iFake Date A Nub

Hey people! :D, FIRST of all i wanna say THANX! So much for reviewing/alerting/favorite the story, you rock! :D, when this idea came up I thought it was gonna be like one or two chapters, and now here I am, on chapter 5 :D, I wanna dedicate this chapter to my friend Seddiexk (twitter) that passed away a while ago… she motivated me to do this story, so wherever you are, I hope you are reading and enjoying it :D.

I don't own iCarly , wait I own it! No I don't…

Sam´s POV

Just woke up it must be 4pm, today is gonna be a weird day, is so random how all of this started, all because of Gus, I can't believe that I'm gonna wear a dress, and what is worse is that I have to go to a dance, with FREDNUB, well isn't that bad, I rather go with Freddie, that with anyone else.

"So… wake up the members of my nation-"my phone started to sound, that was the ringtone that Carly got to play when she sends me a text message.

"Sam where r u, come here, right now, u need makeup 4 2night" the message said.

I can't understand how I can spend all the day doing my makeup.

I walked to Bushwell plaza and took the elevator.

"Sam! Why are you so late! You need to get ready for tonight!" Carly yelled, on my face.

"Easy Shay! I don't care about that stuff I´ll just wear a dress, no makeup for momma." I said and Carly rolled her eyes.

"A dance is a special occasion; you need to look cuter than you do usually!" Carly said, I was going to say an "I don't care" but Carly took me by my wrist and headed me to her room.

Carly has tons of makeup on her room; believe me TONS, as soon as I entered she begun to spray me, and put me lotions, creams, all the things that you can imagine, I had them all over me.

"Carly! Stop! " I yelled while Carly was still spraying me.

"No! You´re gonna look cute tonight Samantha Pucket" she said, I hate when people call me Samantha, but I can't do anything to Carly.

"Ugh, ok, you can do anything you want" I said

"Awesome" She said excited

"BUT, you´re gonna buy me that new Bacon with Chocolate Smoothie"

"Huh? Ohh yeah ok I´ll buy it to you" Carly said while starting with my hair.

After applying, getting off and applying again tons of makeup, Carly finally finished.

"Well, look!" Carly said excited.

"Wow, Carly thanks" I said, I know that I'm gonna sound stupid, but I felt like the most beautiful girl in the world, see stupid.

"I'm glad you liked it, now c´mon is almost 7pm, you gotta dress and go!" Carly said with a smile on her face.

I dressed as fast as I could and then I took a taxi to Ridgeway; Freddie is supposed to be there, so I don't have anything to worry about.

I entered the room, there were a lot of teens, girls on one side, and boys on the other side; I saw some people staring at me, and then whispering to each other, I couldn´t care less.

I waited for Freddie on the snack´s table, then I felt someone behind me, I thought it was Freddie, but it was Gus.

"Hey Sam" Gus said with a huge smile on his face.

"Hey Gus" I said and then try to avoid him.

"I can't believe that you came, oh and you look beautiful by the way" he said trying to stay cool.

"Well here I am, and thanks" I said looking around trying to find the nub´s face (A/C: Freddie´s face xD)

"So… I see that you´re alone" he said.

"Hmm, actually I'm waiting for Freddie, I'm gonna text him" I said grabbing my phone.

"Oh ok, but I'll be here with you while you´re waiting" He said.

Nub where r u? come here NOW or Ill kick ur butt, I texted.

"Whatever" I said and look at my phone.

I'm coming Princess Pucket, you´re scaring even trough the phone o.O Freddie answered.

"So how is it going with Freddie" Gus said on a sarcastic tone.

"Really good" I said.

"Sam!" I heard someone yell.

"Hey Freddie you finally arrived" I said hugging him.

"Yeah sorry, you look wonderful" he said while giving me a peck on my cheek.

"Well I think we gotta go see you Gus" I said and walk away with Freddie.

"What the heck was that?" I asked.

"Well we are "dating"" Freddie said.

"Hmm" I said.

"So what do you wanna do?" Freddie asked.

"Leave is an option?" I asked.

"Nope, c´mon" Freddie said laughing.

He grabbed my hand and took me to the dance floor, I don't like to dance, or be around people, but I was having fun.

There I was Samantha Pucket in the middle of the dance floor, we all were having fun, Freddie and I were dancing with Gibby and Tasha, then a slow song started; Tasha hugged Gibby and they started to dance together, I still don't know what's wrong with Tasha…

"So guys are you gonna dance or what?" Gus said. I dunno where from did he appeared.

"Yeah, c´mon Fredlumps" I said holding his hand.

"Sam, no" he said.

"Gus is here Freddork move your ass to the dance floor" I whispered to his ear.

"Sam, have you listen this song before?" Freddie asked.

"Yeah yeah just dance nub" I said.

"Are you sure?" he asked still with a confused face.

"Yeah c´mon" I said and walk to the dance floor again.

I moved my hand around Freddie's neck, and he moved his hands to my waist, we keep dancing but I notice that Freddie was like, nervous.

"What's so wrong tuna head?" I asked.

"Sam I doubt that you have listened to this song, you´re gonna regret so badly" he said.

"Why?" I said, it was starting to be weird.

"Sam, I didn't wanna dance this song, cuz all the couples on the dance floor have to kiss when the song ends" Freddie said.

"WHAT! Why you didn't tell me" I said.

"You didn't let me" he said.

"What are we gonna do, Gus is there in front of us!" I said.

"Yeah I know that Sam" I said.

"If we stop dancing and leave Gus will notice, what are we gonna do?" Freddie asked worriedly.

"I dunno, we will see later" I said.

"Geez" Freddie said.

"What?"

"Is going to end" he said looking at me.

Suddenly all the couples started to kiss, it was disgusting, I saw Gus looking at us, we didn't had another choice.

"Do it" I said.

"What?"

"Do it Benson, we have already kissed once, just do it" I said.

As soon as I finished my sentence Freddie started to lean.

Cliffy! Muahahahah yeah I'm evil. Hope you liked it :D, What did you think of it? Should they kiss? Shouldn't they? Tell me cuz I'm not sure of what to do :D PLZ Review telling me what do you think, and should they? REVIEW :D