A/N: The jury is in! (It took forever because Joe is a pervert and George is irresistibly adorable) So, I know where I'm taking this, but I have two huge (20+ pages each) papers coming up. I'm working on this whenever I get a few minutes but it still might take a little while.
"Wha-what are you…"
"I'm going to adventure you." Kanda said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Allen looked at him inquiringly, but then he remembered the 'spell thing.'
The Moyashi sighed and pouted, as if resigning himself to his fate.
Kanda chuckled darkly relishing in his victory and very glad that he had found that love potion thing.
Now, where should he start? Hmmm..this whole thing would be a lot more fun if he could swear…. It'd be easiest if he made Moyashi beg…
He vaguely recalled Lavi asking Cross for advice on women (something which still gave him nightmares). Well he should probably get him relaxed first.
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The Moyashi, however, was very far from relaxed when Mugen was drawn. And even less so when his clothes were cut off, the cool metal of the sword barely brushing his skin in the process.
Kanda cast around for ideas. Well, he always felt better when he worked the knots out of his shoulders. He went into the bathroom and fetched the massage oil that that Lenalee had randomly given him a few months ago. It was (appropriately) lotus scented.
Whatever Allen had expected to happen after Kanda cut the rope, flipped him over, and clicked the oil open, it definitely wasn't strong hand rubbing his upper back. It was very nice. He sighed contentedly.
A few minutes later he was downright purring and it was cute as hell.
Kanda couldn't help but smirk smugly as the Moyashi stretched out and arched his back, allowing him more access.
Allen sighed contentedly, "love you."
Kanda chuckled. Well that was easy.
As soon as Allen realized what had said he froze like a deer in headlights.
The samurai merely rolled his eyes and patted the boy's head. "Good Moyashi."
To be continued…