Cat shoved her high-tech camera (it was called the Jixnin and she had bought it from Sky Store) in Jade's face, Cat smiled showing all her teeth (and they were really white). Jade pushed it away with her left hand. She held her hands away to look at her black nails.
"Its just so pretty!" Cat said and hugged the camera.
"Who let crazy ass Cat into Sky Store?" Jade yelled to everyone in the R.V. No one replied, Cat took a picture of an owl ring she had on. She showed it to Jade.
"It lights up when I have the hiccups!"
The R.V. hit a bump and jumped up high.
Tori was talking to Beck. Tori was twirling her hair, flirting no doubt. Jade stood up. Cat had been talking about how her uncle Stephen's chimpanzee had eaten her cell phone and whenever he opened his mouth and she got a call you would hear a "totally epic" California Gurl remix.
Jade walked over to Beck. She sat next to him and glared at Tori. Tori glared back, it was a good glare. But not as deadly as Jade's icy glare. Jade turned her attention to Beck and rested her head on Beck's shoulder, she liked how her head fitted perfectly in his shoulder.
"Are we there yet?" Jade asked to anyone but no one. Tori looked out the R.V. window. Dan was in the truck and driving with Andrea.
"Not yet, love." Beck said and kissed her hair.
"We're getting close." Tori had finally given up being friends with Jade. Jade nodded and looked over to Cat. She giggled as she took ten pictures a minute. Robbie sat in a corner talking to Rex.
"She's not a whore, Rex!" Jade heard him yell. She didn't look up, she was used to his antics. Jade glared at Tori who was still sitting within make out distance of Beck.
"Rex is talking about Tori. And he is dead ass wrong!" Jade yelled and laughed. Tori moved away and sat next Cat.
Beck looked at Jade totally surprised apparently, "say your sorry."
"How will you make me?." Jade asked. She picked her head off of his shoulder.
"Will violence." Beck said and poked her stomach.
"Poke my stomach again and I will kill you in your sleep."
Suddenly Tori squealed. She pointed out the window.
"WE'RE HERE!" Jade looked out the window relieved. The car ride had been three painful hours and Robbie had tried out this cologne that Dan had given him. It smelled awful and Jade had nearly suffocated. She had survived by staying near Cat (who always smelled like a love child between cotton candy and mints) and nuzzling her head in Beck's chest.
A girl sat on Tori's porch, her hair was a dirty blonde with epic streaks of pink. She had on about several layers of black eyeliner (which was smudged) . She was wearing a bikini top and tight gray shorts. Her body was something out of sports illustrated, her eyes were blue and she snarled when she saw Tori's face.
Jade was going to like this girl. Trina was talking with the girl. Jade looked at Tori.
"Your sister is here?" Tori nodded as if this was obvious.
"It was either her or my mom." Jade nodded and agreed. Trina was better than Tori's mom, well maybe. Cat left the R.V. first. Jade followed with her hand holding Beck's. The lake house was nice. Cat was yelling at a tree then hugged it.
It was very modern and had a bunch of windows. Jade looked at the girl sitting on the porch.
The girl cracked a smile then retracted it.
"I'm Jade." Jade said. Beck smiled and looked at Jade. Hopefully this would work out. He thought. He crossed the fingers of his free hand.
"Layla, I live next door." The girl stood up and glared at Tori "hi."
"OHMYGOD!" Tori wrapped her arms around Layla. Layla let her own arms hang limply at her sides. Layla squirmed out of Tori's toxic hug. "HOW ARE YOU?" Screamed Tori.
"Awful." Layla said and pushed her away.
"Why?" Tori asked. Layla smiled.
"Because. I'll talk to you about it later, we can have pink glitter tea and talk about it later!" Tori smiled, and somehow didn't notice the way Layla's voice was iced with sarcasm.
Tori took her bags and raced inside. Cat took a picture of Layla. Layla blinked at the flash and opened her eyes. Her vision was laced with black dots and circles.
"I'm Cat! Whats your name?" Cat yelled.
"Layla."
