Chunzi: My brother just hacked into my notebook.-_-' He read all the fanfictions I wrote about 1827, he was so disgusted by it he deleted almost all of them.
Tsuna: W-What!
Chunzi: I had to type this chapter twice. My fingers are really gonna break soon. I still need them to practice on my piano.=_=
Reborn: Just think of it as a training.
Chunzi: Hmm... Well, enough of my depressing matters. Please read on and leave a review if you like.^_^
On the stage stood the cruel, wicked, evil…. Bianchi?
The audiences, mostly boys, started wooing, making bird whistles at the beauty that stood on the stage.
What the heck is she doing here? On stage! Tsuna couldn't believe it. He DIDN'T want to believe it. But a silver-haired teen behind the brunette fell back and fainted immediately, mouth gargled with bubbles. That only made it impossible to not want to believe in what he saw.
"Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna knelt down next to the unconscious guardian.
"It seems like he's out cold. This isn't good." Yamamoto checked Gokudera.
"HIIIEEE! B-But, he's playing as The Prince. If he's out cold what are we going to do?"
"Then it seems we need a substitute." A voice came not far from the three boys. A small figure appeared in the darkness, but you could make out a yellow pacifier hung around the figure.
"Reborn! W-Wait, what do you mean a substitute?" Tsuna stood up.
"I mean what I say Dame-Tsuna." Reborn frowned at his pupil.
"Th-Then why is Bianchi here? I mean, what happen to other girl who had to act as The Queen?"
"It seems like that girl ate Bianchi's poison cooking by accident and she had to be hospitalized for a week or so. Because it was entirely Bianchi's fault, I asked her to compensate by role playing as The Queen for the play." Reborn hid an evil smirk under his fedora. "All in all, everything's fine."
"Wh-Wha-! What do you mean fine! Gokudera's out cold and who do you think we could get as a last minute substitute for The Prince!" Tsuna practically wanted to shout at Reborn but he was wise not to. The infant is after all, the world's best hitman, and you soooo don't wanna mess with him.
"Ma, ma Tsuna, I'm sure we'll find someone as a substitute. In the meantime, let's focus on the play." Yamamoto tried calming the brunette down.
"Yes, you should be as calm as Yamamoto right now. If you panic now you'll only make yourself nervous and might stumble on stage. I think I had made myself clear that I expect no mistakes from my pupil now did I?" Reborn's face darkened.
"HIIIEEE! I-I mean y-yes!" Tsuna responded. They then turned to Bianchi's direction, watching her act continue.
"Mirror, oh mirror, on the wall. Tell me that I AM the most beautiful woman in the world." She emphasized on the word 'am'. Tsuna sweatdropped. Wasn't it supposed to be 'fairest one of all'?
A student was squatting behind the mirror; he did his best to make his voice more mysterious and mystique.
"Oh my lovely Queen, You're so beautiful even men would melt from seeing you. How bout you and I go out sometime, what do you say?" Scratch that, mysterious and perverted. The audience fell silent.
"Please, your life's not even worth over a toothpick." Said male fell into a deep shock when Bianchi said that. "My love only belongs to a certain arcobelano. Yes, one day my beauty will win his heart over and we'll both live happily ever after." Bianchi started drifting off to her own world.
"The Queen loves someone? Is that what it was said in the storybook?"
"Don't know. But it sounds interesting." Everyone in the hall started whispering around.
"Wait, that's not even in the script!" Tsuna exclaimed. "R-Reborn!"
"Well then, desperate times call for desperate measures. Yamamoto, get in there." Before Yamamoto could react, Reborn had kicked him from behind and into the audience's sight.
"HIIIEEE! Reborn, what are you doing! Why did you kick Yamamoto-kun out onto the stage!" Tsuna placed his hands on his cheeks.
"Shut up and just watch Dame-Tsuna." Reborn ordered.
The audience stared at The Hunter who just suddenly shown up on stage. Everyone was already looking at each other questioningly. Yamamoto tried getting a grip as he thought about what he should do in this situation.
"Err… Ahaha. M-My Queen, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but… Snow White is actually more beautiful than you." Yamamoto told Bianchi in his usual tone of voice, still smiling.
Bianchi twitched. "What! You dare proclaim someone to be more beautiful than me? And who do you think you are to say such words."
"Umm… How should I put this? I don't mean that you're not beautiful at all Gokudera-kun's Big Sis. I actually meant that Snow White is much prettier than The Queen." The tall boy scratched his head trying to explain. "But… To be honest, I think Tsuna looks really beautiful right now. Hahaha." Yamamoto laughed which only provoked the woman, including one raven-haired boy in backstage.
"Oh my God! He said it!" Tsuna slapped his forehead. "And why the heck is he laughing! It's not even funny!"
"So far so good, right Dame-Tsuna?" Reborn smirk.
"NO!"
PAGE BREAK!
Chunzi: L-Let me take a little breather first... *gasp**gasp* I j-just ran out of brain juice...=_='
Reborn: Well, if we're gonna take a break, then I guess we have no choice. Any questions before continue?
Tsuna: Yeah, umm. What happened to Gokudera-kun?
Yamamoto: He was sent to the nurse's office by some students.
