Totally spies not mine belongs to marathon blah blah blah. I purposely made cheesy in some parts I dunno I was just in a cheesy mood...rambling. Bye

House in suburbs in L.A 9:46 P.M

5 year old Timmy Scam listened in tears to his 27 year old mother's cries of pain. He stuffed his head under his pillow to block them out but he couldn't.

"Thomas stop! I promise your friend saw wrong! The grocery boy was just helping me carry the watermelons to the car nothing more!"

Thump. Scream. Thump. Scream. Thump. Scream.

"YEAH AND YOU WERE SHOWING HIM YOURS! YOU CHEATER I SHOULD GIVE YOU TO THE YANKEES TO USE AS A BASEBALL BAT YOU WH-

"Daddy? Why are you hitting Mommy?"

"What? Oh me and Mommy were just…playing a game."

"But you hit her! Remember Daddy: Always play nice. That's what you and Mommy always tell me."

"You're right Timmy. Go back to bed and I will come and read to you later."

"OK Mommy. Goodnight!" Now smiling, Timmy bounded up the stairs happily.

Martha and Thomas were left staring at each other.

"You need to trust me Thomas. When I say I didn't flirt with some blockheaded grocery boy I didn't."

"I know…it's just that you're so beautiful. What are you doing with a guy like me anyway?"

"Oh Thomas…I love you. I don't wanna be with anyone else."

They moved in for a hug and Thomas smiled behind his wife's back. His manipulation had worked. Again.

Random Sushi place in L.A Noon

"Elena I don't know…" Martha said skeptically.

"Martha its just sushi. It won't kill you! Try it. Come on you are 30 going 31 next month and you have never had sushi before. That is almost impossible living in California all your life!"

"Ugh don't remind me. I don't want anyone to make a big deal of it. I feel old."

"You're not old. Stop your whining. And don't change the subject. You are eating this sushi if I have to force feed you!"

"Fine Elena. Look I am eating it."

"Yeah that's great but what's eating you?"

"N-"

"Don't even try to tell me nothing because if you do you are in so much trouble! I can tell something is wrong, you have that face that I see on my patients when they are hiding something."

"So now I am one of your patients?" Martha replied jokingly.

"Yeah I minored in psychology. Now tell the Doctor what's wrong. Is it PMS? Are you sad because you think you're old? 'Cuz you aren't. Thirty-one is pretty young and what's-Her-Name is 28 and doesn't look half as good as-

"I think Thomas is cheating on me."

"What?"

"I THINK THOMAS IS CHEATING ON ME."

Recess time Lincoln Heights Elementary.

8 year old Timmy was play soccer with his friends. Until A huge fifth-grader who was actually 13 tripped him and took the ball for his friends to play with. This happened to all the kids but never to Timmy.

"Gimme back my ball"

The bully, Joey, stopped in his tracks and turned around, thinking he hadn't heard right.

"What did you say?"

"Are you deaf and stupid Joseph? I said gimme my ball!" as he snatched the ball away.

"My name ain't Joseph. It's Joey. As in the Joey who can murder you.

"SAYS THE 13 YEAR OLD FIFTH-GRADER" someone shouted from the crowd around Timmy and Joey.

"Who said that?" Joey roared. The laughing kids were immediately quiet. No one wanted to the next to be pummeled after Timmy.

He stepped closer and closer to Timmy. Timmy never backed up.

Then Joey swung his meaty fist at Timmy…….

Ok that's the end folks of this chapter anyway. Do you hate Thomas already? If you haven't noticed Elena is the nurse from chapter 1. Thanks to my bro who keeps pushing to update. I already have started working on the third chapter. And thanks to Cresenta's Lark and Poison's Ivy for writing great stories that inspired me to make a fanfiction and write a Scam story. And for being my first reviewers. You have no idea how happy that made. Writing this story is really fun. Currently it's what is taking the edge off my life. Ok rambling on again. Oh and Joey is sorta based on everybody hates Chris Joey Caruso. I will probably go into more of Tim's background. He is most likely gonna be Spanish and Irish lol. And a hint about chapter 3 Tim is gonna end up at the hospital. tell me how you think he will get there. C YA!.o and I need some suggestions for what my profile picture should be. Suggestions for other chapters would be cool too.

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