I needed something to do in my free time. This will (eventually) be 100 AxI ficlets themed after whatever song is playing on my iPod while I'm writing, with no duplicates. The story will either be themed after the song, have the song's lyrics interposed in the story, or have the characters quoting the lyrics, or any combination of the three. I am not doing this as a part of an "official" challenge. This is a personal challenge. There will be touches of AU and OOC-ness throughout the ficlets.
That said, I own nothing. No songs, no Hellsing, no nothing.
A little short ficlet before class. :3 I drive my roomie crazy because I sing this song all the time, which is where I got the idea.
Enjoy!
02. "I Wanna Love You" – The Maine
"Walter, what is that infernal vampire singing?" demanded Integra, slamming her hands down onto her desk as Alucard's voice floated into her office from who-knows-where. Her servant's noise was making her paperwork-induced headache worse; the vampire was a terrible singer.
"I think it's an American song," said Walter, trying to be helpful.
"That explains everything," grumbled Integra as she massaged her temples.
"You can't see me, but I can see you. It's cool, we jet, the mood is set. Your lips are wet…" Alucard sang, terribly off-key.
Integra groaned and Walter sighed.
"I see you winding, grinding, up on that pole. I know you see me looking at you and you already know. I wanna love you, you already know. I wanna love you," Alucard materialized into Integra's office, "you already know." With that, the vampire paused in his singing and grinned at his master.
"Do you like my song?" he asked, grin growing ever wider.
"It's a vile song," muttered Integra as she began discreetly searching through her desk drawer for her pistol.
"Can't please everyone," said the red-clad vampire with a shrug as he disappeared from Integra's office before she could get the gun out.
Just as Integra was about to resume her paperwork, the singing started once more.
"The fancy cars, the women and the caviar. You know who we are, 'cause we're pimpin' all over the world!"
Integra was tempted to scream.