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Chapter Five: Rules and Regulations
Walking to lunch I was thinking about the rules and shit that I would have to write up for Edward and I, one I knew I wanted to include was, 'No seeing anyone else until we both agree that the teachings are over.' I don't need any drama and I sure as hell don't need any fights.
"B, over here," I heard Alice's high pitched voice call out to me. I walked over to her and sat across from Jasper, Edward, Emmett, and Rose were nowhere in sight. I wasn't an idiot to know where my brother was, I shuddered at the thought of my brother having sex.
"Ali, I'm going to murder your brother," she laughed and shook her head.
"What could Edward possibly do to you that would affect you in anyway?" I leaned over the table and whispered what Edward had done first period.
"So don't kill him get back at him," I thought about it and that wasn't a bad idea.
"Alice, my love do you have your darling brother's locker combination?" Alice looked at me and smiled knowing what I was planning. Jasper just looked confused, but I'm sure Ali will fill him in later.
Alice wrote down Edward's locker combo, and wished me luck. I walked out the café, but not before I grabbed my daily apple.
Biting my apple I walked up to Edward's locker and put in the combination, grabbing my present from inside my purse and placing it on top of his books where only the people around him will see it. Maybe if I'm lucky Emmett or Jasper will show it off to the entire school.
I wrote a simple note on one of the post-it notes that were in his locker.
I closed his locker and walked back to the café. I sat in the seat that I was previously occupying.
Alice winked at me and I smiled, Emmett and Rose were back, but Edward was still nowhere to be found. I shrugged my shoulders and continued eating my apple.
EPOV
After what I did to Isabella I felt like a pig, I couldn't face her during lunch, so I went to the bagel store down the street to eat. Driving back to the school I thought about Isabella and my agreement. She would teach me how to be sexually active, but what was she getting in return? Nothing.
"Nothing, Are you a fuckwit? She's getting release, and free non-committed sex. Something I personally would kill for, but you're the one that controls me and our dick and I'm scared the way things are going Masen JR will never see what a pussy looks like."
I looked at the passenger seat where Masen, my alter ego was sitting. Yeah my mind had created an alter ego, sew me. If you've ever seen that movie "Youth in Revolt", you know what I'm talking about. Masen Banger was my Francois Dillinger. Of course I'm the only one who can see him, and if you haven't guessed it already he was the one who hooked up with Jenny Dawn and got Isabella off not me.
"I have no clue what you're talking about." I told him, Masen just shook his head and laughed.
"Edward, you pussy open your fucking eyes, she's hot, hotter than Lauren will ever be, and you have the opportunity to fuck her. So don't screw this up or I'll screw you up, royally."
"Whatever," I pulled into a parking lot space, and parked my car. I'd have to face Bella eventually today, because I'm going to her house to make the rules for this shindig.
When I got to my locker Emmett and Jasper were waiting for me.
"Where were you at lunch man?" I shrugged my shoulders.
"I went to the bagel shop; I didn't want Cafeteria food today." I unlocked my locker and when I opened the door I saw some white lace panties lying on my book with a note." I picked up the note and read it to myself.
Edward, I wanted to thank you for your wonderful gift first period that was the best fucking orgasm any guy has given me. So it's only fair you get something in return. Hopefully we could do that again sometime. ~B~
"Oh man she fucking got you, I didn't think she would do something like this, well at least you got something to jack off with now." Masen shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know what you're talking about you're the one who did that to her," Masen shook his head, "It may have been me leading, but it was your hand bro."
"Did you say something Edward?" I shook my head and tried to close my locker without Emmett or Jazz seeing the 'gift' Bella had left me in my locker, but God must hate me because the next thing I knew Jasper had the underwear in his hand, and Emmett was reading the note, aloud. And if things couldn't get any worse the bell rang and students started filling the halls.
"Damn, Edward what were you doing and why do these panties say Bella?" I looked at Jazz and glared, and took the panties from him and threw them back in my locker, I was about to take the note from Emmett when I saw his face. He apparently knew who 'B' was and it didn't help that Jasper said they say Bella inside.
"Dude, fucking run." I agreed with Masen and ran like my life depended on it, which it did.
"MY FUCKING SISTER ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!" Emmett ran after me while Jasper just laughed, when he should help me, he fucking caused this.
Emmett eventually caught up with me and slammed me against the lockers, people were starting to gather around, Emmett was about to punch me when I heard Bella's voice.
"Emmett McCarthy Swan put him the fuck down, right now."
"Bella stay the fuck out of this," Bella then walked up to him and punched him the side, his hand fell from around my neck and I slid to the ground.
"Emmett go cool off now," She screamed at him, but he wouldn't budge, "I said fucking go COOL THE FUCK DOWN!" He looked at her and walked down the hall and out the doors.
"What the fuck are you all looking at don't you have somewhere to be?" Everyone ran to their next class, and Bella sat down next to me.
"Are you okay?" I glared at her, "Okay, I didn't know he was going to react that way, hell I didn't know he was going to read the note let alone figure out it was me. If you want we could leave and go to my place start our first lesson early?" I looked at her and was about to decline when Masen showed up behind her.
"Just fucking do it you fucking pansy-ass,"
So I listened to Masen and said, "Sure". We went out the other set of doors, just in case Emmett wasn't fully cooled down yet.
When we got to her house and up to her bedroom, she handed me a piece of paper that was in one of her notebooks.
Curse Words and Phases for Edward to Say.
Words: Fuck, shit, bitch, motherfucker, cunt, twat, bastard, asshole, pussy, cock, dick, piss off, tit, prick, turd, son of a bitch, whore, slut, douche-bag, and skank.
Phases: Suck my cock, Fuck me, motherfucking shit on a stick (for when you get hurt), that's what she said.
