Me: Okay, so I'm doing this on a funky puter so I have no idea how many characters are in the chapter, I'm hoping 1000 so I meat the requirements for project PULL.
Jill: Yeah, it would kinda suck to fail at your first try at this thing.
Me: yeah it would. In other news, I can no longer say I own Jill on FF.N Jill: Yeah, cuz I got a file for myself!
Me: I'll give you her user name once she actually uploaded a story.Jill: If! I uplead a story.Me: Which you will because I will force you to.
Jill: *Rolls eyes* anyways, here's chapter 6 of J.F.D.I.T.I.A.!
Me: ENJOY!
Max: Okay, newly met...people! LETS GO LETS GO MOVE IT MOVE IT! Well seeya later! It was nice meeting you and all, but I WANT MAH DADDAY TO BE SAFE!
Jill: OOOHHHH it was SOOO nice meeting u too! And your friieeeend.
*stares at Iggy*
Zoe: *facepalm*
Iggy: Ohhhhhh...
Fang: Depressed that your first fangirl is going to probably die?
Iggy: -_- yes.
Fang: *holds out knife* Use it as you need it, my friend.
Iggy: *backs away slowly*
Jill: But i dont wanna go to baaack to TIOTEX! THEY POKE YOU WITH NEEDLES!
Zoe: And Noodles
Jill: and poodles
Zoe: and SQUIRRELS!
Jill: NOOOO NOT SQUIRRELS!
Angel: *demonic voice* No. They can't go back. One of them holds the way to the worlds prosper and happiness, the other holds the way to the worlds destruction.
Max: well that wasn't creepy at all. HEEEEEEY I thought the world needed me to survive!
Fang: Maybe you are supposed to protect them to help the world survive.
Gazzy: OOOOOHHHHHH you just got downgraded.
Iggy: I HAVE A POWERFUL FANGIRL!
Fang: So do I!
Zoe: Ohhh yes you do.
Jill and Zoe: *both faint at the same time and room starts glowing*
Dr. M: hey I have more coo- WHATS HAPPENING?
*glowing stops*
Jill: Ouchie what the heck happened?
Gazzy: you got a lil smudge on your forehead.
Jill: *furiously rubs her forehead* Is it gone?
Max: *to Gazzy* Nooo you dumbutt. Its in the shape of a moon.
Jill: ON MY FOREHEAD? *turns to Zoe* You have one too! Only its a
sun.
Zoe: Well thats weird.
Jill: OHH OHH OHH MAYBE WE'RE LIKE HARRY POTTER! NOW WE HAVE A WARNING SYSTEM FOR WHEN THE DARK LORD COMES AND GETS US!
Max: OKAY now off to find out what happens next!
Iggy: Hey Fang. Can i talk to you in a different room for a sec?
Fang: *says quielty* you want to know how to make the cut? sure. *drags
Iggy to other room*
Iggy: heh heh... no. Well... you're good with girls.
Fang: You want to know how to get more fangirls? Trust me, its ALL in
the hair.
Iggy: No... I'm trying to impress the one fangirl that i have. Ya
know, so i dont lose her to you?
Fang: UGH fine... Welcome to Girl Impressing 101. First topic,
Muscles. Well, ya see... *does whole lesson*
Max: DARN! so I can't get ride of you two?
Angel: *Demonic voice* no. *normal voice* No matter how much you want to kill them.
Max: SHI-
Zoe: HEY! WHERE'S FANG AND IGGY?
Jill: Yeah! Where is my hot, blind stud?
Nudge: Well, Fang was talking about how to teach Iggy how to be emo soooo.
Jill: NO! I DON'T WANT MY BF TO BE EMO!
Gazzy: He's gonna be all like "My life sucks!" *pretends to cut himself With a knife*
Jill: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs to the room Fang and Iggy are in*
*In the room with Fang and the Iggster! *
Fang: And girls LOVE the strong and silent types. It also helps to wear black.
Iggy: Alright. Are you sure this is gonna work? Black really isn't my color.
Fang: PSH! Yeah! I'm the only one in the flock with a girl friend!
Iggy: ok. I'm just not sure.
Jill; *Bursts into the room* IGGY! I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE EMO!
Iggy: Well that answers that question!
Jill: *hugs* I like you as the blind pyromaniac!
Iggy: SCORE!
Zoe: *Comes in* JILL! COME ON! WE GOTSA GO MAKE A PLAN TO SAVE MAX'S DADDY!
Jill: But...I JUST SCORED A CHANCE TO MAKE OUT WITH IGGY AND YOU RUINED IT! *STARTS CRYING*
Iggy: DON'T CRY! *Makes out with Jill*
Fang: NICE! Told you wearing black works! *Walks out*
Max: HEY! PEOPLES! I HAVE A PLAN!
