Congrats to Lita4Life this is your chapter. Randy not happy with me either.

Evan was dragging me to a house that I didn't want to be near. But I'll live, I hope. Cena was talking to Evan and laughing at something he had said.

"Oh he's not that bad Ledge, he's really nice if you don't piss him off." John advised.

"What happens if I piss him off?" I inquired.

"You might get hit in the head with a kendo stick he has stashed in his house." Evan answered. Kendo sticks, why?

As we neared the door I felt the pit in my stomach grow. The door opened and a man with blonde hair opened the door.

"I was wondering if you got lost around the way. Dinner is almost ready and Kaylee is out back." He said.

"Why is she back there?" John asked.

"Hardy showed up. She thought it is a good time for a lesson in payback." He looked over at me. "Sorry, I don't believe we have met, I'm Scott Levy, and I worked with your dad a couple of times." He stated as he stuck out his hand. I took it, and shook it.

"Randy Orton, which Hardy?" I asked.

"Jeffrey. He thought it would be fine to take her out here. And now, I believe he is out cold. Well come on in." He said and headed back into the house.

"Why is he here?" John asked. Just then the short demon girl walked in.

"I think he's alive, I am not quite sure. He's breathing though." She said. "I need to call Beth and warn her that Jeff probably won't be home."

"Oh jeez, what did you do give him a concussion?" Evan asked.

"If she did, he deserves it." Scott answered.

"What, why?" Cena asked.

"He gave Ken a concussion, tried to give on to Morgan, got me fired, and had Parks take out Rob." Scott said.

We sat at a table in a dining room and began to eat. Then I heard a door creak open and then shut. And in walked Jeff. He pulled a chair out and sat down.

"Kaylee, where did you get a bat?" He asked.

"Sting loves me." She answered.

"Ah, drive me home tomorrow, please? I probably will get pulled over and have to have Shannon drive me home and he's in…" Jeff trailed trying to remember where. "I don't remember, but please."

"Fine, I have to head to Cameron anyway." She said. "And he's in Cameron too, ya idiot."

"Ha, this is hilarious." Scott said. "Jeff, you learned a new lesson, mess with midget girl, she'll hit you with a bat."

"It's true and it hurts." Cena agreed.

"Please don't hit me with a bat." I asked Kaylee. "If you do I might punt you."

"Okay." She agreed.

The dinner continued for Jeff just deciding to crash on Scott's couch, Kaylee drawing a mustache and goatee on Jeff's sleeping face, a few picture texts of it, and having a good, long laugh about it. We decided to tell stories of our early careers.

"Japan was cool." Evan said.

"It was hard to learn Japanese." Kaylee stated. "Ato ahou kankyou tame kankyou."

Evan laughed as he looked at our confused faces. "She said…" He trailed off because of his laughing. He calmed down and began to speak. "She said 'a fool's fun is good fun'. To-ku oite Amerikan." (1)

Kaylee sighed. "Hai."(2)

We just shook our heads. I wish I spoke more languages. Then I could scream at Cena and not get in trouble.

"We can't understand you two when you speak Japanese, you know?" Scott chastised.

"We know." They responded.

"Not fair." I said.

"Nimo faku." Evan said.(3)

"Jeez, and you get mad at me." Kaylee said.

"Yep." Cena said, and then stuck out his tongue.

"Watashi mune to-ku raiku kono tameni di." Her voice threatening. (4)

"Okay then. Go kill fortune." Scott said.

"Ina, atonohouno." She argued. (5)

"Speak English." Cena said.

"Fine." She said.

"Stop." Scott said.

As the night continued on we learned that Kaylee was engaged, she wouldn't say who, Evan got pissed at that. She told us about what she thought happened behind closed doors at TNA with Flair and AJ. As we grew tired and were still laughing we didn't know what to do so we decided to leave.

"Don't be strangers." Scott said as he shook Cena and my hand. He then hugged Evan, "As for you, let Phil know that he hurt you if he knows what's good for him. And Kaylee, kick Allen's ass for me."

"I will. And I plan for Phil to get some nice presents this year." Evan said.

"Allen won't know what hit him, most likely literally." Kaylee giggled.

"What about Jeff? Don't you have to take him home tomorrow?" I asked.

"Yeah, I am driving him because my fiancé lives there." She hinted.

"Matt Hardy?" Cena guessed.

"Close." She said.

"Jeff's married so that leaves Shane and Shannon." I stated.

"He's my tag partner." She gave another hint.

"Really, you're engaged to Shannon?" Scott laughed.

"Yes I am." She said happily.

"Who all knows?" Evan asked.

"Just you guys , Shannon, and I." She answered.

We then waved goodbye and left. We drove for at least two hours. As we arrived at Evans we wanted to see what would happen if we gave Evan coffee.

I fixed a pot of coffee and gave Cena a cup.

"Hey Evan?" I called.

"Yeah?" He called back.

"Get in here." Cena yelled. Evan walked in.

"Drink." I said as I handed him a cup of coffee. He stared at the cup and took a sip. He immediately looked like he regretted it.

(1): Talk in American

(2): Yes

(3):Not fair

(4):I will talk like this for the rest of the day

(5): No, later.

I don't know if these are right so someone tell me please.

Well there's that I know it was short but I wanted to update.

Whoever can name Amazing Reds real name get's a shout out next chapter.