I was reading "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" to my younger sister and I figured, why doesn't L have a cookie? Warning... Hinted Yaoi
Disclaimer- I do not own "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" or Death Note nor do I make any profit from this!
If you give an L a cookie,
He'll ask for whipped cream…
Then he'll probably remember his strawberries!
Which will probably cause him to think about his cake,
He'll eat his cake and wish for a towel to wipe his face,
And that will remind him to take a shower since he hasn't had one in over a week,
So he'll probably ask you to wash his back,
Washing his back will remind him that he hasn't talked to him mother in a long time.
He'll call his mother and she'll ask if he's married yet.
He'll lie and that will remind him of the Kira case.
He'll sit at his computer all day and see many different people on the screen.
He'll see a woman feeding her toddler ice cream,
And obviously he will want some.
He'll call for Watari to get him some ice cream and when he does he'll see a movie box.
He'll pick it up and put it in the tv.
It'll start to play and he'll realise it's the teletubbies.
He'll wonder who could have been watching it.
He'll call for Light and demand to know if he was watching it.
Light'll blush and deny it causing L to get upset, he'll pick up a cookie and eat it.
Light'll attempt to leave but L will ask if he knows who was watching it.
Light'll shrug and leave in a hurry, dropping his pen.
L will see this pen and suddenly remember that he should be working.
Suddenly Matsuda will pop out of nowhere and knock over L.
L will pick himself off the floor and look at Matsuda's childish face.
Reminding him of the Wammy House.
Reminding him of Near, Matt and Mello…
He will then remember that he'd forgoten to send them Christmas presents last month.
He'll swear and run out the door leaving a stunned Matsuda in his wake.
He'll command you to drive him to the nearest Wallmart,
Where he'll but three dozen chocolate bars, a dozen video games and puzzles.
When he goes to pay he'll see a candy necklace machine.
So he'll ask for a quarter.
The quarter will have a picture of a cow on it.
The cow will remind him that he needs to pick up more bacon.
The thought of bacon reminds him of pancakes and syrup.
So he'll ask to buy a bottle of maple syrup.
On the car ride home he'll eat all of the syrup and you'll need to pick up more.
A few trips more and L arrives back at H.Q.
He'll enter his office and see the handcuffs on the table…
And that will remind him of Light…
So he'll grab the handcuffs and look for Light.
….
Aw fuck this crap…
L charged down the hallway (as fast as a hunchback can go! Go hunchback go!) with handcuffs still in hand…
He'll find his target and pull him away from his computer…
Leaving a screaming Misa…
He'll drag Light back to his room and handcuff him to the bed…
Now this will remind him of the porn he had seen on his computer before.
He asks Light if it had been him.
Light will shake his head and yell at him to let him go.
L will remember what position he is in.
Reminding him to lock the door…
Now what do you fan girls think happened?
L will look at the whiteness between them…
And remember his whipped cream…
And that will remind him of his strawberries!
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