Tsuna: Oh, I see. Wait! I thought Dr Shamal only treats girls only.
Yamamoto: I don't think it's wrong if they just lay him on the bed.
Tsuna: I-I see. By the way...
Reborn: What is it Dame-Tsuna?
Tsuna: Can I take this dress off when we're on break? I-I'm not used to wearing dresses.
Yamamoto: Awe... But you look cute in it. *grins broadly*
Tsuna: *blushes*
Hibari: Tch. *twitch*
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! Hibari-san!
WHACKS!
Chunzi: Ow! What did I do to deserve that?
Hibari: Breaks over, now continue. *glares*
Chunzi: EEEEEKKK! I-I mean, hai!
Continuing on with the stage performance, Yamamoto was just grinning at the angry 'Queen'. The audience just watched with questions popping into their mind. Tsuna really wanted the whole thing to end already. He wanted to pull his hair so bad but he was afraid to mess it up since the make-up group already smoothed it down for him.
"So then, this 'Snow White', is prettier than me huh?" Bianchi asked with a lower tone of voice.
"Yep." The tall boy gave a simple answer and just kept grinning.
Oh Yamamoto-kun, why can't you ever read the mood. Tsuna wanted to cry so badly.
"Fine then! I'll show him who's the most beautiful one of all. Tsunayoshi Sawada, get out here this instance!" Bianchi demanded.
"HIIIEEE! No way, she's calling my name! Does she even remember this is a play! Reborn!" Tsuna turned to see the arcobelano gone. "You've gotta be kidding me! He bailed on me!"
Tsuna quickly signalled Yamamoto, he successfully caught his attention. He quickly made a cross sign and shook his head, telling Yamamoto that he didn't want to come out on stage.
"Hey Queen." Yamamoto turned to the now impatient Bianchi.
He dropped the 'My'!
"Why not give Snow White a poison apple? That way she won't wake up for a while." The Hunter suggested.
Bianchi seemed to think for a while. "Ah yes, of course! I had work on something last night and created another new poison cooking. This time, it's DEADLY lethal…"
Tsuna gulped. The Queen pulled out something from her sleeve. It was a shiny red apple, but nonetheless you could see brownish-green air around it. The brunette felt a twist in his stomach. This feeling must be what Gokudera has always experienced when he saw his sister.
"Oooh, shiny." Yamamoto smiled.
"When that brat eats this he'll stay unconscious forever. Reborn will be mine and we'll be married and live together." Bianchi was lost in her own world again.
"Hey, that's cool." The Hunter laughed. That's not cool at all! "So is there a cure or something?"
"There is actually. But I don't have to worry about it too much." The woman huffed. "Only when he's kissed by the one that the boy truly belongs to, and that person will forever love him will he then wake up. But until then, that kid will be out of the picture."
She's actually serious! Tsuna wanted to turn and run, but he felt a kick behind him and was pushed onto stage by accident. Crap!
"Wait, was this in the story as well? What happen to the seven dwarfs?"
"Yeah, I don't get it either. I thought The Hunter was supposed to bring Snow White into the forest and she gets lost."
"Who cares? This looks interesting too." Everyone in the hall started their own little conversation.
Tsuna didn't know what to do on stage. He squeezed his hands together near his chest. Boys cooed at him because it actually made him look cute.
"There you are Tsuna. Come here, I have something for you." Bianchi held up the poison apple.
HIIIEEE! Tsuna screamed in his head. Ikenai!
"Umm- Uh! I think I'll have to decline your offer. I r-really shouldn't" Tsuna stuttered, sweat dripping, but it was unnoticeable.
"Come on, it's just one bite. Nothing to worry about." Bianchi walked towards the small boy.
"N-No! I don't think, I REALLY think I shou- ERK!" Before Tsuna could finish, the apple was pushed into his mouth forcefully.
Tsuna accidently took a bite and swallowed. Ack! I-I swallowed it! Tsuna could feel an aching pain in his stomach and then his vision became blurry. He blacked out.
"Tsuna!" Yamamoto rushed towards the small boy who was now unconscious on the stage. His face was pale, his eyes closed, he wasn't breathing. He felt dead…
"T-Tsuna! He's not breathing!"
The audience watched and were in horror. They were confused between whether it was real or was it just only part of the act.
"Tsuna-san!" Haru yelled in distress from her seat.
"Tsu-chan?" Nana couldn't help but worry too.
Suddenly, an unexpected person appeared on stage. He looked like he was ready to fight. His eyes locked onto the woman who made the small boy unconscious. You could tell that he was angry. Wearing Namimori's school uniform and something that was pinned on his black shoulder jacket caught everyone's attention. Two words which shook everyone in their seats, 'Disciplinary Commitee'.
Chunzi: *gasp**gasp**gasp*
Yamamoto: What's gonna happen to Tsuna!
Reborn: Calm down Yamamoto, Hibari-san has arrived. He's going to be okay.
Hibari: I'll bite that woman to death.
Chunzi: Hey! I'm right here! Why doesn't anyone care about me!_
Reborn: Shut up and continue to type the next chapter Dame-Chunz.
Chunzi: You're all so mean... ;_;