A/N: Hello, my peeps, it's been a while since I updated my Koopa Bros. Misadventure series, right? Okay, first of all I would like to say that this chapter have nothing to do with the last chapter, it's just something I thought of…since its part of the MKB series I decided to add it as a sub-chapter. I do intend to start back writing on the main story, but as for now just enjoy the two-parter. The first part includes only Red and Green and the second part will include Yellow and Black.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Koopa Bros. as they are property to Nintendo; I do, however, own the personality traits I gave them.
The Misadventure of The Koopa Bros.
A Day in the Life of the Siblings
Sub-Chapter 1: A Wii Bashing
The story starts with Green and Red playing the Nintendo Wii in the living room. Green was holding a black Wii remote, while Red was holding a white one.
They were playing Wii Sports boxing, Red was using his Mii character, which was a woman with long brown and lipstick. She wore a brown mini-skirt and had mole, which was on the lower left-side of her face.
Green was also using the Mii character he created. His Mii character was sorta based off him; if he was an actual person. Green's character had green hair and wore skinny reading like-glasses; I guess to make him look more sophisticated, he also wore green jeans and with a matching shirt.
As both Bros. continued their 4 rounds of play, Red noticed that Green was sorta kicking his ass…and bad; I'm mean it was total thrashing out there folks. "Dammit! C'mon dude! Block! Block!" Red irked, lifting both the Wii Remote and the nunchuck to his face. "BLOCK, YA STUPID BITCH!"
Though, it did him no good as Green's Mii slammed Red's Mii with a swift right-hook! "Eheheh. C'mon, Red! Certainly you can put up a better fight than this?" Green chuckled as he watched Red's Mii fall completely to the ground.
"Shut up, dude! I don't need you patronizing me! You know better than anyone, that you're a hack when it comes to fighting games!" Red fired back, vigorously. "Beside, there's something obviously wrong with this Wii Remote…"
"What are you talking about, Red? There's nothing wrong with this Wii Remote, I just brought it the other day." Green said, as he turned to his sore-loser brother. "Wait? I don't suck at fighting games." he then started, chuckling. "Otherwise, I wouldn't be kicking your butt, as we speak."
You could see Red in the background just boiling. "Kicking my butt, dude?" Red irked back, seething…uh…red. "The ONLY reasoning your winning IS because my controller's jam!"
"Didn't we NOT just go over this, Red?" Green said, annoyed. "There's nothing wrong with your controller. Mine's working properly." he then sighed, as he shrugged his shoulders. "You're just making excuses because you reek at this boxing game and I'm destroying you!"
"THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE PLAYER 1, BITCH!" Red then took a deep breath to regain his composure. "Well then, dude. I probably wouldn't be losing to you if I had a better controller to play with." he then moved his eyes down to the controller Green was holding. "Maybe if I was player 1, I could thrash your ass.
"That was some outburst, huh Red?" Green said, staring annoyingly at Red.
Red just shrugged his shoulder. "Hey dude, sorry. But for a second there, it looked like shit was about get popped off."
"…Anyways! Alright then, Red." Green sighed, giving Red his controller. "But I'm only doing this to show you that nothing's wrong with your controller."
As Green and Red started back fighting, Red soon found himself getting his shell handed to…Again. And this time Red and Green decided to switch Mii character.
On the TV screen you could see Red's character pounding Green's character in a corner. It was like watching a pro player play a three years old.
Everytime Red's Mii character got punched in the face, you could Red's eyes getting bigger and bigger. "C'mon, dude, block." he muttered, trying to put his top guard up, but instead Green aimed for lower part of the body; ya know the rib and chest and stuff.
It was started to look so bad for Red, that Green started beating Red's Mii with Sweet Willie Johnson's Canterbury Rules style; that's some old fashion ass boxing right there. In case anybody was wondering, Willie Johnson is a character from the old Ready to Rumble game.
"Jesus fucking Christ, dude…" Red muttered, trailing off. Red's mouth agape as he watched Mii the Green controlled whoop his Mii's ass like a old punching bag. "T-This can't be happening…" he said, under his breath.
As Green continued flooring Red's character, he yawned as he looked his watch. "Hmm…I think it's time I put an end to this." Green then pulled his Wii Remote back; which made his Mii character pull her arm back. He then quickly lunged the Wii Remote forward; needless to say, his character did the same with her arm.
"…AW, CRAP!" Red yelped, as he watched his character get hit in the face with a mean right hook. Red watched in horror as his character fell helplessly to the ground…And so started the countdown.
"And your were saying?" Red just sat there with his mouth agape. "Well, in any case, I think that's your cue to shake your Wii Remote to get your character off the ground, Red." Green said, chuckling.
"I know that, dude! I don't need you saying the obvious!" Red growled, as he started shaking his Wii Remote. "C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, dude!" he muttered, as he watched referee continued the countdown. "MOVE!"
6, 7. "What the? Why isn't my Mii dude moving?" Red yelped, now frantically shaking the controller. 8,9. "Dude, you see that, right? My character isn't moving and I'm SHAKING THE DAMN CONTROLLER!"
The referee then shouted '10', ringing the bell declaring Green the winner. "GOT DAMMIT ALL!" Red yelped, throwing the Wii Remote to the ground. "Damn this faggot ass game, dude."
"See, Red?" Green sighed, taking back his Wii Remote and giving Red back his. "I told you that there wasn't anything wrong with the controllers. I played with your controller and the outcome remained unchanged." he then leaned back on the couch and took a slip of a cup of Mountain Dew (don't worry, it was always there) that sitting on coffee stand. "Now are you gonna stop saying that it the controller's fault that you keep losing and just admit that it's just you?"
