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Chapter 3: Teasing Edward is so Much Fun
Teasing Edward is hilarious, especially when he gets so flustered that his cheeks flame to the deepest red I've ever seen.
"Bella sweetheart you are going to give that boy a heart attack." Ryan said to me, and I laughed.
"No I'm not I only told him that I wanna fuck him, and now that he's free from the clutches of the Ice Queen, I have to take advantage while I can." He shook his head.
"Bella could you and Ryan come up to my room for a second? I would like to speak to the both of you." Ryan and I looked towards the balcony upstairs.
"Yeah sure Ali we'll be right there." I pulled Ryan's hand towards the stairs.
Once inside Ali's room we sat on the bed and she closed her door.
"Okay, now I have a few things to say first is, why the fuck did you tell me you were gay Ryan?" I was shocked how that fuck did she know?
"Alice I'm not gay," Alice smiled knowing better, I could tell she must have been listening to our conversation before at school without neither Ryan nor I knowing.
"Ryan sweets, I won't tell anyone and I know you are because I heard you and Bella's conversation on the side of the school, but before say anything no, no one was with me, and another thing, you called Bella sweetheart and she didn't punch you in the mouth. Because no offence Bells, but I know you would." I nodded my head, because believe it or not if Ryan wasn't gay and called me sweet heart I would probably punch him.
I turned to Ryan and whispered, "just tell her she already knows and you can trust her, if she says she won't tell anyone then she won't." He sighed and told Alice she was right.
"Eeeppp!"
"Holy Hell woman, you really gotta 'EP'?" She laughed and told me to shut up.
"Oh my God Ryan this is amazing I've always wanted a gay best friend to shop with, too bad I have Jasper otherwise I'd hunt guys with you too," Alice wagged her eyebrows at him.
"Um, Ali I hope you're not saying that your unhappy with that piece of hunk you call your boyfriend, because I'm known to turning real men gay."
I looked at him disbelievingly, "oh my God Ryan you're a gay slut." He simply shrugged and smiled.
"Call me what you will, but I only rely the truth." He nodded to himself, and I just shook my head Riley was the same fucking way.
"So Alice what was the reason you told us to come up here?"
She laughed, "That was the reason, silly." I shook my head.
"Well I'm heading home, Ryan you coming or you staying here?" He said he would stay here for a bit and that I could use his car, Alice agreed she would take him to my house later to get his car.
I walked down the stairs and opened the door to walk out, but was blocked by Lauren.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" I laughed at the tone of her voice.
"Well Lori is it? I just fucked your boyfriend, well ex-boyfriend." Then I passes by her and went to Ryan's car, when I looked back she was still frozen in the spot I left her in.
Once I arrived home I walked into the house seeing Charlie sitting on the couch watching baseball.
"Hey Charlie how was work?" He grunted which told me he wasn't into chit-chat right now. I shrugged my shoulders and made my way up to my room.
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
I heard the lyrics to my ringtone go off. I looked at the caller I.D and saw Ali flashing back at me.
"Hello?"
Bella what the fuck did you say to Lauren, when you left?"
I started cracking, "Whatever do you mean?"
"Bella don't mess with me right now Lauren is over here right now screaming and carrying on about how you implied that you fucked Edward. So not only is she fucking flipping our but so is Edward." I sighed, I hated when shit like this happened.
"I'll be right over and settle everything okay Ali?" She laughed.
"You fucking better or I'll drag your ass over here and make you fix this shit, by the way Ryan said you're a crazy bitch and he loves you."
"Mhm tell him I love him too. See you in a bit."
She hung up and I set my phone down on my desk. I figured I should go over there and stop the yelling like I said, but I was feeling rather tired. I lay on my super comfy bed about to fall asleep when there was a not so subtle next on my door.
"Bella Marie, you better not be on that fucking bed, because I swear to God I may be small but I can knock down this door in a motherfucking heartbeat." Ah how I love Ali and her violence.
"Ali there is no need to knock the door down its unlocked," She walked in and saw me on the bed looking at the ceiling.
"You need to get to my house now," I sighed but I did tell her I would sort shit out.
I got off my bed and walked with Ali to her house down the street. When we opened the front door all I heard was yelling.
"You fucking asshole you let that diseased whore touch you are you insane?" I heard Lauren yell from somewhere in the house.
"They are downstairs in the game room." I nodded my head and made my way down.
"Lauren I have no clue what you're talking about, I didn't do anything with Bella and I don't appreciate you calling her a diseased whore when just this morning I caught you with Mike, who I might add has been with half the population in Fork, guys included." I smiled at Edward defending me.
"Edward, I told you he meant nothing to me, baby." Lauren went from yelling to whining in a split second, pathetic.
"If he meant nothing to you Lauren you wouldn't have done anything with him, and I understand that you are frustrated with me, but you have to understand that I'm just not ready, and if you can't accept that then your crap out of luck.
"Whatever Edward I know that you're dying to get rid of that virginity of yours, but what I don't understand is why the fuck you won't give it to me. We have been together for a fucking year, and ill I got from you is a few heated make-out sessions, I can't stand it."
I decided it was time to make my appearance known, "Have you ever thought that he won't want to give it to you because he don't fucking trust you, or maybe he is afraid that you'll fucking leave him after your done? No of course you didn't think of that you only thought of yourself. I bet you never even asked him if you could have it, I bet you just figured you could take it while the two of you were in those heated hook ups. I have met many people in my life like you Lauren I even had one as a boyfriend, but at least he had the fucking decency to wait until I was ready and didn't nag me 24/7 about giving it up. And yeah he may be a guy and it may be weird that he doesn't wanna give it up, but maybe he just wants to wait for the right person to give it up to."