Angel: Max! I said that you CAN'T KILL THEM! or bring them to the Asylum.
Zoe: Wait! I think I know where your Dad's being kept!
Jill: In the post-needle stabbing room?
Zoe: Yes!
Nudge: heeeeey! What if we brought them back, they walk through walls And stuff, break Jeb out and bring him back! Huh? Huh? Huh?
Max: are you kidding me? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
Kaiju: MAX! THAT'S WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO! I GAVE YOU A SKRIPT PEOPLE! DOES NO ONE READ THE SKRIPT?
*Flying back to TIOTEX*
Jill: awwwwe but I liked Antarctica. DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE PENGUINS THERE!
Zoe: Penguins that hate you.
Nudge: I think there's something wrong with those penguins. I mean
What kind of penguins go NEAWW NEAWW? I still think that they make a
NAAK NAAAAAK sound compared to NEAA-
Fang: MAKE IT STOP!
Max: Be nice, Fangy-wangy! *Sticks tongue out at Zoe*
Fang: How many times do I have to tell you, Max, NO PET NAMES PLEASE! *To Zoe* You wouldn't call me a pet name, would you?
Zoe: NO NO NO OF COURSE NOT! *Quietly to Jill* Heeey I think I have a chance here! I mean all I have to do is dye my hair red and I'll be set!
Jill: Yeah, because someone would TOTALLY dye a winged person's hair red. Cuz that's completely normal. Heeeey do you think that someone would tailor me a cloak so that t has wing holes? Cuz we still need costumes.
Zoe: AND I STILL NEED A NAME!
Jill: How about...Pikachu?
Zoe: I do NOT want to be sued cause I used the name of a pokemon.
Jill: Mkkkkkkkk... Electrode?
Zoe: o_o What did I just say about pokemon?
Jill: Ummmm...lightning?
Zoe: *facepalm*
Jill: HEY I FORGOT MY IDEA OKAY!
Iggy: LOOK THERE IT IS! *Points*
Everyone: *stops and looks*
Gazzy: Heeeeeey that's what I do!
Iggy: You wern't doin it.
*after a few hours*
Nudge: *panting* OH MY GOSH IM SO TIRED CANT WE TAKE A BREAK?
Jill: Yeah I forgot how long it took to fly here.
Zoe: I CARRIED YOU.
Jill: Yeah...
Gazzy: I'm tired too.
Max: Fine, we'll take a break.
Iggy: What country are we over?
Zoe: IDK
Jill: What does that mean again?
Zoe: I already told you, I DONT KNOW!
Jill: WHY DOES NOBODY EVER KNOW! :'(
Iggy: Ohhhhh dont cry *holds Jill's hand*
Jill: YAY!
Max: Soooo. What country are we over?
Fang: I don't know.
Angel: I have an idea! Lets fly away so that we don't get hit by the erasers' guns.
Jill: Nawwww. *gets shot in the shoulder* OWWWWW! HEY THAT
HURTS!*Spirals to the ground*
Iggy: NOOO! *dives after her*
Zoe: JILL!*dives after Jill*
Fang: ZOE! *dives after her*
Max: FANG! *dives after him*
Angel: MAX! *dives after her*
Gazzy: ANGEL! *dives after her*
Nudge: And now I'm left all alone by myself. *sigh* maybe I should go After them.
Yoda: Nudge! Go after them you must.
Nudge: ACK! CREPPY GNOME! GUYS WAIT UP FOR ME!* dives after the
flock*
Jill: *crashes* Owwww. the stupid erasers! They hurted my arm!
Erasers: RAWR! WE;RE GONNA GET YOU!
Jill: *goes invisable*
Eraser 1: Aww CRAP! I CANT FIND HER!
Eraser 2: Well, who cares! she got shot sooo she'll probably die!
Iggy: *lands* Hey! I'm gonna fight you cause you shooted my GF!
Eraser 1: Actually, were kinda buzy. We gotta start some forest fires Soooo we can't fight now. We just had to shoot your GF. sooo yeah.
Iggy: Ok. How bout you act like you getting punched and kicked and, ya know, beat up.
Eraser 2: oh totally. We'll even cringe in fear!
Iggy: Got it thanks!
Eraser 1: NP! Well, lets go start some FOREST FIRES!
Erasers: *Whoop whith joy as they fly away*
Iggy: JILLLLLLLL! WHERE ARE YOU?
Jill: I'm right here you dumbbutt! Do you not see the river of blood?
Iggy: Yeah I see. Whoa. thats cool. A fountian of blood in MID AIR!
DUUUUDE! I NEED PICTURES!
Jill: I"M BLEEDING TO DEATH YOU MORON!
Iggy: Sorry. *Takes off shirt and put preasure on the blood*
Jill: WHOA! Iggy, you look hot with no shirt on. :)
Zoe: *Lands* JILLLLLLLL! WHERE ARE YOU?
