I will run through the castle naked screaming your name.
Now that Harry knew Draco was planning to follow through with his 'To Do List' Harry avoided him at all costs unless they had to be in class together. Harry didn't know when or where the next thing would happen, but he was carrying the list with him everywhere. The next one scared him. The thought of a naked Draco running around was more than Harry could bear, but screaming his name on top of it was insane.
Harry walked into the great hall hoping for some dinner. He was starving. Many people were already there including Hermione and Ron.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Harry asked.
Hermione didn't answer immediately.
"What?" Harry was scared to know.
"No one has seen Malfoy for hours. We over heard the Slytherins looking for him earlier." Hermione stated in a whisper.
Harry's face fell. He was going to do the next one. Harry looked around hoping to find Draco's blond head at the table, but it wasn't there.
A girl at the Ravenclaw table screamed. Draco Malfoy stood naked in the doors to the great hall. Filch was coming up behind him and just as his hands came near Draco's shoulders he moved. Draco ran through the great hall screaming at the top of his lungs.
"HARRY POTTER … HARRY POTTER… HARRY POTTER!" Draco yelled. He kept going until finally someone caught him.
Harry knocked into Draco with all the force he could muster slamming him into the ground and knocking the last of his name off the boys lips.
"Harry, if you wanted to be on top… all you had to do was ask." Draco said smirking.
"Malfoy, Potter, come with me, NOW!" Professor McGonagall barked. Harry slid off Draco pulling himself up. He reached out and helped Draco stand too. They followed McGonagall to immense cheering from the great hall. Their Professor led them to an empty classroom.
She conjured a robe. "Cover yourself please, Mr. Malfoy." Draco complied.
"Now, I don't know what has gotten into you, but I want an explanation." McGonagall said in her commanding voice staring at Draco.
"Well, Professor, I wr…" Draco began
"NO!" Harry said loudly. "Don't take the fall. Professor, it was my idea. I convinced him it would be funny. Please don't punish him. I'm sorry!"
Professor McGonagall looked shocked. "I'm sorry too, Potter, but Mr. Malfoy will be punished as well. He has no right to run around minus his clothing and you should know better than to suggest any such thing."
Harry was about to interrupt, but the look Draco sent him stopped him.
"You with both report here tomorrow night for your detentions." McGonagall continued. "You may go."
They both stood about to leave. At the door their Professor spoke again. "Oh, and Mr. Malfoy, please wear your uniform tomorrow night. My eyes may not stand another shock like that." She smiled.
Closing the door behind them Harry sighed. "What the hell were you thinking?" he asked turning to Draco.
"It was funny. You know you liked it." Draco said stepping closer. He could see the blush on Harry's cheeks. "You couldn't stand not getting some of the credit."
"No, I was trying to save your beautiful ass from more trouble." Harry said. He trailed a soft kiss across Draco's open mouth, and then he walked away.