AN Chapter 3! We didn't really mean to antaginize Chuck, but we wanted to throw him in somewhere here. Ed is so hot when he's being evil! AN
Chapter 3
Blair: "I'm pregnant."
Dan: "You're...what?"
Blair: "You heard me. I'm pregnant. I'M PREGNANT!"
Dan: "Shhh! What do you mean by 'I'm pregnant'?"
Blair: "Idiot! I'm with child! There's a kid in here!"
Dan: "I know what pregnant means! It's just..."
Blair: "We can't have this conversation over the phone. I'm at your loft."
Dan: "Oh and for further reference, sorry about your bathroom door."
Blair: "Huh?"
Dan: "Nevermind."
(AT THE LOFT)
(Dan shuts the door and peers around)
Blair: "Finally! You're here! It's been ages."
Dan: (muttering) "No it hasn't."
Blair: "So, about this whole...pregnant thing."
Dan: "Yeah..."
(Blair sits down)
Blair: "I think you shout sit too."
(Dan sits reluctantly)
Dan: "Okay. What were you going to say?"
Blair: "Dan...how do I say this without...Dan.."
Dan: "Blair—"
Blair: "I'm planning to get an abortion."
(Dan stares at her with some sort of shock and disgust for a few seconds)
Blair: "Dan..."
(Blair places her hand on his lap and he gently swipes it away and begins walking away)
Blair: "Dan! (She runs after him and pulls his arm and he looks at her) Please."
Dan: "When'll you have it?"
Blair: "What?"
Dan: "When will you have the abortion?"
Blair: "Oh. Tomorrow. At best. I'm going after lunch."
Dan: "Good. Then you can count me out."
Blair: "Dan! Please, you have to understand."
(Blair starts to tear up)
Dan: "Understand?! I actually thought you had the guts to take care of this baby, our baby! And you, you're having an abortion!"
Blair: "I—"
Dan: "Don't. Save it for someone who cares."
(He walks away leaving a crying Blair in the hall)
Serena: "You're what?!"
Blair: "You heard me. Please S."
Serena: "Blair...I can't. I won't stop you, but...I can't."
Blair: "Great! Now my best friend won't even support me! What, is everyone going to leave me again?!"
(Blair stomps off)
Blair: (on the phone) "Chuck? Hello?"
Chuck: "Blair! Hi!"
Blair: "Hey. How's the vaca with Bridget?"
Chuck: "It's awesome. (Blair sniffs) Blair? Are you okay?"
Blair: "Yeah, I'm...it's just...just talk Bass. I need someone right now. After all, this is your fault."
FLASHBACK
(Before Dan called)
Blair: (pacing in the bathroom with a roll of tissue) "I'm not pregnant. I'm not pregnant."
(She picks up the test and looks)
Blair: "I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant?!"
(She shrinks onto the floor)
Blair: "What am I going to do?"
(After staring into space for about an hour)
Blair: "What to do...what to do... I'll call S! No, no, she'll give me a sermon. Nate? Nah, he'll just tell her. Cabbage Patch? (She sighs) No. Not yet. Chuck! Yeah! I can call him."
(She dials Chuck's number)
Chuck: "Blair! Why are you calling at this time of night?"
Blair: "Let me guess. You just had sex."
Chuck: "Two things. I'm not going to say anything to that, and no."
Blair: "Vacation with the super hot girlfriend and no sex? That's not the Chuck Bass I know."
Chuck: "Haha. So, what did you call about?"
Blair: "I just needed someone to talk to."
Chuck: "You? Just talk? What's wrong Waldorf?"
Blair: "I can't tell you. It's too. Ugh. I got knocked up."
Chuck:"You what? By who?"
Blair: "Dan Humphrey."
Chuck: "Hah. Knew you had to sleep with him someday."
Blair: "Chuck! Don't mess with me here!"
Chuck: "What? You can always 'deal' with it. If you know what I mean."
Blair: "You mean...? No! Dan would hate that."
Chuck: "You're thinking about Humphrey? I didn't even know you had a heart Waldorf."
Blair: "Shut up. Well, an abortion wouldn't be so bad. No one needs to know. Okay maybe S, N and Cabbage Patch."
Chuck: "There. Now that's the heartless bitch Blair Waldorf I know."
Blair: "You know I hate you Bass."
Chuck: "Whatever."
(Blair hangs up and dials the nearest clinic's number)
END OF FLASHBACK
Chuck:"My fault? How is this my fault? You called for the abortion not me!"
Blair: "You suggested it!"
Chuck: "Doesn't mean you have to do it! You'd better figure out your problems without me because Bridget is coming. Goodbye."
Blair: (with sarcasm) "Thanks a lot Bass."
(She throws he cell phone to the floor then picks it up again and dusts of the dirt)
THE NEXT DAY
(Dan on his bed staring at the ceiling)
Jenny: "Hey. What's up?"
Dan: "I got Blair pregnant."
Jenny: "WHAT?!"
Dan: "No need to panic. She's getting an abortion."
(Jenny sits down cautiously)
Jenny: "What? You allowed her to...wait I'm still stuck at the pregnant part."
Dan: "It doesn't matter anymore. She's getting rid of the baby, like she would have years ago. No one ever truly changes."
Jenny: "You are being such an ass! (She hits him on the head)"
Dan: "Ow! What was that for?"
Jenny: "When will she have the abortion?!"
Dan: "I dunno..."
Jenny: "When?! (She hits him again)"
Dan: "Alright! She said sometime after lunch!"
Jenny: Then you have to go now! (she looks at the clock) It's almost one!"
Dan: "What? Why?"
Jenny: "You have to stop her! C'mon! Let's go!"
Blair's POV
(Blair walking to the clinic, clutching her bag)
Oh my god. I'm going to have an abortion. This isn't what I imagined myself doing a year ago. This is wrong. Very, very wrong. But...I can't be a young mother! It's just not acceptable! Oh look, here it is. God, I hope it's clean. Here I go.
Receptionist: Who're you?
Blair: "I'm—"
Wait...I can't do this.
(Jenny and Dan running to Blair's place searching for the clinic)
Jenny: "Where did she say it was?"
Dan: "I don't know...I wasn't really listening."
Jenny: "Damn you! Well, it has to be close by. There! Oh my god. Is that her?"
Dan: "What? Where? Oh my..."
(Dan sees a crying Blair slumped by a wall)
Jenny: "Go. I'll be here."
(Dan nods and runs to Blair and squats beside her)
Dan: "Hey. (he puts his hand on her shoulder) You okay?"
Blair: "What the hall are you doing here?"
Dan: "I wanted to be, you know, here for the abortion."
Blair: "Well, it's your lucky day. I couldn't do it. Your stupid words stuck in my head. 'Don't! Save it for someone who cares!' Did you really think that I didn't care what you said?! I care about what everyone says!"
Dan: "You couldn't do it?"
Blair: "Yup! There's still a damn kid in here!"
Dan: "I'm sorry. It's just...you actually thought of someone else rather than yourself."
Bali: "Don't go into some lecture Humphrey."
Dan: "No, you're right. I'm sorry. I promise I'll be here all the way. Every day, every minute."
Blair: "You'll really spend nine months with me? Blair Waldorf?"
Dan: "You aren't that bad you know."
Blair: "Well that's the picture I get form others."
Dan: "Blair, you're not horrible. You're just..."
Blair: "A bitch?"
Dan: "No. You're just...misunderstood."
Blair: "Misunderstood huh? Suuure."
Dan: (stands up and holds out his hand) "C'mon. Let's go to the loft to talk about what we're going to do."
(Blair looks up at him questioningly)
Blair: "Alright. Fine."
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