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Hard Week
Puck opened one of Rachel's drawers and pulled out a bra. But his tries of putting them on were in vain, his new arms just could reach to the clips of the bra. "Well it seems that it just us" said Puck looking at his breast. Rachel was having trouble at her own too. "I won't look at it, I swear to my dad's that I'd do it when I got married." Said Rachel avoiding to look at her pennis while she was putting her boxers on. She grabbed a shirt and a pair of jeans, the usual gray converse that Puck always weared. Puck decided that Rachel should wear a really short skirt with a blouse that match, for the first time, and -for God sake! it was the time that she'll go with converse and not with childish shoes. "She looks pretty, I mean, I look pretty." Well he had to get used to using I instead of she or Rachel. They both went downstairs to get some breakfast.
"Oh honey , finally I was just about to knock on your door. Normally you don't take this long."Rachel didn't know what to answer so she just smiled and nodded. She sat down next to a little girl, who she assumed was Noah's little sister. She made a face of disgust when she smelled the greasy pork. Rachel was a vegan, so to her that was like an insult. When Puck's mom held out the dish on the table, Rachel wrinkled her nose.
"Umm, Mrs...mom" doubting said "As much esteem your clearly intent to cook a healthy meal. I must say that I enjoy another type of food. A salad maybe."
"What have you done to my son?" Said kidding Mrs. Puckerman. "Stop talking and eat, you are already late from school. You'll miss the bus." Rachel lifted the fork to her mouth and as soon as the food tocuhed her lips, her mind already started thinking about the pig family and how he left his children orphans.
"Mom, I believe that If I stay here enjoying what is left of this really peculiar breakfeast I'd lose the bus from school. So , I'll buy something in my way. Thanks" Said the new Puck to his mom and rubbing his sister's cheek.
"Honey I think to much football it's damaging your head." "It was already like this before football Mrs. Puckerman. Don't worry."thought Rachel. But instead of saying her thought out loud she decided to laugh and went outside that strange house.
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Rachel or at least her body went downstairs to the dinning room where her cesar salad was waiting for her. "What? That's not food for humans, bunch of plants and you think i'm gonna make it to the morning? What do you think I am? A horse?"thought Puck."Pucksaurus need more than a bunch of leaves."
He sat down in the little table of the kitchen next to his new fathers and he had to admit it was a little weird having breakfeast with Rachel's gay parents.
"So how was your sleep?" Asked one of her dads. "Steve" he thought. Puck was thinking about the dream and he realized that he dreamt about Rachel, but not the usual dreams that were about getting laid.
"Actually it was good, really good ...Daddy" Said Puck a little confused. "Did I say it to the right dude? Shit! if I screw this up maybe they'll get a fucking shrink or some crap like that" Puck have heard Rachel named one of his dads like that but he was never quite sure to whom. He also thought that it was stupid to call one dady and the other one dad.
"Performing another broadway musical?"Said a depeer voice. "Geez, man. You call that a dream?"
"Um...yeah, a musical " Answered Puck eating for the first time in many years a healthy meal. It tasted like...nothing. It didn't have any flavour at all. "Hey man, I mean dad, you don't mind If I invite a friend over right?" asked Puck with some food still on his mouth.
"May I ask who, dear?" Said Harold, Rachel's other dad.
"Sure, it's Noah Puckerman..." He felt really extrange saying his full name. Like if he was talking to a mirrow. Harold frowned and raised an eyebrow, like he didn't believe what her daughter was telling him.
"Noah? I thought you didn't like him. What is more is that you always talk about he is such and inmature human being. Sure you want to bring him home?" "So Berry talks about me , huh? doesn't really matter wether is bad or good, she is thinking about me. Yeah, Pucksaurus is back in the race."
"Um...yeah, I mean I don't want to, he is really a bad-ass but we have to do somekind of history project. Well it's kind of late , got to go. Later." Puck drank a glass of water and then hung his new backpack on his shoulder. He was heading to the main door when he heard a voice calling him or his new body from the kitchen.
"Aren't you forgetting something lady?" Rachel dad's said.
"Um...Have a good day?" doubted Puck. Their parents for (hopefully today) laughed in response.