"NO!" Red yelped. "Cuz the way I see it, the only reason you keep beating me at this IS because this is boxing!" he then started nodding, as he continued. "Beside, dude, since when did you count boxing as a fighting game. I say we should play something else."
"Excuses, excuses. You just have to make an excuse for just about anything…I coulda sworn just a few minutes ago you were going on about how that it was the controller's fault that you were losing!" Green sighed. Suddenly, a struck of realization came to him. "Wait…What? What do you mean boxing isn't really fighting, Red?"
"It's like I said, dude. Boxing isn't fighting." Red said, folding his arms.
"Care to clarify?" Green sighed. "I would love to be enlighten on the reality of your assertions.
"Dude, I have no idea on what you just said, but I'll tells ya anyways." Red then continued. "Boxing isn't fighting, for one thing it was made by dirty British folk." he then smirked, as he gave Green the thumbs up. "Dude, we all know how girly the British is."
"Ah, that's just another stereotypical standpoint on your part." Green countered. "Boxing has always been considered fighting." Red just rolled his eyes. "In Mixed Martial Arts, boxing has been categorized as a sort of fighting style. MMA is as virile as it comes."
"Huh? Did you say something, dude?" Red said nonchalantly, turning toward Green with an uninterested expression on his face. "Oh, I'm sorry, dude…I didn't heard you. The crap spewing outta your mouth sorta drown out everything you actually said…"
Green had an annoying look on his face as he stared at Red. "Huh…Really?" Green then looked down at the TV then back at Red. "Well then, if you're not interested in what I have to say, maybe you should be interested what's on the TV's screen right now."
"Huh? What do that suppose to mean? Whadda talkin' about?" Red then looked down and saw his Mii laid out on the ground with words 'Game Over' in big bold letters over the TV screen. "Oh, I see! You're trying to be funny, huh?" Red said, nodding his head. "Alright then, funny man…" Red then slammed his Wii Remote on the ground. "Game over…THAT!"
"HEY? Watch it! That controller's still new." Green said, while flailing his arms. "I mean, real mature, Red." he then sighed, heavily. "Seriously, if this is how you treat other peoples belongings, then perhaps you shouldn't play with'em, period." he groaned, picking the controller off the ground. "You made your point…Sheez."
"Up yours, dude! That's what you get for trying to be funny with me!" Red chuckled, as he placed his feet on the table. "EYEZ…Gotz to do nothing, if I don't feel like it." Green just stared at him. "Dude, cuz in essence, what yours is mines and what mines…Well, it's still my stuff." he then started laughing all hysterically
"Hahahaha. What a droll sense of humor you have, Red." Green said, sarcastically. As Red continued to laugh, Green tried thinking of a way to rile Red's nerves. "…Hmm, Okay, let's see here now."
"What is it, dude?" Red asked, perplexed.
"Nothing. I was only thinking: isn't this my 6 wins to your none?" Green chortled, as he smirked conceitedly at him.
"And your point…being?" Red said, trying to bush off Green's statement.
"Uhh…Nothing…It's only surprising to me, that I; a Koopa of my lower caliber, was able to put down; easily, a Koopa of your higher stature." Green the started chuckled, much to Red's chagrin. "It's just kinda embarrassing, that all.
"Whatever, dude!" Red smirked, while fanning his hand. "Didn't you know? Wii Sports are for fat middle-aged fags; namely Mario, who are too lazy to do real exercise!"
However, Green just ignored and went on to state. "And at a game as simplistic as boxing. How pathetic…"
"Wait…What, dude? What are you tryin' to…" But, before Red got a chance to say it, Green just started laughing. "Dude, shut up and let me say what I have to say…"
However, Green didn't listen and instead started back laughing and everytime else when Red tried saying something on his behalf.
"STOP LAUGHING, YOU FRIGGEN TOOL!" Red yelled, pointing angrily at Green. "There's no way in hell that I'm gonna lose to some pencil-neck, spineless, nerd; like yourself, and just sit here take it, dude!"
Green just raised him eyebrow; if he had one. "Wow, Red? Seriously?" he then sighed, as he put his hands on his hips. "You're calling me all those things?"
"That's right, dude, I did!" Red was now standing in front of Green, doing his trademark posing point. "So, put those tampons back in your vagina and lets have us a best 4 outta 5!"
"What?" Green said, turning away from Red. "I'm not playing you again! I don't have to validate myself to you!"
This just made Red even more angrier. "You cowardly son of a bitch…" Red griped. "Don't tell me you're chicken?" he then chuckled. "And after all that smut you were talking earlier!"
"I already beaten you like 18 times this week on this game; without you even standing a chance everytime. " Green then smirked, as he shrugged his shoulders. "I think, I speak for everyone, when I say I'm the most dominant player when its comes to the Wii Sport!"
Red just smirked, as he shook his head in disgust. "Dude…I knew you were a he-she."
"A what?" Green said, with this confused look on his face.
"Ya know, dude." Red said, placing his hands on his hips. "That thing where you have both a woman part and a man part…"
"Wh-What? You mean a hermaphrodite?" Green said, scratching his head.
"Yeah, what you said." Red smirked. "You have both a man and a woman part…You're a hermit crab…That's what you are."
"And, you're an idiot." Green sighed, staring at his obviously idiotic brother.
Suddenly, Yellow and Black came busting in the room; Yellow was holding a huge bag of candy. Ya see, they had went to the store to go candy shopping for Yellow. "We're back, dudes?" Yellow chuckled, skipping in the room like a little girl.
A/N: There goes Sub-Chapter 1, guys! Stay tune for the retardation that is Sub-Chapter 2!
~Bye now!