For the Love of Ichigo Chapter 8, a bleach fanfic

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"Whether I like him, whether I hate him, it's just all so troublesome. Love, companionship and friendship... it's nothing but trouble."

~Kuchiki Rukia~

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For the Love of Ichigo

Chapter 8

As he sat at his mahogany and oak desk, Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni felt something in Soul Society was amiss. On any normal day he was greeted by the Captain of the fourth division, Retsu Unohana. Secretly he was in love with the braided haired beauty which was the reason why he stayed in this crappy job in the first place. Being captain commander was tiring. One, he didn't have any freedom. Secondly, he couldn't run out and do the things he wanted to do like visit a place one of his subordinates talked about from the human world. It was called a strip club or something like that.....

He stood up and crossed the room impatiently to look out of the window for any sign of his lady love. Surely, she would be here about now.

The door to his office opened and he was greeted by the peaceful face of the fourth division Captain. Warmth filled his heart. Looking into her face was like looking into the eyes of Aizen and smashing him like a bug under his shoe. Utter enjoyment.

As he nodded his head in greeting, Unohana walked over and took the seat she normally sat in. Her face was passive as always but her eyes were clouded with worry.

He wanted to ask her what was wrong but he didn't dare to do so. That would be entirely unprofessional considering the fact he was literally 1,500 years older than her.

Before his curiosity got the best of him, Unohana wordlessly slipped a sheet of paper across the table.

As he read the contents, his blood began to boil.

Surely, this situation wouldn't do.

Kurosaki Ichigo, the new-found bane of his existence, had sent a love letter to his lady love? This sure in double H e l l wouldn't do.

He risked a small look at Unohana. Her eyes were glazed over with a look of amusement. Surely, she couldn't possibly harbor some type of crush on this young pest, I mean, man.

The Captain Commander inconspicuously balled the letter up in right hand and promptly incinerated it with a small kido spell.

The Fourth division captain still hadn't noticed.

Now this was personal.

Kurosaki Ichigo was officially on his S H I T list. And NOBODY ever wanted to be on that LIST.

~0o0o0o0o0o0o~

"Wonder how I feel when I see who?" he asked.

Ichigo watched as his father jumped away and let out a girlish squeal. He had never seen his father act this way before. Sure, he acted like an idiot most of the time but this time was different. He had the sneaking suspicion that he was hiding something. Last time his father hid something from him, it had nearly got him killed by Aizen. What was the old goat up to now?

"Oh, it's nothing. Let's go." Isshin said quickly. A little too quickly.

Ichigo raised am eyebrow. Now he knew the old goat wasn't telling him something.

Ichigo was about to protest when he heard it. The sound of the gate connecting Soul Society and the real world opening.

He turned around expecting to see the face of an very angry Kuchiki Rukia but instead he was presented with something entirely different.

There, standing in the breeze like long lost Sailor Moon extras, were members of the SWA lead by a certain loud mouthed, fight loving, pink haired shinigami.

Yachiru bounced up and down and like a bolt of lightening, she swiftly attached herself to Ichigo's shoulder. Compared to the orange hair, she resembled the brightest skittle ever made.

"Yay, Ichi is here"

As the members of SWA surrounded Ichigo like police after a high speed chase, Isshin drifted into the background and let out a sigh of relief.

"Good. I'm not going to die today."

As he prepared to disappear like a billy goat thief in the night, Ichigo called out to him.

"Oi, we will talk about this later."

Isshin gulped audibly.

'Maybe it's time to finally update the will.'

~0o0o0o0o0o~

From behind a nearby tree, a certain black cat watched as the dark haired man practically ran from the orange hair substitute soul reaper.

'Hmm, now that was was interesting.'

The cat continued to watch as the bearded man turned onto a familiar street. With its reiatsu masked, the cat continued to follow from a distance. It watched as the man greeted a certain blond haired self proclaimed genius.

As the hat and clogs wearing man ushered the former captain into the shop, the cat scratched its chin as debated on whether or not it wanted to know what was going on.

The cat finally decided to satisfy its curiosity. After all, curiosity killed the dog not the cat right? Wait......That didn't sound right?

The cat perched itself on the windowsill as the two men talked.

After 30 minutes of listening to the two men mumble about worldly issues such as whether or not Micheal Jackson's nose was real or if a woman like Beyonce really exists, the cat grew restless. Surely, these two geniuses were up to something.

As it began to contemplate jumping from the windowsill and finding some dinner, Ichigo's name was mentioned.

Now they had finally captured the cat's attention.

The cat listened as the self proclaimed 'father of the year' waylay how his side of the plan was going.

'Plan? What plan?' the cat wondered.

The blond haired former mad scientist, I mean, Captain, listened intently and seemed to hang on his every word.

Now this was an interesting development.

Those two were up to something. Why wasn't she surprised?

She jumped from the windowsill and changed into her human form. Her golden eyes twinkled.

