I will get you something sexy and charm it on you for a day.

Harry awoke to a stabbing pain in his arm. It felt like a thousand needles were attacking him. His arm was asleep. He must have lay on it wrong in the night. Getting up, Harry noticed he was already dressed. Wait, he had put on pajamas last night. Why was he dressed? Harry scanned his clothing. It was his and it smelled clean, like it had just come from his trunk. Who dressed him? Then Harry noticed, on the back of his cloak was an imprinted image of Draco Malfoy naked and posing for pictures. DAMN HIM! Harry tried everything to remove the charm to no avail. He thought hard. Yes! He found his invisibility cloak and pulled it on. He slowly walked into the common room. Hermione, thankfully, was already awake reading a book. Harry tapped her shoulder and she jumped.

"It's me, I need your help. Come outside with me." Harry whispered desperately.

Hermione followed Harry out of the portrait hole. Harry took off the cloak and turned his back to her.

"Oh My God! That..." Hermione screamed.

Harry cut her off. "Hey, I can't get it off. I can't go to class like this, I'll get in so much trouble."

"Okay, calm down. Let me see." Hermione tried every spell she could think of.

Harry put his hands in his face. "I don't know."

"I've got it." Hermione said suddenly. "Go tell McGonagall, she'll help."

Harry sighed. "She'll kill him."

"Actually!" A voice said. "I don't know anyone else who can get it off, but me."

Harry spun around so fast Draco had no time to run. Harry tackled him. Pinning Draco to the floor Harry asked. "Why can't we get rid of it?"

"I put a locking spell on it. Only the caster of the original charm will be able to lift it." Draco said smiling.

Hermione shook her bushy hair and stormed off. "Damn it Draco. Get this thing off of me unless you want to be responsible for my detentions and or point… That's it, you want us to lose points." Harry said realization dawning.

Draco shook his head now. "No, it's just for fun. I'll tell anyone who wants to know it was me, even teachers, just please get off of me, I can't breath."

And so, Harry walked into the great hall mutterings following him the whole way. Professor McGonagall was upon him before he even made it to his seat.

"What is the meaning of this?" She asked Harry.

"I swear I didn't do it, I woke up and put on my cloak and it was already like that." Harry said frantically hoping she believed him.

McGonagall nodded. "Malfoy, NOW!" she bellowed across the hall.

They followed her once again, this time to Dumbledore's office. The gargoyle only admitting them after the password, salt taffy, was given. McGonagall knocked.

"Enter!" Dumbledore's voice said.

"Professor, these boys have gone too far. They are yours now!" With that she left.

Harry turned around and showed Dumbledore who chuckled. "Having some fun, Draco?" He asked

"Quite right, Professor, that's all, just fun." Draco said.

"I will not punish you for this, but please remove your nude image from Harry's back. The next time though there will be consequences." Dumbledore said thoughtfully.

Draco raised his wand, muttered something, and the image disappeared with a wave.

"Go!" Dumbledore said softly. "No more trouble, boys!"

When they reached the end of the stairs Harry smacked Draco. "Good God, I thought we were goners." Harry said.

"Yep." Draco said sadly. He pulled Harry in for a hug. "One more!" He whispered.