I'm super super sorry that I havn't updated in like a WEEK! :O its just the computer broke and it only got fixed today so…
ITS MIDTERM! WOOOOOPPYYY :D so since I wont see hp gwaddict in a week, im gonna be writin the next few
Review if u LUV midterm! I'm sorry if this chapters not funny either but the story won't make sense without it!
The silence was eerie as Ginny, Harry and Kneebo stared at each other over the flickering flames of a fire that had suddenly appeared there.
"BAHAHAHA!" Ginny broke the silence with laughter. "The Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee? Puh-lease!"
Kneebo looked outraged. He jumped up and started beating Ginny with Harry's firebolt, while Harry was conviently distracted with roasting marshmallows.
"Never," SMACK. "Laugh at," THUMP. "The Chronicles!" WHACKK.
"So what ARE the Chronicles?" Harry asked, happily licking his sticky fingers.
"Oh my loveliness, the Chronicles is the stories that tell us of the past monstrous beasts with the ginger goatee. The gremlin's come to protect those who are closest to the monster so they won't be put under the spell."
"So Ron's a monster?"
Kneebo nodded gravely. "Indeed so, he is the next in line. Fortunately he's only possessed the ginger goatee for a short time so he is not powerful yet."
"What will Ron be able to do?" Harry asked, his green eyes round behind his glasses.
"Oh, he could control the whole country, or even the world! Everyone who has seen it will become OBSESSED with it. Of course, there will be a few exceptions." Kneebo stared at Ginny. "And soon, he will be able to shoot fire out of it." Kneebo shuddered.
"Woah." Harry was amazed. Damn, goatees are cool!
"So ho ca 'ee sto ih?" Ginny asked fearfully, her mouth full of blood.
"Geez, Ginny talk properly will ya?" Harry rolled his eyes at Kneebo that clearly said, Girlfriends - what can you do with them?
Ginny spat out blood and snot and repeated, "So how can we stop it?"
"AHHHH, only those who truly love the monster for who he is will be able to resort him to his normal state with a kiss. Unfortunately this is very rare, as honestly who would EVER love someone with a ginger goatee?"
"Good point."
"WAIT! Hermione loves him!" Ginny piped up.
"But she says she doesn't want to kiss him with the goatee on. Geez, Ginny – keep up." Harry scoffed.
"EVERYONE HATES ME!" Ginny screamed.
So…I hope that made sense to use!
Please tell me what you think, coz I'm not sure about this chappy…
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