"No, silly, our goodbye kiss." "Kissing a dude in the cheek? No way, I don't play in that team. That's a whole new shit I'm definitely not fucking interesting on." He took a deep breath and closed his eyes tighly, then he gathered the corners of his new lips so that it was like a fish mouth. Which barely touched the cheeks of his dad's. Before the could even kissed him back he said rapidly "bye" and left.
Puck walked really strange, well he felt really strange. He felt like there was something missing. "My fucking dick, that little fellow is like my BFF or that crap girls talk about. Just thinking on a girl riding on it and...Fuck!yesterday I'd have turned on with that." Noah Puckerman didn't walked like a normal girl, when you see the new Rachel Berry, you probably would thought that it was an ape with a skirt. While Rachel or the new Puck walked like a girl, "Fucking pussy, that's what they're going to call me if they see me."Thought Puck when he saw his body coming towards him. "What am I wearing? I look like an easy girl, like those girls that Puck held an intercourse."
"Give it back, Berry." Said Puck resting over a sing of a bus stop.
"You think I did this? Is obvious that this atrociousness is all you and your criminal mind. Noah you better fix this, what if I ...what if my whole future is hampered by this strange incident? What if my voice ...Oh my God, have you tried singing? How could you? I mean your vocal cords as not as good as mines...
"Easy there, Berry...we've just changed of bodies is not like you are going to suck at today's football practice or I'm going to screw your solo. Loosen up a little bit Berry. Maybe is one of those crap of one day only. Tomorrow we will be back to our bodies. Just mess around, you know?"
"Look Puckerman, I know that we have not the best relationship actually our relationhship is quite bizard. But I'd apreciate if you just don't mess around" said Rachel, air quoting the last two words."We should respect, not as friends because it is more than obvious that we're not, but what about? like members of the glee club? It's not hard what I'm asking you to do. Just behave like I would do in a normal school day, deal?" Said Rachel extending her hand towards Puck.
"It's really fucking amazing Berry. You should get in those Record Guinness books. I see what they would put next to your picture: The teenager who talks faster than everyone, or maybe: You known her as Rachfish the girl who can hold her breath more than any other fish."
"You're so childish Noah, it is completely impossible to have a coherent, adult, conversation with you." Said while crossing her bare and muscular new arms.
"Not even your so lame insults would change my mood" Responded Puck. Rachel raised an eyebrow.
"May I ask why is that?"asked the girl.
"Berry I've seen something I´ve never thought and I feel like heaven." Rachel opened her mouth to question what was that wonderful thing he was talking about but Puck huge hands covered her manly mouth "your boobs, they're so fucking perfect, so round. Shit Berry, you keep surprising me everyday."
"Noaaaah!" Rachel shrieked. "Are you being utterly serious?"
"Babe, I've been wanting you since I noticed that sexy ass and legs of yours. But now your boobs have all my atenttion." mentioned Puck while touching his round boobs.
"Noah Puckerman stop touching me! Are you some kind of sick pervert?" yelled Rachel.
"Shit Berry, keep it down. I look pretty gay right now, you know, with that body change and all that crap. That may damage my bad-ass reputation." Rachel knew exactly how to mangage Puck, through his reputation but she wasn't that stupid to tell him. She will just keep her mouth shut. They argued a little bit more but Rachel didn't want to hear any more of his vulgars comments, so she just pulled out her cellphone but before she could even text so Finn or someone of the glee club. Not that she had a lot friends. Puck stoped her.
"Geez Berry, what the hell are you doing?" Said Puck taking her cellphone off her hands.
"Noah, that was very rude give me the cellphone back." she answered extending her hand.
"Are you fucking kidding me? No way in hell, you think i'll let somebody see me with a pink cellphone with little gold stars? Shit Berry I guess I'll have to be with you all the day in case you make something really stupid." Rachel didn't knew if that was bad or not. Could she really be with and his disgusting mind, but they would at least watch out for each other, even though the reason was selfish.
The bus arrived fifteen minutes after the brief conversation the two teenagers had. They sat together and talked about their classes. Rachel was really worried she have never skipped a class before, and she knew that it would be really strange if Puck suddenly go to classes and start participating, being a good student and things like that. Puck, on the other hand, was really annoyed he've never gone to class and now he had to go to all of them, looking to the teachers ugly face, especially to the history teacher who had a huge wart in his right cheek.
