Me: Well, I haven't updated this in a while. So I'm gonna do that!
Jill: Here's Ch.5!
*Back at the Red Science Building*
Max: so...You were at an insane asylum?
Jill: Yeah. They shot me and Zoe with BIGGGG NEEDLES!
Zoe: Then we got INSANO powers!
Jill: I wanted to make out with a penguin so when we got to we came here!*Snuggles Iggy* you're reeeeeealy cute!
Iggy: Hey FAAANG! My first Fan girl would kiss me without running away!
Fang: Hey IIIIIGGY! My first Fan girl isn't insane!
Iggy: *sulks
Zoe: Ever since then we've been *Counts off on fingers*Perfecting the art of penguin sledding, becoming super heroes, and saying words that sound cool when you stretch them out long enough.
Jill: Like puuuuuuurrrrrple!
Zoe: Puuuuurrrrple!
Jill: Puuuurrrrrple!
Zoe: Puuuuurrrrple!
Jill: Puuuurrrrrple!
Zoe: Puuuuurrrrrple!
Dr. M: I've got COOKIES!
Jill and Zoe: COOOOOOOKIES! *Pounce on cookies and eat them*
Dr. M: Well at least SOMEBODY likes my cookies!
Max: I like them! But I've had them for like...6 months in a row!
Jill: well it's been a long time since I've had cookies!
Zoe: She's been in an insane asylum for her dangerous sugar rushes.
Max: What happens during her sugar rushes?
Zoe: Weeeeeell. You know hurricane Katrina?
Max: Yeah.
Zoe: Weeeeeell. Let's just say only half of that damage was from the hurricane.
Fang and Max: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Zoe: yup! sooo. giving her the entire plate of cookies wasn't a good idea.
Dr. M: I didn't give her the entire plate.
Jill: Well, I kinda ate all the coooooookies! *Eyes twitch*
Zoe: Oh no! We've gotta do something! What dilutes sugar?
Dr. M: Every parent knows that the answer is VEGGIES! *Shoves broccoli down Jill's throat*
Jill: *eye stops twitching.* BLUUUUUUUES! OH NOES! THE MONKEY ATE MY PRETZEL!
Fang: *Backing away slowly* I sense evil in this place.
Zoe: I sense evil in yo face! OOOOOOH! WHA-say! You're kinda cute!
Max: Hey he's mine.
Fang: Why thanks? Was it my emoness or my hair?
Zoe: Hair! Totally hair!
Max: FANG IT'S TIME FOR A HAIR CUT!
Iggy: He doesn't need a hair cut! His emo hair cuts itself! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jill: You're soooooo funny! AND CUTE!AND HAVE WINGS! ZOE I FOUND MY SOUL MATE!
Zoe: ME TOOO! *Smiles at Fang*
Max: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *pounces on Zoe*
Gazzy: This isn't gonna end well.
Angel: I'll video tape it!
Gazzy: I'll take pictures!
Iggy: CATFIGHT!
Zoe: *tazes Max*
Max: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW! I mean, is that all you got?
Zoe: You want more?
Max: Ummmmm... that's okay I think I'll pass. I mean not that I'm afraid of you or anything.
Jill: Not much of a fight.
Iggy: Very true. Hey Fang, my first fangirl has a brain!
Fang: Iggy! SHES I-N-S-A-N-E. get it in your head!
Jill: HEEEEEEEEEY I am NOT INSANE! *kicks Fang in the shin*
Fang: OW! *tries to kick Jill back but foot passes through her shin*
Jill: I love my power ^_^
*alarm goes off*
Dr. M: What's happening?
Zoe: I tazed the wall and now all the electronics are going bezurko! :)
Max: That's not true! If it was the lights would go out!
*Lights flicker and go out*
Jill: Well crap!
Zoe: It's all dark! I can't see my hand in front of my face!
Iggy: OH MY GOSH! ME NEITHER!
Jill: Aww, you're so funny!
Iggy: Hey FAAANG! My first fan girl could beat you up!
Fang: DUDE! SHE'S MENTAL!
Jill: don't make me punch you!
Fang: you can't even see me!
Jill: Drat!
Dr. M: I've got candles!
Gazzy: ALRIGHT! FIYA!
Max: On second thought, I'll get the flash lights! *Leaves*
Zoe: SOOOOoooooOOOO! *Cuddles with Fang* even in the dark you radiate hotness!
Fang: Hey IIIIIGGY! I have more than one fangirl!
Iggy: Shoot!
Jill: technically, Max isn't a fan girl. She's your not-really-girlfriend girlfriend.
Zoe: HEY HEY YOU YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! NO WAY NO WAY! THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE! HEY HEY YOU YOU! I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!*HINT HINT!*
Max: I'm back! *bumps into fang*
Fang: *falls forward onto Zoe*
Zoe: *Falls to the ground with Fangs face on top of hers and accidentally starts making out*
*Lights turn back on*
Max: Fang I- WHAT THE HECK?
Fang; *Still playing tonsil hockey!*
Jill: ZOE! WHAT THE! WISCONSON TOURING FOUNDATION!
Iggy: What's going on?
Gazzy: Zoe and Fang are totally tradin SPIT!
Max: GAZZY! WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT!
Gazzy: Iggy
Iggy: GAZZY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!
Angel: THIS IS AWESOME! AND I CAUGHT IT ALL ON CAMERA!
Zoe: *still making out. reaches a hand out and tazes the wall*
*lights go out again*
Nudge: *turns on flashlight* hehehehehehehehe
Max: Nudge, turn it off.
Nudge: *turns off flashlight*
*silence*
Max: Are they done yet?
Nudge: *turns on flashlight* Nope
Max: Turn it off.
*silence*
Max: Are they done now?
Nudge: *turns on flashlight* Nope.
Max: turn it off.
Nudge: *turns off*
Max: Don't turn it on again.
Gazzy: This is really awkward. I mean, I'm standing right next to them!
Max: let's just go into the next room.
Flock: K. *go into the next room. Lights come back on*
Phone: *rings*
Max: Hello?
Jeb: Max! I need the flock to come quick! *Punching noises, Breaking noises, other noises*
Max: Jeb what's going on?
*Silence*
Max: Jeb?
Deep voice: If you want to see Jeb alive again come to the Institute of Totally Exciting Xylophones and bring the two run always!
*Dial tone*
NEXT TIME WHAT HAPPENED TO JEB? WILL WE EVER KNOW? WILL IGGY BECOME EMO? WILL ZOE EVER FIND A GOOD SUPERHERO NAME? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!