DoododododoDOOOOOOO! The quest to destroy the ginger goatee is starting!
Follow, ginny, kneebo and harry on their sinister journey…
"Hello, Hermione!" Harry said suavely, waggling his eyebrows.
"Er, hi?" Hermione looked at him strangely.
"You know how you love petting the fluffy, ginger coat of Crookshanks?"
"Yes…"
"Well wouldn't be kissing Ron be just like that?" Harry asked persuasively.
Hermione burst out laughing. "You're comparing kissing Ron with stroking a cat? Yes, THAT is going to persuade me. Honestly, that's the worst one so far – at least Ginny bought me some chocolate. Even Kneebo tried to kiss me to make Ron look good!"
"All that and you STILL won't kiss him? C'mon Hermione, you know you wanna…"
Hermione snorted. "Puh-lease with that fluff on his chin I'd rather kiss Hairless Bobby."
Behind her Bobby looked up hopefully, his eyes shining. In a second he was beside her;
"Oh, how I've dreamed about this moment my beautiful, eyebrow-less, bushy-haired, nerdy, slightly annoying, mud-blood witch!" He leaned in his lips pursed when –
SMACK.
Hermione had slapped him across the face. He scampered off quickly, happily thinking that he had made progress.
"Why did you hit him? He was being so nice to you!"
But Hermione was already stomping out of the portrait hole, growling "Grrr."
Kneebo ran up to him. "Where has she gone? We need her!"
"Oh, err…it was all Ginny's fault!" Harry thought fast, not wanting to get in trouble.
"As I thought," Kneebo said darkly, starting to sharpen his knife.
"Whoa…what's that for?" Harry asked in alarm.
"Oh, ehh I'm just going to cut myself some cheese!" Kneebo looked shifty, his eyes going back and forth.
"Oh, ok. Could you cut me some parmesan?" Harry asked hopefully.
"Sure…"
ooooOOOOooo kneeebo's looking a bit sinister there, isn't he?
Oh well, he's a gremlin, can't blame him ;)