"Big brother? Is that really you?" asked the little girl looking over me.

"Zoey? Can you please get off my stomach? Not a good place to be because of what happened to me a week ago." I said, lifting my little sister and putting her down beside me.

"Will? How is this possible? You're dead! I watched you get buried!" My mom yelled.

"It's a long story… Lock why did you throw me into a window?" I asked.

"I dunno dude, I just do things when I fight, I don't think about it." Lock smirked.

"You're both idiots." Said the rest of my group.

"Well nice seein' ya Mom, Zoey. I gotta scat." I said, getting up before feeling a sharp pain. "GAH!" I yelled.

"WILL! We need to get him to Doctor Finklestien!" Alex yelled.

"NO WAY! I'VE SEEN HIS LAB, THAT MAN DOES NOT HAVE A DEGREE IN MEDICINE, HE JUST PUTS SPARE PARTS TOGETHER AND ZAPS THEM!" I yelled.

"If you yell like that again I'll knock you out and take you to Finklestien myself." Shock warned.

"Heehee the green lady is funny." Zoey smiled.

"Will? Where are you going?" Mom asked.

"Home. My wounds are pretty serious, I shouldn't even be walking around for another month, but I was never one to follow the orders of a trained professional." I smirked.

"How are you alive?" my mom yelled. I took her hand and placed it over my non-beating heart.

"I'm not. After I died I wound up in a different place, the only way I could get back to earth was on Halloween. From the time I arrive here a twenty four hour countdown starts, any longer and I'm stuck here for a year." I explained. "And I got things to do. I'll visit next year mom." I said, walking away.

"Wait!" yelled Zoey. "At least take Mr. Floofles to be safe! He always brings me good luck!" she said, giving me her favorite stuffed toy, a small red lizard.

"Heh, Mr. Floofles will be safe." I assured. Mom hugged me before she waved goodbye and by the time we found a cemetery I heard something, but It turned out to be nothing.

"This is it." Angeline chimed. We got back into the hinterlands, we couldn't go back to earth for another year unless we had Jack's help. I still heard something though. I ripped a large tree literally from the ground and saw Zoey hiding behind it.

"Zoey? You clever kid, Floofles had your scent on him so I couldn't smell you over the doll." I smirked. "You are so grounded. How did you figure the scent thing? A seven year old cant usually pull that off."

"The green lady's skin looked too real to be makeup, the stupid looking redheads horns looked too real, even the broken one!" Zoey smiled.

"Hey!" Lock yelled.

"And your tail wagged! I knew somehow your costumes were real almost! I'm gonna be a wolf expert like you wanted to when I grow up, that's how I knew Floofles would help me sneak behind you!" Zoey smiled.

"Again, you are so grounded." I smirked.

"I left Mom a note!" Zoey yelled.

"Well what the hell are we gonna do?" Barrel asked.

"Well first we're gonna get Will to the doctor, we need to fix his stitches and I only have very basic medical training, meaning CPR and putting on bandages." Angeline said.

"Wait, you mean all the times you were stitching me like a hobo jacket you've had barely any idea on what you were doing?" I yelled.

"I had literally no idea what I was doing, I used dental floss for stitching thread for the love of god." Angeline laughed.

"The only thing keeping you alive right now is my guts are an inch away from spilling out and you're a woman." I said angrily, Zoey was starting to get scared. "And my little sister is right in front of us." Lock whistled a tune and the walking bathtub came from out of the woods, they sat me down in it and Alex carried Zoey on her back. Tut was pilling at my sleeve.

"Tut she's seen a werewolf, a vampire with little bat wings, a skeleton boy, a demon, and two witches, I doubt a talking jackal will make her go nuts." Lock said to him.

"Good." Tut said. "Tell your little sister I'm going to eat her." Tut smirked at me. I swept my arm against the ground until I picked up a rock and chucked it at Tut.

TNBC

"GOD DAMNIT! OW! SON OF A-" I yelled before being hit.

"Watch your language!" Alex scolded.

"Sorry but I DON'T LIKE SHARP THINGS GOING IN AND OUT OF MY FLESH WHEN THEY'RE 120 DEGREES!" I yelled.

"Stop whining, the heat will help the wound heal faster and keep the stitches from coming loose." The doctor yelled. "You deserve it anyway, bringing a human girl to this place."

"Look you old quack, she followed me and unless a person is born here or spends two years or more here they can't use the other hinterland doors, so she's stuck here." I yelled.

"That's true." Said Jack, who had just stepped in with the mayor. He was pissed. "And it's also true I sent you to the other side of the country!"

"We did, they moved there." I said.

"I don't believe you!" Jack yelled.

"We have proof!" Lock said, holding up a camera. "Here's Will lighting himself on fire in front of the Empire State Building, here's us kicking Barrel's ass with the Statue of Liberty in the background, here's Angeline and Alex beating us up—WHAT?"

"Sorry, I just had to get a picture." Shock explained.

"It is going to be a long night." Will said quietly.