He sat down in the front seat right next to the door , like Rachel pointed out. Puck was planing on staying there for half an hour and then he'll claim that he was having a headache, that will work.
Rachel was having problems on her own too. She have to sound like Puck when it comes to a girl, to be more specific she have to sound like Puck, right now. Santana had approched her without even notice it. That girl was catwoman, never know when she is coming, but he she comes you better don't be on her way, she always get what she want. The Latina looked at her nails and then stared at the hazel eyes of the boy.
"You're late Puck, the janitor will be back soon. C'mon it will be a quicky, I think we'll be satisfied, just until tomorrow." The voluptuous woman started putting her arms around Rachel's new neck and getting just closer and closer. Rachel remembered that she had to answer like Puck, that meant "Language"
"Um...You see? I dont feel like developing that kind of activity right now. I should save myself for marriage. Don't get me wrong you are obviusly pretty and nice, but I think we should get to know each other..." Santana was shocked, she have that look from when Brittany told her that her cat was reading her diary. Rachel knew it, "language." "ummm...shit?"
"You been making up with Man-hands again? Crazyness is contagius. My God, you sound so much like her" Santana looked at her nails waiting for an answer. Rachel was offended by her reply but he can't do anything, at least in this body. She just laughed and shrugged.
"It's just a really bad cold, but soon I'll be back...on the game, babe?" said doubting.
"Yeah, yeah. Later Puck" Said the latina walking away. The bell rang and all the students went out their classrooms, it was a huge crow and she had to find her tiny body among all the students. Luckily for her Puck was tall. She found her body next to ...What was he doing? flirting? Rachel was really ashamed and she wasn't even in her body. She ran up to Puck and grabbed her arms around her old waist.
"Hey babe!" She was learning, slow, but learning. The boys that were around her went away and left them alone.
"What the hell were you doing, Berry? Shit, you know how would that affect my reputation?"complained Puck.
"The real question was: what we're YOU doing? I demand a coherent explanation, Noah!" Puck try to shut her but he couldn't reach to his old mouth. Damn Rachel was tiny.
"Berry, stop talking bullshit and go right to the point. You make me look gay, geez Berry." Puck's eyes or Rachel new eyes were turning red. Oh no! was she going to...?
"This is really hard for me Noah...I just wanted to..." Puck, Puckrone the Pucksaurus was crying? infront of everyone? in the halls of school? Rachel was sobbing in Puck's body, she was crying. And she had all the right too. Their situation was pretty crappy, but does she had to do it, now? right now? Fortunately, Puck have handled sad women before, when his father left and her mother cryied non-stop, when her sister cryied, Puck was always there signing for her, for both of them. Bringing them flowers or that girly stuff the enjoyed. He approched her with his new tiny body and hugged her. She buried her new bold head in her old chest and it felt, weird. But a good weird.
" Easy there, Berry. Maybe this is one of those bullshits of one day only." Said while he rubbed his old back.
"What if it's not? What if...?" She bursted into crying again. And even though she mumbling some words, Puck couldn't understand. Noah Puckerman could be a bad-ass , and an asshole, and all you want, but he was still a man. And he is not leaving a girl crying over anything, even if it was stupid.
"Rach, we will get out of this, and if it doesn't we'll learn , ok?" Said Puck trying to calm her down.
"Learn what?" Said Rachel sobbing.
"How to be each other, you know what I mean? I'll tell you how to talk, act and think" Rachel grimmed and Puck laughed." Ok, maybe not to think like me, because that's a pretty shitty thing for a girl."
"Language, Noah."
"Ok, ok, you get the point, don't you?" Rachel nodded
"And I'll teach you how to be me. That is formidable, Noah." She smile sweetly and threw into Noah's new arms. Which cause them to almost fell and crash on the lockers.
"Babe, remember you are me, for now."
"Right, I'm deeply sorry." She said blushed. Noah mumbled something like I didn't know how to do that.
"Language" Puck said just like Rachel, which made her laugh.
"Um...yo' you better..." Rachel shake her head and then said:" I'm sorry it's going to take me a while."
So, second chapter, YAY :D I hope you enjoyed it (: . Reviews are love ;)