HAPPY CHRISTMAS! (if you don't celebrate chrimbo – im sorry!)
Now here's the FINAL chapter of the Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee
Before you read this, BEWARE! This chapter is extremely soppy ;)
Time seemed to come to a standstill. The Goatee and Death Eaters stopped fighting to watch the horrific sight in front of them, except for a few people who still had cauldrons stuck on their heads'.
Kneebo was sitting on a chair and eating a bucket of popcorn, eagerly watching Ron.
And as for Harry and Ginny, well they were just trying not to throw up at the sight of Voldemort's tongue slithering around Hermione's mouth.
After Hermione had gotten over the shock, of Voldemort kissing her, she pushed him away in disgust and began to gag.
Pleased, Voldemort turned to Ron who had bypassed pink and began to turn redder and redder and redder…
POOOSHHH.
Ron had burst into flames and was screaming as though he was placed under the Cruciatus Curse.
Harry yelped and shouted, "Argumenti!" But his spell had no effect on the wild flames.
He turned to Dumbledore, "Help me!"
Dumbledore was watching the scene before him and said, "Love is the best magic here."
Harry growled in frustration. "That's what you always say! I bet you just say that when you can't think of a spell!"
"Bet you five galleons I'm right."
"You're on!" Harry and Dumbledore slapped their gold on the table.
Hermione's eyes widened as she watched Ron go up in flames. She finished off brushing her teeth (Voldemort's breath had smelt like tuna) and threw the toothbrush away.
"RON!" She cried out fearfully, her eyes full of tears as she ran towards him.
Harry realized what she was doing a moment to late, "NOOOOOO!"
Hermione embraced the ball of flames that was Ron.
They forged together to make one fire. And from the flames, the colours of the rainbow shot out and danced in swirls along the Great Hall.
It was such a beautiful sight that McGonnagal, Flitwick, Snape, Hagrid, Dolohov, Macnair, Malfoy and Bellatrix formed a group hug and cried on each others' shoulders.
The dancing swirls of the rainbow repaired the broken tables of the Great Hall and healed those in pain and brought back the students who had all been hiding outside.
The students, the Goatee/Death Eaters, Kneebo, Harry, Ginny, Dumbledore and (sulkily) Voldemort held hands to form a giant circle, with the giant ball of fire in the middle.
The swirls of rainbow faded into a golden mist and it slowly circled down to the ground.
When the mist had reached the ground, the fire exploded, showering gold and silver sparks over everyone.
Harry wiped his eyes and when the glitter and mist had disappeared he saw the most wondrous sight.
Ron and Hermione were kissing intently, his hands running through her bushy hair and hers' cradling the back of his ginger head.
They broke apart, with radiant expressions on their faces, both beaming.
And then Harry realized something – he could see Ron's mouth! Meaning there was no goatee in the way!
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it is gone!" Kneebo sang in a surprisingly well-tuned voice and everyone clapped.
Ginny glanced at the Goatee Eater's. They were all frowning in bewilderment as to why they were wearing bright orange robes with a badge saying, GOATEE EATERS – PROPERTY OF THE GINGER LORD. And then it small print, HAND WASH – DELICATE MATERIAL.
"All right! Enough of this – Death Eater's - COMMENCE!" Voldemort sneered. The Death Eaters turned on the spot and reappeared behind the master, because they were too lazy to walk over to him.
"And now, back to my own WORLD DOMINATION! Mwa, mwa, mwa!" Voldemort laughed evily, and pointed at Harry. "I'll be seeing you around, ah-ite?"
And then they all disapperated, leaving the dazed Hermione to wonder why they were able to disapperate within the grounds of Hogwarts.
"Ah…" Dumbledore wiped a tear from his eye, while taking his winnings from the table. "Love does conquer all!"
THE END.
OMG. I wasn't planning on having a moral to this story but there you go I did have one!
So...this is the end to the ginger goatee… waaaaaaawaawaawa…*sniff, sniff*
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! I'm not crying…ahh I am, I am!
So anyway here's some more funky G words! : (and this is not a distraction from the sadness of ending the story) ;)
ginny
gregorvitch
grindlwald
Gryffindor
And that was from Firelady Jennay! And now that I'm here, I'm gonna mention some other people 2…
Ok thanx 2 ooohh shiny (funky name, btw!) for reading and reviewing in one sitting!
Purple Pumpkin12 for being the FIRST reviwer!
GinnyWeasley23 for not being insulted by the way I was treating her name sake! ;) and her great idea!
Mclaughlin, Al-orange Ninja, Jazzie 123, crazy's wat I aim for, why not who cares, Len Bon for all the hilarious and brilliant reviews!
And finally…a very faithful reviewer that's been here from the start and helped in one of my jokes…Ignorance My Best Friend! Aka Amy! oh yeah sorry for not mentioning your name, the last chapter went all funky..
hope I didn't forget anyone! And now after the longest a/n in history of a/n's I'm gonna say by from me, magic is out there!1