iFake Date A Nub
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Sam´s POV
|Flashback|
"Give me your money kiddo!" I said while holding a nerd by his collar.
"Sam I don't have any money!" the nerd said.
"Sam! Lets go and lunch! Please!" Carly said.
"No Carly, im going when this geek gives me his money!" I said.
"But I don't have any money… I guess that you will be with me the all day asking for money isn't it?" the kid said.
"Sam, ill pay for your lunch!, just let him go and lets go eat!" Freddork said.
"Whatever" I said, and I went to lunch with Carly and Fredweird.
|End of flashback (lol)|
"You! You were the kid that didn't gave me his money!, Wait? You are in love with me? Why?" I said shocked and surprised.
"Well, any girl likes to be around me, and when you grabbed me by my collar I was feeling like in heaven and I didn't want that you let me go, that was the reason why I didn't gave you my money" the nub said.
"Oh!, hmm GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!" I said grabbing him by his collar; he looked so happy, im starting to believe that this nub really likes me, I released him.
"Sam! Im serious, what do you say?" the boy said.
"I'm serious too nub and I don't even know your name!" I said.
"Well my name its Gus, im 15 years old, as you can see, im tall, brunette, brown eyes, well that's all you need to know, so you will be my girlfriend?" Gus said.
"No" I said while opening the door.
"Why?" Gus said while a tear fell down of his cheek, I have to say that it made me feel like a bad person, I know that im already a bad person, but you know, that really made me feel bad.
"Sorry dork (ups) but I" I said trying to think on something.
"You..." he said.
"Well I… I… I already have a boyfriend" I said
I don't even know why I said that, im a good liar and I said that? Sam, Carly is influencing you.
"What? Are you kidding me? Sorry buy you don't have a boyfriend! You don't even have male friends! They only guys that hangs out with you its Fredward Benson, and its really obvious that you aren't dating Fredward" he said smirking.
"Well actually im dating Freddie" I said nervously and ran out from school.
Chiz why did I say that? I don't wanna be that nub´s girlfriend, but I don't wanna break his dorky heart and also I'm not dating Freddie!.
|At Carly's|
"Hey Carly, Spence and Fredweird". I said while throwing my backpack to Fredson.
"Hey Sam" Spencer said.
"Ouch that hurt! Why did you do that? And why your backpack it's so heavy?" Fredlumps said.
"I don't care, and it has rocks" I said while going to the kitchen.
"Why you have rocks on your backpack instead of books?" Fredhead said.
"Because I attack people with those rocks, wanna see?" I said while eating ham.
"No, thanks" Freddie said while throwing my backpack to the floor.
"Well… tell me! Who was the boy? Is he cute? What did he said? You liked him?" Carly started to ask.
"Gus, and I don't like him" I said while going for a soda.
"Who is Gus?" she said confused.
"Remember the tall brunette that didn't gave me his money last week?"
"Yeah but what-"Carly said.
"He was the dude that wrote me the letter" I said.
"OMG" Carly said.
"No way" Freddie said and started laughing.
"So what are you going to do?" Carly asked still laughing.
"I…I… I have to tell you guys a little extra thing" I said nervous.
"Well speak" Freddie said.
"Well I said a little thing to keep "Gus" Away" I said.
"You said…?" Carly and Freddie said both at the same time.
"I told him that…" aw Sam common be a Pucket. " I told him that Freddie and I are dating" I said really fast.
Carly looked like Freddie when I told everyone on iCarly that Freddie haven't kissed anybody.
Freddie just stayed there with a confused look.
"Omg omg omg omg" Carly said as fast as she can.
"Why you guys didn't tell me that you are dating?" Carly said happy and sad at the same time.
Why she was happy? I mean Freddork and me dating?
"Bcuz we aren't dating" Freddie and I said at the same time… awkward.
"So why did you said that?" Carly asked.
"I dunno Carls, that nerd started to cry, I didn't wanna break his dorky heart" I said.
"And what are we gonna do now?" Fredduchini said.
"You are gonna help me nub" I said.
"How? Wait. Why would I help you?" Frediffer asked.
"Bcuz if you don't, im gonna sing on iCarly that song that you mommy sings to you while you are on the bathroom" I said.
"You wouldn't dare!" he said.
"When Freddie wants to—" I started to sing.
"Shhh Shhh SHUT UP" Freddie said while covering my mouth with his hand.
"Ouch!" Freddie yelled.
"You bite me!" he complained.
"Yeah whatever, are you gonna help me?" I asked.
"Do I have another alternative?" he asked.
"Nope" I said.
"Ok ill help you… but ill think something in return" he said.
"ok nub, you help me and I'll do something for you that's it."
"Well I have to go, momma needs pizza"
"Wait! Sam! How do you know about the song?" Freddie asked.
"Your mom sings pretty loud" I said and left the apartment.
That's all ppl :D Im sorry if you are disappointed, lol "Gus" came out from my imagination, I hope you liked it, this was more like a informational chapter :D REVIEW AND THANKS :D