The next day Kanda had soba for breakfast, as per usual. No one disturbed him. Lavi was on a mission, Allen was scarfing down food, and no one else was stupid enough to incur his wrath. The Moyashi was seldom annoying when his mouth was full… he shook his head viciously trying to dislodge those sorts of thoughts. Thoughts which, although fascinating, were both improbable and highly distracting.
It was no use. And it was while ruminating upon how best to molest Allen (preferably without losing life or limb at the hands of the Moyashi and/or his Master/ 'father figure') that he walked headlong into the adorable bastard.
Allen, who had toppled over at the unexpected impact, blinked up at him cutely and then… "Watch where you're going Ba-Kanda!"
"Che, be silent darling or I'll bake you a pie!" (Shut up Moyashi or I'll murder you!)
Allen stared at Kanda for a full minute and then, horror of horrors, he began to giggle.
"KOMUI! YOU PORTUGAL! I'LL HUG YOU! MAPLE! YOU'RE PURPLE YOU MELON FARMER!" (Komui! You bastard! I'll kill you! Shit! You're dead you fucking fucker!)
He stormed into the supervisor's office, but Komui was long gone. Lenalee patted him on the shoulder and handed him a note.
My dear Kanda,
By now you are surely wondering how to deactivate my marvelous device. Out of the goodness of my heart I will tell you!
You must simply get someone with gray eyes to confess their love for you! At that point the spell will be lifted!
The wise and benevolent supervisor
P.S. Please note that my lovely Lenalee does not possess gray eyes and that pursuing her will bring you nothing but a painful death
Kanda was livid. The bastard's death would be slow and painful… (And would include a fake wedding between Lenalee and some random person…)
A/N: Please review! I apologize for the short chapters (but they make me update faster).