Iggy: She's INVISABLE!
Zoe: oh.
Fang: ZOEEEE! *Plows into Zoe as he lands*
Zoe: WHOA! *Gets knocked off her feet.*
Fang: Are you ok?
Zoe: whoa Fang. You totaly swept me off my feet. :)
Max: *lands* GET OFF MY BF YOU TWICH!
Angel: *Lands* MAXXXX NO BAD LANGUAGE! Remember? You gave it up for lent!
Max: Dang it!
Gazzy: *lands* Hey, has anyone seen Nudge?
Nudge: INCOMMING! *Plows into Gazzy*
Gazzy: OWW! WHAT THE FRICK NUDGE?
Max: GAZZY! AGAIN WITH THE LANGUAGE!
Zoe: *Mutters* Look who's talkin.
Fang: *snickers*
Man: HOLA! Bienvenido a Venezuela!
Gazzy:...What'cha say?
Jill: MMM WHAT"CHA SAAAAY! MMMM THAT"CA ONLY MENT WELL! MMM WELL ACOURSE YOU DID! MM WHAT"CHA SAAAAY! MMM THAT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST! A'COURE IT IS!
Fang: *sigh* He said hello, welcome to Venezuela!
Zoe: You know spanish?
Fang: Who doesn't?
Flock: *Raises their hands*
Fang: *facepalm* Señor, ¿me puede recomendar un hotel pío?
Man: ¿Cómo pío?
Fang: Al igual que ... gratis.
Man: Bueno, usted podría permanecer en el Motel de la calle. Si se
puede
robar una llave de detrás de la gerente de dormir puede conseguir una
habitación libre.
Fang: ¡FRESCO! Gracias!
Man: No hay problema! Sigueme. Te Mostrare el camino.
Fang: Vale! Muchas gracias!
Max: What the hec was that?
Fang: he's gonna show us to a motel where we're gonna steal a key to a Room to stay for free.
Zoe: Cool! Nudge? Are you ok? You keep looking around? are you looking For someone
Nudge: Sorta, there was a green wrinkled crazy gnome talkin to me earlier. I just wanna make sure he wasn't following us.
Max: 0_o have you been drinking Valium?
Nudge: 0-0 No.
Max: WHATEVA!
*at the motel*
Max: I'll go in and steal a key.
Jill: noooooo I will.
Max: You're BLEEDING TO DEATH
Jill: Yeah, but i can turn invisable.
Max: Yeah, but you'll leave a trail of blood. Then people will know
where you went and go kill us for the key.
Zoe: *looks around at the crappy motel* Well, knowing that we're in a motel in the bad part of Venesuela, I don't think a trail of blood would be uncommon.
Max: Well, I'm still getting the key.
Jill: IM BACK WITH THE KEY! :]
Max: But...how?
Jill: Never underestemate the power of invisability. Anyway, its room 106.
Flock: *walks to room 106*
Fang: *opens door*
Gazzy:...there's only 2 queen size beds.
Nudge: and EEEW! The plaster on the wall is cracking, the bathroom is
all disgusting and moldy, and EEEEEEK! IS THAT A COCKROACH?
Fang: *picks up cockroach and throws it out the door* Go, my little disgusting friend! BE FREE!
Jill: HELLO BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE!
Iggy: Can I kiss it better?
Jill: Okay. OW THAT HURT
Iggy: sorry.
Max: You guys are sick.
Zoe: ...spoon
Jill:...fork
Nudge: SPORK! hah I win!
Jill: I'M STILL BLEEDING!
Angel: There's some towels in the bathroom that you could use to soak up the blood with.
Fang: Actually, she would probably get an infection from those towels.
*door breaks down*
Jill: HOLY snap crackle pop, rice crispies BANANAS! WHAT WAS THAT?
Flyboy: Show me the girls!
Iggy and Fang: NEVER!
Jill: *grabs Zoe's arm and turns both of them invisible* YAY now they
cant see us!
Flyboy: Ugh geez you guys I was just trying to be dramatic! Gosh you
have NO sense of humor.
Nudge:...KAIJU WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN NEXT IN THE PLOT! WE'RE
SO CONFUSED!
Kaiju: Well, according to the script, all of you are supposed to get imprisoned in a bunch of jello.
Jill: PUDDING!
Flyboy: Jello prison, ACTIVATE!
Flock: *get imprisoned in jello*
Flyboy: okay Mr. Chu, I got them.
Mr. Chu: Excellent. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
NEXT TIME! JILL VISITS THE WHITCH DOCTOR, ZOE RESORTS TO CHARMING IN SPANISH, AND JILL FINALLY GETS HER MINTY REFRESHMENT! NEXT TIME ON J.F.D.I.T.I.A!