I'm so proud of myself. It's been less than a week and another "chapter" coming at you! The quote on chapters because like I said before, all these pairings were originally supposed to be one chapter. So I guess the shortness helps with the fast updates, but let me have my moment of proudness… Okay, done. This chapter is part of the reason why this story is rated T, so if you're one of those 10-yr-old mini readers, turn away and do your homework! (which is what I'm not doing right now.) You have been warned. Don't sue me for any emotional damage, explosive diarrhea, etc etc. So, here's everyone's favorite couple, Percabeth!

DISCLAIMER: Too lazy for a fancy one. Do not own Percy Jackson, blah blah blah.

"C'mon Annabeth!" Percy said as he held her hand. "You're doing great!"

"Push!" The nurse said.

"I'm never going through this again, Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth screamed as she did as the nurse said.

Few minutes later, they were through. In Annabeth's arms was a baby boy, with green and gray eyes.

"I can't believe he's ours. I can't believe we're teenage parents." Murmured Annabeth.

"I love you, Wise Girl."

"I love you, too, Seaweed Brain."

*RECORD SCRATCH*

"I was pregnant?" Annabeth looked back and forth between the little boy in her arms and Percy.

"We never did anything!" A very flustered Percy stood shocked. "We're only sixteen!"

"So? You guys are in love!" A new voice came from behind a piece of machinery.

Out came yet another author, this time with a pencil scribbling on at a notepad.

"Uh… hi?" Poor confused, now father, Percy looked ready to jump out of the window and forget this whole thing. "Do we know you?"

"You should." The girl sniffed. "I'm, like, you're number one fan! I know everything! Like, right now, you're wearing green boxers with mini jellyfish on them."

He checked. "That's creepy. What are you doing here? I thought these were kind of private."

"I wanted to see how my scene played out, duh!" The writer girl said, like it was obvious. "It's very hard to capture it right, since I keep getting kicked out when I try to take notes on other people."

During this whole creepy fangirl exchange, Annabeth was unusually silent. But now, her face was turning purple from anger. "You! How the heck are you controlling us? I went through all that pain and suffering! I swear to the gods, I will hunt you down once I-"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Annabeth." The girl said with a creepy smile that would make people run in circles screaming, "HELP! STRANGER DANGER IN ROOM 23!" which is exactly what Percy did. "Because you're have a visitor in about 10 seconds."

"What are you talking ab-oh, Styx." Annabeth started cursing in Greek.

Percy turned pale and started sweating like a mad man, realizing who they were talking about. "You didn't. You can't! Please, I'm begging you!"

Poof! It was too late. She was here. "Why hello, Annabeth. And Percy." She said his name through gritted teeth.

Annabeth sighed, giving up on any lies she thought of.

"Hi, Mom."

The goddess cocked her head toward the writer. "Who's your friend?"

"Oh, she's definitely no friend of ours." Annabeth narrowed her eyes, and turned back to Athena. "Look, I know what you're going to yell and turn Percy into a rat and-"

"I'm not going to yell, or do anything irrational." Athena said calmly.

Percy sighed in relief. The goddess looked in his direction, seeming to remember he was there.

"Who am I kidding, I'm going to yell.' She said, turning to her whole 10-feet-self as everyone held their ears."…"

This went on for about 20 minutes, then Athena took a caught her breath and smiled at a tired Annabeth, scarred-for-eternity Percy, and a sleeping fangirl(She got bored after 5 minutes). "Now, I made a speech for you two."

"You mean that wasn't it?" Percy braced for impact.

"Don't worry, I kept it short." He (very unwisely, he should really know better by now.) breathed out again. Athena pulled out a very,very,very,very(three thousand very's later) long scroll"It's about abstinence."

And that's when the son of the sea god snapped. He jumped out the window, figuring that the broken bones he would get would be better than enduring hours of the wisdom goddess talk about premarital sex.

Please, Father, let me not get hurt too bad. Percy prayed to Poseidon. Too bad the sea god heard about the pregnancy and turned a deaf ear on Percy's request.

Everything turned black. Percy Jackson woke up in a hospital room, with his left arm and leg in casts. His vision was a little fuzzy, and his head throbbed. He looked around his room: a window, a bunch of machines, a get well teddy bear, and…Athena.

"Good, you're awake." The goddess smiled in happiness, Percy thought all was forgiven and smiled back. "Now I can continue my abstinence speech."

He groaned, lying back in defeat.

"Having sex before you're prepared is a huge mistake. Look what happened with Sally…"

So kiddies, whad'ya think? Hee hee. I think I tortured Percy too much in this chappy….Nah. I know Athena is kinda OOC in here, maybe not. I imagine her as a protective mother, who can be a bit overbearing. Just a bit… Haha, next chapter in the works. Any ideas for pairings will be welcomed. Credit will be given if I didn't think of it already. I'll let Percy take it away with one of those PSA messages after Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Percy: *sarcastically* Gee, glad to be of service. Well, kids, I'll cut Athena's "short" speech even shorter. Abstinence= good. Jumping through windows=emergency room.

Athena:*pats Percy on head* Good boy.