Kenny's Letter From The Other Side

by DiscombobulatedCanadian

Anyone and everyone who has heard of South Park knows about Kenny and his never ending deaths. Well he's sick of it. He's been sick of it. So from his place on the Other Side he has written a quick and chipper letter to all of his friends and family.

2. Eric's Letter REPLY

To Kenny

Fuck you, Kenny! You're just mad because you're poor and all your family got for Thanksgiving was a can of green peas! I am not fat I am big boned and my mother is not my father! I don't care what anyone in South Park says! So fuck you! I should be the next one to kill you! I should chop you up like Pube Kid's parents and serve you to your family as a bowl of piping hot chilli! And another thing, Kenny! I am not gay! I never knew okay? It was Butter's idea at first … he just didn't know it was his idea. I used to think you were cool but now you're just as bad a Kyle – from now on you're a Jew, Kenny. A Jersey Jew! And I am your Hitler! Wait until you come back, I'm going to shun you like cleanliness shuns your family! So Fuck you, Kenny! F-U-C-K you!

From E. Cartman

Don't think being a blonde is any sort of benefit to you. You still smell like man-bear-pig!

x.X.x.E.x.X.x

Oh, my gosh~ I got to write this with Windows 2010! 2010! It was great! Anyways, I have to thank number4lover660 for giving me the idea to write a series of reply letters to Kenny's pissed off letter. And of course one has to keep in mind that no South Park character ever remembers Kenny dies once he's dead. In fact, he just kind of comes back and they never care, because they never notice.

Oh and if you have not noticed everything is clumped together in Cartman's letter … it's like that on purpose so yeah, I didn't leave it like that incidentally.

He also didn't add the PS in his end note. :P