Louis 243rd Birthday.
Part Two: Letters, letters, everywhere…..and a few E-mails….
Later that very same night…
"Louis! You have E-mails!" "YAY!!!! I love E-mails! Don't you 'Stat? I do!" Louis ranted for a few hours during which Lestat tuned him out. "Louis! Your E-mails." "Oh! I forgot!" Louis suddenly yelped when he opened it. "What? What is it?" Lestat curiously asked. "It's horrible! The use of the English language is horrifying! It's Santino and Gabriel asking me what I want for my birthday!" Louis said aghast. Lestat sighed remembering how scared of Santino Louis had been since reading Armands autobiography. Looking over Louis shoulder Lestat attempted to decipher the E-mail.
Monsieur Louis
I am want to be asking what is wanted for your Deathday.
Santino et Gabriel
"I don't understand. What is he asking exactly?" asked Lestat. "Let's call Armand he can tell us!" Louis said brightly.'Armand. It's me Louis. I want to know if you know what the following message from Santino means. Okay, he writes: I am want to be asking what is wanted for your Deathday. I don't know what it means. Oh! Thank you! Yes I'll visit soon bye!' Louis put the phone down. "He says it means that Santino wishes to know what I want for my birthday." "Well write him back."
Dear Santino
Not so much as a hello. A greeting would have been nice. As I have told every one. If it sparkles, is fluffy, or smells good it will be nice.
Louis
Dearest Loui
Hello, how are you? I am well. I would like to inquire what you want for your birthday.
Cordially, Marius, Pandora, Sybelle, and Benjy.
Dear Marius
I am well too, thanks for asking! If it sparkles, is fluffy or is Edward Cullen then buy it/him!
Louis
P.S Who is Cordially? Can I meet him/her?
Dear Louis
No comment on Cordially.
Marius
Dear Older Dark Brother
Hi Louis! Congratulations on getting older. What can I procure to make you happy?
David
Nut-Job
You can pro-cure your existence or if you can't the pro-cure cancer.
Louis
Dear Louis
Please. I am a Paranormal Investigator not a doctor or pyromaniac. Be serious
David
Imbecilic Nut-job
Make sure it is sparkly , smells nice, and is fluffy. (I know of no object on earth like it so just you try!)
Louis
Dear Louis
Mael and I wish you happy birthday and inquire as to what you wish for on your special day.
Khayman and Meal
Khayman
If it sparkles, is fluffy, smells nice, or looks like Edward Cullen then I'll love it!
Louis
Dear Louis
Hi Hi! Happy 243rd! Armani and I want to know if there is anything Particular you want for your birthday *Nudge Wink Grin*?
Daniel and Greatestslavemasterinthewholeworldandalmightyvampiremaster
Daniel
If anyone calls me 'Dear' or 'Dearest' again, I will torch the next vampire I see...
Louis
P.S If you can get something fluffy or sparkly or like a really cool vampire who is really sparkly then I shall sing to the heavens with joy! :3
Louis
Temper. Temper. And did I mention that I am the 'Greatestslavemasterinthewholeworldandalmightyvampiremaster'?
Armand the Greatestslavemasterinthewholeworldandalmightyvampiremaster
Beautiful one.
Psst. Beautiful one. Yes you! What do you want for your birthday? ;P
Lelio
Lestat
You are sitting right next to me. Why write me?
Louis
Louis
Because you're special. *Swings hips from side to side moving the bar chair he was seated on.*
Lestat
Lestat
Oh! Awwwww I feel loved!
Louis
Louis
Yay! I, The Big Bad Wolf, have please Little Red Riding Hood, aka, my favorite Fledgling! I made you Happy!!!!
Lestat
Lestat
Big Bad Wolf? Little Red Riding Hood?
Louis
Louis
Big Bad Wolf for me cause I'ma wolf killer. And Little Red for you cause you're sweet like her! :)
Lestat
Lestat
Oh! Awwww I feel more loved!
Louis