"I think that's all them, but if I have anymore I'll add them on."
"So there are rules if this thing is going to work." I nodded and listened.
"There is no seeing other people while this is going on, if I catch you getting it on with another girl in any way other than hugging or talking the deal is off and you're on your own. If you want to break things early then tell me don't just assume things are done if I do not tell you. Another rule, if you want to try something don't hesitate to ask, these are your lessons and I'm your teacher therefore I want to help you in whatever you may need. Okay one last thing, this stays between us and the gang, which means Alice, Jasper, Rose and my brother, if I have guys coming up to me asking for lessons I will cut your dick off and sell it on Ebay. Got that?" I shuddered, but nodded my head in understanding.
"Good, now how about we talk a little more about these swear words shall we?"
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BPOV
"What does cursing have to do with losing my virginity?" Edward asked me as he read the list.
"Well, if a girl wants you to talk dirty to her, then you're going to want to know what to say correct?"
"I guess, but why would I talk dirty to her?" I laughed, "Umm… Edward if a girl wants you to say suck my fucking cock would you?" He made a face and winced, that made me laughed harder.
"Exactly, so your first lesson is simple you have to say everyone one of those curse words at least once by Friday."
"Umm… Bella what happens if I can't say all of this words?" I hadn't thought about that I mean he can't very well go around say cock people will think he's gay or something.
"Well, you can skip two and only two, can you do that?" Edward nodded his head.
"I would think so; I mean how hard could it be."
"Okay well let's test it out, call me a cunt." Edward's eyes bugged out of his head.
"W-what?"
"You heard me, call me a cunt, if it's not that hard then you should be able too." Edward shook his head.
"Oh come on Edward all I want is for you to call me a cunt, and then you free to go home." Edward shook his head again.
"My mother taught me how to treat women, and one of those things was to never call a lady a bad word."
"Maybe Emmett was right then," Edward looked at me and grimaced.
"What did he say about me?"
"Oh just that you were a pussy, and probably gay since you haven't given it up to anyone yet. And I would hate to admit it, but I think he's right I mean you have girls throwing themselves at you and you don't really show them the time of day."
"What the fuck are you talking about, you saw me hooking up with Jenny this afternoon." I mentally started counting the amount of curse words I would be able to get Edward to say.
One.
"Edward that was like a petty kiss, and how do I know you weren't thinking about her brother or something, I mean he is kind of hot if you're into that dark stuff." I looked at Edward and saw he was getting pissed.
"I. Am. Not. GAY!" I looked him in the eye and laughed.
"Yeah, right I mean you can't even call me a cunt, and I saw the way you were looking at Ryan's ass today in gym; I mean I'm not complaining, he's got a great ass especially in those gym shorts, the hottest guys are always gay, I mean Riley, Ryan and now you. Ugh I don't think I could take much more of this, and Edward it's okay if your gay I mean I won't tell anyone well besides Ryan I mean when he finds out he will go apeshit you know what I'll give him a call now." I reached for my phone on my end table, but Edward grabbed it before I could. I looked at him and saw he was fucking pissed, no forget pissed this motherfucker was infuriated.
"Did you fucking hear me you fucking cunt, I'M. NOT. FUCKING. GAY!"
Holy shit Edward Mr. Prim and Proper just cursed four times in one sentence.
"I know otherwise you wouldn't be here would you." He glared at me.
"Then why did you say that shit?"
Five
"It got you to use three different curse words on that list, including you calling me a cunt, congratulations Edward you passed your first Quiz!"
Edward hopped off my bed and shook his head, "Your nuts," I thought he was still pissed, but then I saw a slight smile on his face.
"So Friday?" I smiled at him and nodded.
"Friday," I watched as Edward left the room and began thinking about what lesson I was going to teach him Friday.
"Edward, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to almost kill you. I listened as Emmett apologized to Edward.
"Yeah it's alright, just next time you're going to be a douche-bag could you at least warn me or something?" I laughed as I heard Edward call my brother a douche-bag, at least he was trying.
"I will, you wanna come up and play Halo for a bit?"
"Do you even have to fucking ask?" I heard Edward and Emmett laugh and knew everything would be okay between them.
Watching Edward leave made me see how he dresses. That was something I was going to have to fix during these lessons.
I wanna play some naked peek-a-boo,
I wanna play some naked peek-a-boo,
I wanna play some naked peek-a-boo,
I wanna play some naked peek-a-boo.
I reached for my phone and I looked at my caller I.D. The name that I thought was gone for good was flashing on my screen. He can't be out already; he had ten years to life with hardly any parole. I started panicking, my heart was racing and everything around me was fading then finally turned black.
I was running in a forest, running away from his laugh that I was hearing in my head, I thought I got away, but then he appeared right in front of me.
"Bella, Bella, Bella, what did I say would happen if you ever told anyone?" He smacked me across the cheek, and I fell to the forest ground, I felt a trickle of blood slide down the side of my lip where his finger nail cut me.
"You fucking bitch you ruined my life, I should have killed you when I wanted too, but I spared your fucking life and how do you fucking repay me you get me put in jail, but guess what Bella, I'm back and now no one will be able to help your pathetic ass." He put his hands around my neck and started choking me.
"Bella wake up," I tried to scream, but nothing came out.
"Bella, wake up your having a nightmare." I slowly opened my eyes to see Edward and Emmett leaning over me.
My breathing was hard, and my throat was dry as can be. I got up and walked downstairs to the kitchen.
"Bella, do you wanna talk about it?" Edward called from up stairs I shook my head even though he couldn't see; I couldn't tell anyone what happened not ever nobody would look at me the same. They'll say I was stupid for going with an older guy that I was stupid and naïve to even change for him. That's what happened in Phoenix all my friends ignored me, and told me I was a slut or a whore. All because of him, because of James.
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