Disclaimer: jk rowling is the brilliant owner of the harry potter books not me, like I said before I doubt VERY much that she wouldn't be writing about ron's goatee or how the word nincompoop is funny (even though it is) :D

ANYWHO hope you like this chapter!

CHAPTER 4

"What's everyone looking at?" Harry asked Ginny the next day.

"Ron," she sneered. "Apparently people actually LIKE his goatee! Can you imagine?"

"Yes," Harry said longily, rubbing his sadly hairless chin.

"Sorry what? Didn't catch that."

"Oh erm no…I cannot imagine anyone who would fall asleep crying because he didn't have a goatee, or trying to vanish his chin because it wasn't whole without a goatee or drawing pictures of himself with a goatee…" He hastily wiped a tear from his eye. "Nope, no one I know would do that."

"Eh, yeah ok…" Ginny looked at him strangely. "Well c'mon, let's go talk to him."

Among about thirty students, Harry was surprised Professor McGonnagal closest to Ron.

"Can I touch it?" She asked in a hushed voice, staring at his goatee.

"Sure."

"HAHA! Up YOUR'S Brown!" McGonnagal shouted at Lavender, who burst into tears.

"You can touch it too, Lavvy." Ron said kindly. She squealed and began stroking his ginger goatee along with McGonnagal.

"Oh, I want to touch it too!" shrieked Parvati.

"Me too!" shouted Seamus.

"Me three!" squealed Dean.

"All of you will be able to touch Gingy!" Ron announced.

"'Gingy'?" Hermione came up behind them. "He's named the thing now?"

Before Harry could answer, he felt something poking his knees.

He looked down, right into a pair of bright orange eyes.

"Er, who are you?" Harry asked confusedly.

"Kneebo Specly, sir. Your own personal gremlin!"

DUNDUNDUN ladies and gentlmen, we have a GREMLIN! Wow who would have thought it?

so now we've got a goatee and a gremlin! Wooo G words are cool

like for example…ginger. Goatee. Gremlin. Goblet (of fire). Granger.

And, um that's all I can think of, if you have any more cool G words, review and I'll put them up next time!

And if you don't know any cool G words, than review anyway! :D