YAY third chappie! I've looked back on the last 2 and I've wrote by …. But I was trying to write me and hp gwaddict's pennames! But then hp gwaddict said it doesn't work if you put the dots in so now it will work
so anyway these 3 chappies and the next one are written by me but hp gwaddict will write the next one :D yaayaaayy!
CHAPTER 3
Hermione was reading a book, looking very pissed off. But in Harry's opinion this just made her look even more hilarious as her eyebrows hadn't been able to be put back by Madam Pomfrey, who was currently rocking back and forward in her office like the failure she was.
Harry went over to Hermione and was about to sit down when –
"Stop!" Hermione threw an arm out. "You can't sit there."
"Why no-Ot?" Harry whined, his bottom lip sticking out.
"Only people that are eyebrow-less can sit here. Didn't you see the sign?" Harry looked down and there was a little laminated sign saying, E-L.P.O. – EYEBROW-LESS PEOPLE ONLY.
"Huh. But anyway you're the only one who hasn't got any eyebrows!"
"No there's Hairless Bobby too." She pointed over her shoulder and Harry looked over.
A completely bald bloke was sitting there and, sure enough, he had no eyebrows either. He was stroking a hairless cat.
"Huh," Harry repeated. "Can't believe I've never noticed him before…where'd he come from?"
"Switzerland." Hermione nodded wisely.
"Oh." Harry nodded back, as though that solved everything. "You should shave Crookshanks like that cat. It'd look dead cool! It would complete the image, you know?"
"What image?" Hermione asked testily.
"You know, the whole hairless look you've got going on."
"I didn't MEAN to make my eyebrows disappear you nincompoop!"
Harry chuckled. Hee hee, nincompoop…such a funny word…
And that, my friends is what REALLY goes on in the chosen one's head ;)
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