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i no, i no! Im a disgrace for not updating!
Im sory...*breaks down crying*
"Your dinner, Mr. Weasley." Professor Snape simpered, his eyes glassy.
"Pfftttaaa..." This was the sound of Ron spitting his dinner out.
"Lobster? I asked for cavier you imbecile!"
"I'm sorry, my Lord, I'M SORRY!" Snape fell to the ground, rocking to and fro, snot flying ever, living up to his name Snivellous.
Ron touched his stomach with his foot. Poke. Nothing. Poke, poke. Still Snape continued to cry. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, pooooooooooke...
Meanwhile, on the other side of the common room, Harry, Ginny and Kneebo watched in horror as the Hogwarts population slowly turned into the slaves of Ron Weasley, or the Ginger Lord, as he was now called.
"I heard that McGonnagal is the goatee-brushing slave," Ginny said in a hushed voice.
"LUCKY!" Harry exclaimed, imagining himself brushing Ron's silky goatee...
Ginny gasped and turned to Kneebo. "Do you think Ron's turned Harry into his slave too?"
"Jeez, Ginny be quiet for once in your life will you?" Kneebo grumbled, glaring at her.
"Iv'e barely said anything!"
Kneebo snapped and charged at her, and covered her mouth with spellotape that had conviently been in his hand.
Harry looked at her. "Er, Gin? You've got a little something on your mouth."
Ginny stomped out of the common room and through her spellotape, she said something that sounded extremely like "Grrrr."
"Oh, phew she's gone! I've been waiting for like forever for her to leave. Ok, now down to the plan." Kneebo took out his pipe and started puffing on it.
"Since Hermione won't kiss him, and forcing her will have no effect on the goatee, then we must resort to the ancient traditions."
"Shaving?" Harry asked.
"No my lovlieness, just no... What we need to do is apart of the ancient rituals of my kind. We must BURN Ron on the STAKE!" He puffed on his pipe excitedly.
"Any other plans?"
"Oh, ok..." Kneebo looked disappointed. "Well I guess we could always make him so jealous that he kisses her."
Harry frowned. "We don't need to make him jealous. Ron already loves Hermione, of course he'll kiss her."
Kneebo shook his head. "No, no...His pride was hurt and now he might grow to love his ginger goatee more than her."
"GASP. In the name of Merlins most phycadelic pants, we HAVE to do something!"
"Righteo, lets get to work."
okkk telll me what you think!"
review please and thanku!
so im readin romeo nd juliet in class, nd EVRY1 like h8s Romeo! but me nd my frend r like de defendrs of him. So what do USE think of him?
I no this is random nd has NOTHING 2 do with gingr goatees but oh well...:D
until next time – adios! :D (im not spanish btw :P)