AN Here it is! Finally! Sorry it took so long to update, but you know, with school and all. Bajeezus. I STRANGELY had fun writing this one. But (ooo a but) there's not much DB here. Oh well, I've got the story plans for the next chap, and the DB goodness will start (finally!). Hope you like this chappie. DO NOT FORGET TO r&r AN

Chapter 4

(Blair sleeping in Dan's room the next day)

Jenny: (whispering) "Is she alright?"

Dan: "Yeah. She may be a bitch sometimes, but she's got a good heart. Blair's a really strong person."

Jenny: "Yeah. But you know who I'm really worried about?"

Dan: "Who?"

Jenny: "Dad."

(Dan pacing around the room with Blair and Jenny watching)

Blair: "Why's he so worked up?"

Jenny: "Cause. My dad will freak. You know him."

Blair: "Oh yeah! When Gossip Girl reported that S was pregnant I remember S told me that Rufus freaked."

Jenny: "Oh he freaked alright."

Dan: "What am I going to do?! What am I going to do?!"

Blair: "Stop worrying Humphrey. All you have to do is tell him. 'Dad, I got someone pregnant.' He freaks, you watch him freak and then it's over!"

Dan: "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! You're right! She's right! Ha! Hahahaha! That's it! I'm freaking over such a simple thing! It'll be okay. It'll be okay!"

Rufus: (on the phone) ""YOU WHAT?!"

Dan: "Dad I—"

Rufus: "I'M COMING OVER!!"

Dan: "Okay..."

Jenny: "He's WHAT?!"

(Blair, Jenny and Dan in the living room)

Dan: "Coming over. I know I know. Blair you said it was going to be okay!"

Blair: "So?"

Dan: "Urgh! What am I going to do?"

Jenny: "Well, he can't do anything THAT bad. Right?"

Blair: "Yeah. She's right. He can't kill me or anything. And after all, I'm carrying his grandchild."

Jenny: "It better be a pretty good-looking kid. I can't bear to have a butt ugly nice or nephew."

Blair: "Excuse me! Do you know who you're talking about here? I'm Blair Waldorf! Uh!"

Jenny: "I wasn't worried 'cause of you, I was worried 'cause of him."

(She points at Dan)

Dan: "I can't listen to this anymore!"

(Dan goes into his room and slams the door)

Blair: "He is such a drama queen."

Jenny: "I know, right?"

(Blair slowly gets up and brushes some 'dirt' off her clothes)

Blair: "Well, I gotta go. You know, have to tell the mom and best friends. Being pregnant is so much work!"

(Jenny laughs)

Nate: "Hey have you heard anything form Blair lately?"

Serena: "She's coming over here soon. Say's she has something to tell us."

Nate: "You think she's pregnant?"

Serena: "Maybe, maybe not. She's had a scare before remember? The one with you, or was it Chuck?"

Nate: "It was both. But maybe she is pregnant."

Serena: "Maybe she's not."

Nate: "Maybe she is!"

Serena: "Maybe she's not!"

Nate: "Fine, let's make a bet. Twenty bucks."

Serena: "I know I'm supposed to be against this but fine. Twenty."

Nate: "So it's a deal."

(Blair bursts through the door)

Blair: "I'm pregnant!"

Nate: "Aha!" Serena: "C'mon!"

Blair: "What the hell are you aha-ing and c'mon-ing about? You're starting to sound like Dan."

Serena: (while handing Nate the money) "How do you know what Dan sounds like?"

(Blair raises and eyebrow and sighs)

Blair: "Because he's the father."

(Serena accidentally or not? slaps Nate)

Nate: "What the hell? And that goes for both of you!"

Serena: "Blair—"

Blair: "I know, I know, (copies Serena's voice) 'Blair! What were you thinking? You had sex with my ex! How could you!' I'm sorry S, but—"

Serena: "FYI, I wasn't going to say that."

Blair: (steps back) "Oh? What were you going to say?"

Serena: (smiles) "I was going to say that I was relieved."

Nate: "Relieved?!"

Blair: "Yeah, what he said."

Serena: "Yeah! Because, now I know that you'll be okay. I mean, if it were any other guy, we wouldn't be sure if he'd go through the whole pregnancy process with you. But Dan, now I know we can trust him."

Blair: "Yeah well, he did stop me form getting an abortion."

Serena and Nate: "He WHAT!?"

Blair: "Yup."

Serena: "And when did you plan on telling me that you were planning to have an abortion?!"

(Blair shrugs)

Blair: "I dunno. Maybe after it was done? (She notices Serena's face twisting) But hey! I mean, I'm having the baby! (She rubs her tummy) No harm no foul right?"

(Serena reluctantly sits down)

Serena: (smiles) "No harm, no foul. But next time you plan on killing an unborn kid, let me know."

(Blair smiles and plops onto the couch)

Blair: "Course I will S."

(Nate comes in, covering his face with an ice pack)

Serena: "Nate! What happened?"

Nate: "You hit me remember?"

Serena: "Oh. Right. Are you okay?"

Nate: "I wont' die, if that's what you're asking. (The phone rings) Oh!"

(Nate picks it up)

Nate: "No. Yes. Maybe. Okay. Sure! Yup, she's here. Nope, no problems over here. Fine. I'll drop by tomorrow, just to check. 'Kay. Bye!"

Serena: "Who was that?"

Nate: "My mom. No worries, it's just one of her babbling fits."

Blair: "Holy crap."

Serena: "Why?"

Blair: "I have to tell my mom."

Serena: "Holy crap is right."

Dan: "Jen, what am I going to do!?

Jenny: "You just have to tell him Dan! It can't be that hard."

Dan: "Jen, this is Dad! You know how he is! I mean, when we thought Serena was pregnant, his reaction was...you saw it right?"