"I love the name Layla! Because you can spell it in so many different ways! Theirs L-A-Y-L-A, L-E-I-L-A, L-E-Y-L-A, L-A-I-L-A, and L-I-L-A." Cat said and each time she spelled a different letter she would swing her head to the other side.
"Um, Cat. The last name was Lila. Not Layla." Layla pointed out politely.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat yelled.
"It means that the last name was Lila, not Layla." Layla said.
"Oh! OK!" Cat skipped inside with her see through suite cases.
Andrea walked in with Danny (Jade was beginning to think they were gay for each other). Trina looked at Danny then to Jade. When Danny was inside.
"Why is Danny here?" Asked Trina. "Is Tori still trying to suck his lollipop?"
"Lollipops!" Yelled Cat from inside. Cat stuck her head out of the window that was open "I want a lollipop!"
"Alright Cat, go back inside we'll go get you a strawberry lollipop later." Layla said. Beck let go of Jade's hand and picked up their bags. He kissed her cheek.
"I'm going inside." Beck said and walked inside. Beck looked at Tori. Cat was looked sad.
"Whats wrong Cat?" He asked.
"I have this song stuck in my head."
"Which one?" Beck asked. He loved Cat's music choice's at times.
"The Banana Phone song." Cat looked at Beck, she let her bottom lip stick out. "I can only get it out of my head by singing it. But Jade would've eaten me if I sang it on the way up."
"Jade wasn't going to eat you, Cat." Beck said and laughed. Cat shook her head.
"No. She was. She ate her hamster in third grade." Cat said.
"No she didn't." Beck said. Cat perked up. Her smile was blinding.
"Really! So if I sang she wouldn't eat me?" Asked Cat. Beck nodded. Then realized what he had done.
"I mean ye-."
"RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE…" Beck escaped to the top of the stair case. Where Cat's singing still could be heard. Tori laughed and waited at the top of the stair case.
"You'll be rooming with Jade. I'll show you your room. Cat's is right next door. So if you do have sex keep it quiet." Tori leaned in. "She is a very light sleeper and needs a full ten hours.
"Don't worry, Jade's not a screamer." Beck said. Tori laughed. Tori motioned him to come with her. She walked him down the hall on the second floor.
At the end of the hall was a big door. Inside the room was cozy. Beck would've thought it was perfect except for the giant moose head that hung over the large dresser.
"Um, the moose is a bit freaky. I don't want it watching me undress." Beck said. Tori did another laugh. Beck sensed it was bordering on totally fake.
"Don't worry, Trina stayed in this room when she was little and the moose scared her so we bought it a blind fold." Tori walked over to the dresser and pulled out a pile of neat little blind folds.
"I like the pink bedazzled one." Beck said.
Jade slammed the door open, Tori jumped up and clutched her chest.
"You scared me, Jade." Tori said. Jade laughed and pushed Tori to the door.
"Your face scares me." Jade slammed the door in Tori's face. Jade looked at the moose that hung over the dresser then at Beck's hand which held the bright pink bedazzled blind fold. "Why the hell is there a moose and the fuck are you holding?"
"It's a guardian. And this a blind fold." Beck explained.
"Are you going to gag me in my sleep?" Jade stepped over to the dresser. She stepped onto of it and it creaked under her wood. Jade picked up the moose and brought it down with her. "This thing is going into the closet."
"Why?"
"It looks too much like Tori." Jade looked at Beck who stifled a laugh "I don't want to picture Tori watching me in my sleep."
"Wow taking charge, I like it Jade."
"I always take charge. I think I'm going to throw this into the lake."
"But its not yours!" Beck yelled. He got up and reached for the moose head.
"A lot of things aren't mine, ." Jade held the moose head up to her face. She puckered up her lips and kissed it. "He's a better kisser then you."
"Thanks."
"Your going to sleeping with the fishies ."
"TORI THERE'S A MOOSE IN THE LAKE! HURRY UP BEFORE IT DROWNS!" Yelled Cat the next morning waking up everyone in the house.