Me: alright! This chapter is more plot than funny but it's still funny. I love you as a friend Jill!!!!

Nudge: Soooo do I appear in this story?

Me: Not now. But maybe!

Nudge: Ok, but I am in this story.

Me: maybe.

Nudge: But-

Me: Nudge, I have to do the disclaimer. Please, turn off the Nudge Channel.

Disclaimer: I don't own ITEX, Mermaid Melody, Kaito, or the song Daiji na Takarabako (Which is actually a good song! Even though it's in Japanese.)

Claimer: I do own The Institute of Totally Exciting Xylophones and Jill. Well, Jill owns herself in real life, but she's not on FF.N so I own her on here! MUAHAHA!!!

Zoe: NOO!!!!! THEY CAN'T TAKE ME!!! KAITO I WISH I HAD YOUR POWER RIGHT NOW!!!

Guard: Who's Kaito?

Zoe: LUCHIA'S BOY FRIEND!! Don't you watch "Mermaid Melody"?

Guard: YE-NOO! NEVER. NEVER heard of it.

Zoe: Right.

Kaito: *bursts through the wall* *In Japanese* HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!

Zoe: Kaito, as much as I wish you were my boyfriend, I'm not your girl.

Kaito: *In Japanese* DARN! *Leaves*

Jill: What's his power anyways?

Zoe: Oh, he has a magic thing on his forehead that glows brightly and gets rid of the things that are trying to hurt you.

Jill: this is a Japanese show too?

Zoe: yeah! They sing the collect songs! like "Daiji na Takarabako"!!!

Jill: OMG!! I LOVE THAT SONG! LET'S SING TOGETHER!

Sami: OK!

Jill and Zoe: *Singing* Takarabako no kagi akete ageru yo sunao ni nareru. Modokashii omoi tsuyoi yuuki ni kawatteiku yo zutto suki to ieru!

Guard: *singing* Little town! It's a quiet village! Every day! Like the one before! Little town! Full of little people! Waking up to say!

Jill: Bonjour!

Zoe: Bonjour!

Jill: Bonjourbonjourbonjour!

Zoe: there goes the baker with his try like always! The same old bread and rolls to sell! Every morning just the same! since the morning that we came! to this poor provincial town!

Guard: Good Morning Belle!

Zoe: Good morning Misour!

Guard: Where you off to?

Zoe: WHY THE FLOCKIN HECK DO YOU CARE YOU CREEPER?!?!?! *sprays Pepper spray into Guards eyes*

Guard: *Screaming* OWWW! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! PAIN!!!!!!

White coats: *take guards hand cuffs and hand cuffs Zoe*

Guard: *Screaming*

White coat #1: now I remember why you were labeled a maniac who needed serious help.

Zoe: I was labeled as that? Awww. I feel special!

White coat #2: You come too Jill Ann Qubecinstine.

White coat #1: Needle time!

Zoe: NOT MORE ILLEGAL EXPERIMENTATION!!!!!

*After being poked with long needles*

Jill: .............SPOON!

Zoe: JILL we just got poked by a really long neeeeeeeeeeedle-

Jill: DONT SAY NEEDLE IT REMINDS ME OF NOODLE which reminds me of poodle which reminds me of SQUIRRELS!

Zoe: and now we're having a crisis!

Jill: MAYBE WE'LL GET SUPER POWERS!!! LIKE THE X-MEN OR THE FANTASTICAL 4!!!

Zoe: OR MAYBE WE'LL DIE!

Guard: Most likely you'll get superpowers and then have to go save the world for the rest of the story

White Coat: SHHHHHH YOU JUST RUINED THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE STORY YOU IDIOT!

Guard: I THOUGHT THEY ALREADY KNEW!

Jill: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don't feel so good. I feel all..............tingly............

Zoe: JILL WHERE DID YOU GO!

Jill: I'm right here you dumb! and I thought I was the stooopid one!

Zoe: YOURE INVISABLE!

Jill: *turns uninvisable* OOH OHH OOOOOH LOOOK!!!!! I CAN PASS THROUGH THINGS!!!!! *waves her hand through arm of chair*

!!

Zoe: Then get out of these Velcro chairs!

Jill: WIIILLLL DOOOOO *unties Sami* Well this is the coolest power EVER!!!!

Zoe: SHUT UP! I don't have an awesome power...yet!

Jill: Well, according to this script, you'll get it soon!

Zoe: WOULD YOU STOP SPOILING THE PLOT!!!! 0_o Uh! My back Itches like crazy!

Jill: well that's too bad. Hey, can we get out of here now? I don't like it and they have bad food.

Zoe: you have problems don't you?

Jill: That's what they tell me!! OOO! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! 0-0 Hippie!!

Zoe: Come on let's get out of here you invisible Idiot

*By the front door*

Jill: How do we get out?

Zoe: well, I'll put on those weird hippie glasses AND my fake moustache!

Jill: That's it?

Zoe: well, I have a guard outfit that I stole form a guy on the way in. but the moustache and the glasses are the main things!*puts things on*

Jill: okaaaay. What about me?

Zoe: what about you? You're invisible!

Jill: OH YEAHH! DOPE!! I forgot! I'm such a blonde!!

Guard: Hey, Do I know you?

Zoe: No you don't. My name is...a...Jessica Aba!

Guard: Don't you mean Jessica Alba?

Zoe: GAH! no! I HATE being compared to that twit!

Guard: whatva!

Zoe: Alright well I've got to go.

Guard: where are you going?

Zoe: I'm going to meet my cuz! Anna...uh, Sue, uh...SASKATCHEWAN!

Guard: Anna Sue Saskatchewan?

Zoe: Yupgottagobye. *Leaves*

Jill: *Follows Sami* Let's get out of here!!

Zoe: GASP! LOOK AT THAT SIGN?

Jill: *Reads* Don't let your dogs shi-

Zoe: NO!!! the big one!

Jill: The Institute of Totally Exciting Xylophones. ooooOOOOOOooo! XYLAPHONES!!

Zoe: Look what it spells! TIOTEX!

Jill: Your not to supposed to say the letters for of, and, the and for.

Zoe: So then it spells ITEX!! OH NO! I WAS RIGHT!!! MY BACK IS REALLY ICHY!!!!

Jill: You're weird!

Zoe: GAH!!! *Rips off shirt so is left in a cammie. Two amber/gold wings come out* OMG!!!! I'VE GOT WINGS!!!! I'M LIKE MAX!!!!

Alarms: *GO OF REALLY LOUDLY!*

Zoe: Shhhhaving cream! Hey Jill, how much do you weigh?

Jill: Well, I'm a ninja so I weigh about 60 pounds.

Zoe: I should be able to carry you!

Kaiju: *Poofs in* FOLLOW THE SKRIPT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR POWER FIRST!! *poofs
out*

Zoe: Alright. Follow the script. * Sticks hands out and lighting comes from her fingers* I'VE GOT AN AWESOME POWER!

Jill: Alright, my yogurty friend. Let's go fly away into the sunset and maybe make out with a penguin or two!

Zoe: Alright, come on! *Fly away*

NEXT TIME WILL ZOE AND JILL BECOME SUPER HEROES? AND WILL JILL EVER LEARN HOW TO RIDE A PENGUIN RIGHT?