Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings if I did I would not be typing this but in my mansion in Malibu, CA. But I do own my characters.
Modern Edge Craziness in Middle Earth
Chapter 2
Theory opened her eyes to find she was in a forest. Not any forest like the ones that you see New Zealand (get it xD). When Theory took in her surroundings she notices that Gravity wasn't with her.
"Gravity!" she called and no one answered and judging by the light it will be dark soon
"Just my frickin luck" she said to herself "I must be dreaming... This looks like a bad fanfiction story."
Theory walked for an hour till she saw a building in the distance. As she got closer, she knew what it was
"Weather-top" she breathe "Ok, I'm really dreaming. At least I can scratch this off my bucket list. I'm having a legit dream about Middle Earth"
When she looked again she saw figures walking up it. She knew it was.
"Frodo… Sam… Merry…Pippin" she said then saw the tall male figure "Aragon"
How was she going to approach them? Looking down at here clothes she still in her paintball outfit. (Never changed when they laser tagging) Not to say it was black and dark green. Not the best colors to approach people in.
"Ah… what the hell. My dream my rules" she said and she walked in weather-top direction "I do what I want!"
It was another hour till she reached the bottom of the large ruin. It was night time and if the story rights the nazgul would be coming.
'How am I going to match up to the nazgul!' she thought 'I need a weapon'
And with that thought her paintball gun appeared next to her.
'What the?'
She grabs it and shot. The wall next to her splatted with blue paint. She looked where the ammo would load and there was none. She shot again… The paint still splatted.
'Unlimited?... Cool…. Can I get a muhahahahaha' and with that Theory put on her mask and made the climb up the ruin. 'I'm about to have a nerdgasm'
Half way up the mountain, she hears the nazgul's scream. Quicken her pace she makes it to see the Hobbits.
'It's party time' she thought and hiding in the shadows, Theory watched and waited… The Ring-Wraiths appeared and the whole scene with them stabbing Frodo happened. Creeping behind the Hobbits in the shadows, Theory made her appearance and she jumped over the Hobbits landing in front of them. The Ring-Wraiths stopped at the new strange figure. Who dresses like one of them but is protecting the Halflings and the One Ring.
"What is that?" whispered Frodo before passing out
"Say hello to my little friend" said Theory behind her mask
As paint balls kit the ring-wraith they screamed in pain. What was this blue stuff doing on them and why does it hurt? Though the paint balls couldn't kill them, it gave Aragon/Strider enough time to make it back with his torch and fight back the nazgul. When it was for sure the nazgul were gone, Strider turned his attention to the masked stranger, the Hobbits tended to their injured friend.
"He been stabbed by a blade from a nazgul" said Theory behind her mask that gave her a deep voice (Thing Darth Vader but not that intense)
Strider lifting his sword prepared to defend the Halflings asked
"Who are you? One who dresses like the enemy but fights against them?"
"I know my appearance is striking but I mean no harm. I'm not with them and never have been. I'm kind of lost." said Theory
Frodo then gasp out in pain. Strider not taking his attention off the mystery warrior, tended to Frodo.
"This is beyond my skill, he needs elvish medicine"
"Then we better get going!" said Sam
While the Hobbits helped Frodo on the pony, Strider questioned Theory.
"What's your name stranger?"
"Theory" she said
"What land do you hail from?" he asked
"Another land in a galaxy far far away" she responded
"You are not from Middle Earth?" he said
"Far from it" she said
"Do you swear you are not with the enemy" stated Strider
"I swear… I want to help" said Theory
"Please take off your helmet so we may see the face we want to trust" said Strider
Theory removed her paintball helmet and her long hair fell out. Strider who thought Theory was a guy had a little shocked face just shook his head and started walking and the Hobbits were in awe.
"What?" she said and her voice was no longer Vader status
"With that mask on you sound and look like a man" said Pippin
"Oh… well let's get going! We are wasting time!" said Theory grabbing the reign on the poly and following Strider
(Time Laps)
As Theory followed the Hobbits and man, she was bombarded with questions from the curious Hobbits.
"Why is your name Theory?" asked Merry
"Because I'm never wrong" you said
"Huh?" said Pippin
"Where I come in my group of friends we all were given our names by each other. Theory can be defined as 'a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world'. That means everything in the world has a way it came to be. I always come up with solution of why things are so I was given Theory." She said
"What is that weapon of your?" asked Sam
"It's a paintball gun" said Theory
"What does it do?" asked Merry
"Shoot paint balls" Theory said
"How can paint hurt those riders?" asked Sam
"It's shot really fast so the impact leaves a mark"
"I never seen anything like that here"
"Because it's not of your world"
"Where is your world?"
"As of this moment… I don't know…"
(End of Chapter 2)
So yeah… I wrote all of this on English… I can write a story and get 4 pages in 30mins but its takes me 6 hours to write a 5 page on a DBQ…. Grrrr….