Since her so called friends hadn't shared this valuable information with her, then she was simply going to have fun on her own.

"Ichigo is looking for a wife huh?"

This was going to be fun.

~0oo0o0o0o0o0~

A short, blond haired woman began to curse as she crumpled the letter she had in her hands. Normally because of her aggressive and somewhat violent nature people tended to stay away from her. But, after heading the letter she needed to punch something: namely another blond haired, bowl cut shinigami.

Since her normal human shield wasn't around, she decided to go and find the 'dumb-ass' who had sent her this letter.

But, first she was going to stop and borrow a couple of magazines from Lisa and then return to the mission at hand.

Kurosaki Ichigo was going to die.

~0oo0o0o0o~

As Yachiru kept talking non stop, Ichigo tried to pry the small girl off his shoulder but she wouldn't move. It was almost as if she was glued to his shoulder. Ichigo sighed. At this rate he was never going to get back to Soul Society and finish his training session with Rukia. He had to get going if he didn't want to meet the violet eyed woman's wrath.

Even though he had teased her about being a midget, he was sure Rukia was the devil reincarnated when she was mad.

As he rounded the corner near his house, he saw something that made him stop dead in his tracks.

Burnt orange colored hair that flowed to the waist and a curvaceous figure invaded his field of vision. Surely, he would never forget her. It was because of her he turned into his worse nightmare. It was because of her annoying screaming that had made him lose his mind and not in a good way either.

What had surprised him the most was that she was talking to a green haired, gray eyed woman.

What the?........He thought he had told Nel to go back home.

A pink figured peered over his shoulder.

"Yay boobie chan is here" she replied clapping her hands.

The orange haired woman looked up. Surprise lived in her eyes.

She raised her hand to greet him but before Ichigo could return the greeting, a pair of arms wrapped around him and smashed his lips onto hers.

Around him mouths dropped open.

"Hello lover." she whispered into his ear.

~0o0o0o0o0o0o0o~

At that particular moment, a blond haired former mad scientist sneezed. Why did he feel like someone was talking about him?

~0o0o0o0o~

From under the bed in Kurosaki Ichigo's room, a navy haired shinigami sneezed. Why did she feel like Yoruichi-sama was talking about her?

~END CHAPTER~

So, the plot thickens. I wonder how Ichigo is going to react now that Yoruichi is now involved?

Before you ask, Ichigo will find out about what his dad did and yes there will be kicks so hard Chuck Norris would be jealous. Isshin will get what's coming to him. So you know what to do next? REVIEW!

Stay tuned.

Omake/ (Rejected Scene)

Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni was curious about something. Normally the 2,000 year shinigami was sure about everything he did but today he was not so sure. Today he was going to do something that went against his nature. He was going to (gasp) browse the internet. As the small computer booted up, he saw the little icon indicating that the internet was ready to be used.

As the page loaded up he typed one word into the search engine. He had heard the word from one of his subordinates who had once visited something called a strip club. He had to find out what all the rave was about. As captain commander, he had always made an effort to stay up to date with his current events.

After he had typed in the word and clicked Search.

Two of the worse things happened all at once.

One,his computer became flooded with images of naked women with their hands in their, well places where their hands shouldn't have been. Then the computer completely froze.

Second, at that same moment, the one person he had been waiting on decided now was the time to show up. Retsu Unohana dropped the tea she had been carrying in surprise. She quickly backed away shaking her head.

She threw one last look over her shoulder where the old man was now staring at the screen eyes wide.

She stopped in her tracks.

She recognized one of the people on the screen.

No, it couldn't be.

Her vice captain, Isane, image was smack in the center of the screen where she appeared to be in something called Shinigami Gone Wild.

She only knew one person who was scandalous enough to do something like this.

Maybe it was time to pay Captain Kyoraku a little visit.

Second rejected scene/Omake

Kuchiki Rukia stood in the clearing waiting for Ichigo to return. She brushed her dark hair over her shoulder and pouted her lips in an attempt to look sexy. Even though she didn't have assets like Rangiku or Orihime she was going to flaunt what little she did have.

Even if she had to beat all of his fan-girls off with a stick or rather her sword, she was going to be successful in her attempt to get Ichigo.

After waiting for an hour, she finally gave up and walked to the 8th division where the SWA meetings were held. She had heard from one of the members that today was supposed to be an emergency session and seeing that she was in soul Society today then she could attend the meeting.

She opened the door and found the room to be empty.

As she turned to leave she spotted on a piece of paper on the floor, she picked up the paper eager to return it to its respective owner when she spotted the words 'Operation Ichigo' on the front.

Not only was it a list of things the SWA was attempting on Ichigo but a list of who placed a bet on who to win Ichigo.

She wasn't angry about the list.

She was angry because no one bet on her!

Rukia was now beyond pissed.

One thing was for sure. The SWA had lost a very valuable member.

Now Nii-sama could take her place without any guilt.

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