Thanks. Bye."

Jenny: "Bye."

(She turns around and grabs Dan by the ear)

Jenny: "What the hell?"

Dan: (in a serious tone) "I gotta go."

(He walks to the door and leaves)

Eric: "What's with him?"

Jenny: "I honestly do not know."

(Blair is in a bathroom, staring at her test)

Dan: "Blair! Open up! Blair!"

(The door stays shut and Dan forces it open)

Dan: "Blair?"

(There is no one in her bathroom)

RIING!

Dan: "Hello?"

Blair: "Dan."

Dan: "Waldorf if you--"

Blair: "I'm pregnant."

AN

I was thinking of having some sort of contest. Since I've found a great title that I've grown attached to, the title search is over. I was thinking of a baby name (am I implying something? ) No. I'm just looking for a bay name). Male or female, should be unique. I prefer a name that is sophisticated, bot not too much ('coz there's that Dan-factor). I'll wait until the story is over and only then will I choose. I'll use Jane until the winner can be chosen. Thanks! Don't forget to R&R!

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