Jenny: "Dan, you have to face the consequences. You got someone pregnant. Suck it up. Okay, now when Dad starts professing his disappointment, cut him off! Because if you don't, he'll just keep on ranting! Do not, I repeat, do not, let him rant."

Dan: "Aye, aye Captain Jenny! Wow all that disobeying has done you some good J."

Jenny: "Thanks...I guess. Now, you ready to do this?"

Dan: "Yeah. Let's go."

Blair: "Mom?"

(She enters a room filled with clothes racks and sees her mom with a couple of her advisers)

Eleanor: Oh, Blair sweetie! To what do I owe this surprise?"

(She shoos away her advisers and stand up to hug Blair)

Blair: "Mom, I have to tell you something."

Eleanor: What is it Blair? Did something happen?"

Blair: "I'm so sorry, Mom, but, it was an accident, I swear. I just—"

Eleanor: Just tell me Blair, honey. It's okay."

(Blair cringed a bit, just to add to the effect. She wasn't that scared, just, anxious)

Blair: "I'm going to have a baby."

Eleanor: "Oh. That's it?"

(She turns around)

Blair: (raises an eyebrow and steps forward) "Mom? I, uh don't know what to say."

Eleanor: (faces Blair again) "Oh, I was just thinking that you killed someone or maybe planned to join the pornography business."

Blair: "Uh...Mom? Are you okay? Did you even hear what I said? I'm pregnant! With child? Hello?"

Eleanor: "I heard you fine. So, what are your plans for the child?"

(Eleanor sits down)

Blair: "I'm a little surprised Mom. And overwhelmed. And freaked out. You sure you—"

Eleanor: "I asked you a question Blair Waldorf. The polite thing to do is to answer."

Blair: "Well, I was going to get an abortion. (She pauses, and seeing that Eleanor does not react, continues) But then Dan changed my mind. (Blair checks for another reaction) So, now we're going to have the baby. Mom?"

Eleanor: "So Humphrey's the father? We can trust him, yes?"

Blair: "Yeah. He's a great guy."

Eleanor: "Good. Now, I have a meeting with some very important people. How about we have dinner? Like old times?"

Blair: "Sure, why not?"

Eleanor: "You pick the place?"

Blair: "I'll text you. Thanks Mom."

(Eleanor smiles, picks up some things then kisses Blair on the cheek and waves goodbye as she walks away)

RIING!

Blair: "S? It went fine. She didn't flinch. Not one bit! Strange really. But, you know, that's my mother. Uhuh. I was planning on going, Humphrey may need my help. Okay, Bye!"

(AT THE AIRPORT)

(Blair sees the Humphrey family staring at each other and runs toward them)

Blair: (panting) "So hey guys! I—"

Rufus: (to Dan) "So what the hell am I supposed to make of this?! Dan, you should've known better!"

Jenny: "Dad!"

Rufus: "Stay out of this Jenny!"

Blair: (whispering) "I guess I came right in the middle of a fight huh?"

Jenny: "Yeah, Dad's being such an ass. And Dan's just standing there."

Blair: "He looks real mad."

Jenny: "Who? My Dad? Well that's an understatement. He's—"

Blair: "I meant Dan! I mean, look at him! He's furious!"

(The two look at him at see his furred brow and him clenching his fists)

Rufus: "Dan! Do you know how disappointed I am! You—"

Dan: "Will you just quit it Dad?! I get it! I got someone pregnant! I'm ready to face the facts! Can't you see I'm doing the right thing? I'm not killing the baby am I? I'm not abandoning Blair and being an ass! I know, it's my fault, but can you lay off? Everyone that I have told has scolded me and each time it hurt. Each time, I still have that thought of not going through will this thing. But I'm still here! I don't need you to tell me how stupid I am! And I don't need you to say how disappointed you are! I'm an adult! And I'm doing the responsible thing! Can't you be proud that I'm not ignoring this and that I'm doing something? I'm sorry, I really am, but you're my Dad, not my career adviser!"

(Rufus shakes his head and purses his lips)

Rufus: "I am proud of you Dan. I know that you're doing the right thing. But, you have to understand where I am here. I raised you. It's every parent's worst dream for their kid to mess up. I'm just, still in shock. I just needed to release it. Sorry if I've been an ass to you kids." (He looks at Jenny then back at Dan again)

Jenny: "And we're sorry for messing up so often."

Dan: "Yeah. But you should really learn to release the anger in a better way."

(Rufus smiles)

Rufus: "I guess so."

Blair: "Um, excuse me, but is everything cool here? Because I don't want this kid to have an estranged grandfather."

(They all laugh)

Rufus: "Don't call me a grandpa. Makes me feel old."

Blair: "Well, Mister Humphrey, you'll have to face the facts. You're going to have to feel old."

Rufus: "How did you even end up sleeping with her Dan?"

Dan: "Honestly, I do not know."

(He looks at Blair)

Blair: "Neither do I bud."

Jenny: "C'mon, let's get out of here."

(They start walking)

Dan: "You know, this might actually be fun."

Blair: "Strangely, I agree."

AN Dan has a speech! Woot woot! And the part with Eleanor. Hah! Pleeze excuse my retarded-ness, it's been a long time since my last visi t to the internet. Poor Nate. I just noticed when I read the chap again, that N and S are a bit OOC here. Do you agree? Oh well. R&R PEEPLES! AN

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Names yo! Boy, girl, unique, classy, but not too much 'coz there's that DAN factor (love that phrase!). I'll choose when the story is done, but for the meantime, I will use Jane, or John, I dunno. I NEED BABY NAMES PEOPLEZ ! not that the suggested ones ain't good. I just like more choices, 'coz gasp I won't just need one baby name.

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