( As written by makeshift-rolley: )
привет Denmark,
It's Russia. Maybe I should start calling you Danya again, for old time's sake, da? As for your lack of common sense Danya, most porn sites carry viruses. Norway's virus protector would tell you in big red letters. The viruses must be though because they were able to destroy a computer quickly.
I'm sure Norway would find a chance to forgive you unless you want me to come there and arrange negotiations. I could also help with fixing the computer. I've done it once with Estonia's broken computer.
Become one-oh wait, you've already become one with Russia! Less work for me this time
~Ivan Braginski, Russia
Russia,
Wassup Rusland?
Ja, I know a lotta porn sites carry viruses. But I usually get my porn offa that kid Estonia's site, but recently I couldn't find it! Then that Lithuania kid said there was some pretty popular shit of you on there (which there was) that you weren't aware of so Estonia had to shut down the website. Which fucking sucks! Can you tell him to mail me some instead? I think I'm gonna go into withdrawal.
Nah, nah, man! It's all good! Norge eventually comes around! Thanks for the offer, though! … But it wouldn't hurt if you could help with the computer problem. ;n;
… Which gives me an idea. Could ya just bring the porn with ya? It'd take a whole lot less longer that way. And we can always, y'know, use it for some bro time while you're here.
-Denmark