Lauren looked at me speechless, I could tell she wanted to say something, but decided against it. Lauren turned to Edward.
"Is what she said true?" I looked at him and saw that he had a smile on his face. I didn't know what the smile was for, but I had a feeling that I was right on point with my little rant.
"Yeah Lauren, Bella is right and it pains me to say this, but I don't think we can be together anymore." I was shocked, and let me tell you it takes a lot to shock me.
"You're breaking up with me?" I laughed, but then immediately covered my mouth.
"Yes, Lauren I'm officially breaking up with you, Bella made me realize that you are not the girl that I thought you we're. Plus I don't think I can even look at you the same way after you've been with Mike."
Lauren did one of those scream huff things you see in the movies, and stormed out, but not before I got my last word in.
"Oh and Carlisle might have some pamphlets about sexual transmitted diseases, and I would go get checked out if I were you, because there's no telling in what you could have." I laughed as she screamed again.
"So I think my work here is done," I turned around and decided I best go tell Ali what happened.
"So that's it you aren't going to say sorry for the commotion that you made, the fight me and Lauren got into was only because you told Lauren that you did me." I laughed and turned towards Edward.
"Number one Edward I never under any circumstances say sorry. And number two the word is FUCK! You need to learn how to curse because when you say words like did it, doing it, or anything like that, it makes you sound like you're a four year old who has not even the slightest idea to where babies come from. If you need I can always right it on your forehead in permanent marker." I shrugged and smiled when Edward said no thank you.
I nodded my head and walked upstairs to Ali's room. I didn't bother to knock and I instantly regretted it.
"Well, ride'em cowboy." I tipped my imaginary hat and Ali riding Jasper like her life depended on it, not to mention that Jasper had a fucking cowboy hat on his head.
"Get the fuck out Bella," I put my hands up in surrender, closed the door and I could have swore I heard Ali yell YEE-HAW!
"Oh man I need to get the fuck out this house." I shook my head and walked back down stairs. Edward was sitting at the kitchen island, with his head down and his shoulders slump.
"Edward, get over her she wasn't worth it anyway." He looked up at me and glared, scaring the living shit out of me, I mean this kid was pissed off.
"Leave me the fuck alone Isabella." I smiled.
"Yay, Edward said his first curse word," I clapped my hands and patted him on the back.
"Isabella, I'm serious right now, can you please just leave me alone, all I want is to be alone." For the second time that day I put my hands up in surrender.
"Why are you so upset, I don't get it I thought I was doing you a favor getting rid of Lauren?" Edward looked up at me and glared.
"You just don't get it do you, my life was perfect before you moved here, I had a perfect girlfriend and perfect friends, I had a clear head and nothing could stop me from doing what I wanted, but now with you here I lose my girlfriend, Alice turned into a potty mouth and my head I can't even think straight." I laughed without humor.
"You think what you had been perfect, but open your fucking eyes Edward she fucking cheated on you and who the hell knows if that was even the first time? And don't you dare blame anything on me, I did absolutely nothing to your boring and pathetic life, so fuck you, you don't even know me, so you have no right to say I ruined your life, because believe me if I ruined you're life you would know."
"See that's where you're wrong Isabella my life was perfect and now that I think about it, I was ready to give Lauren my virginity, but now that idea is out the roof because a certain someone ruined it." Edward stood up and started walking towards me.
"Edward if you were really ready you would have said so down in the basement, but truth is you're not and that's okay, someone will eventually want your pathetic virgin ass." I walked out the door slamming it behind me.
'Who the fuck does he think he is blaming me for everything that was going wrong in his life.'
When I got home Emmett and Charlie were watching the game, I debated whether I should watch it with him or just go to bed. I decided to go with going to bed, I said goodnight to the only men I could truly trust and took my ass to bed.
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I woke up in the morning tired as shit; I got so fucking sleep because of Edward. I thought about him all night not to mention how many dreams I had about the fight we had yesterday each one ending differently, us having sex, us getting into a fist fight, us deciding the past was the past and him claiming his love for me. I woke up every hour on the hour.
"Bella if you're not ready in the next ten minutes you have to take a cab again." I sighed and got out of bed. I decided I wanted to go naked to school, but I'd probably get into trouble because of that, so I threw a Beatles sweatshirt 'that was two sizes too big' over my head, and a pair of dark wash short shorts, my purple converses and threw my hair up into a bun. I rushed down the stairs only to get yelled at.
"Bella what the hell are you wearing?" Charlie said wide eyed.
"Um, clothes?" I answered knowing that's not what he meant.
"Isabella Marie Swan you are to go and change this instant. It is barely forty degrees outside are you nuts?" I saw Emmett scowling at me knowing neither of them approved of my outfit.
"Are you even wearing anything under that sweatshirt?" Emmett asked.
"Um, duh, you think I'm that much of a slut?" I laughed.
"Isabella, you better not be lying," I shrugged and walked out the door, I really didn't need to be reprimanded so early in the fucking morning."
When we got to the school I waited in the Jeep until school started. I soon saw Ali and Ryan walking up to the Jeep.
"Bella what the fuck did you say to Edward yesterday?"
"Nothing just the truth, why" she pointed a group of girls standing on the other side of the parking lots they were surrounding a guy, I didn't recognize until he looked right at me. it was Edward.
"He said he is getting rid of his virginity, he said something you told him made him realize he didn't want it anymore."
'Oh shit what the fucking have you fucking done Bella.'
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