Disclaimer: SMeyer gave me the idea of -ward. Vic gave me the idea of Catward. I just wrote the words.
I didn't understand guys who were dicks for no reason.
I hated being a dick.
I generally never was a dick.
In fact, I hated being a dick so much I wouldn't even see reason to use the word 'dick' at all if I didn't, ya know, have one.
And all.
"Dude, why do you have to be a dick like that to her?"
Paul snorted. "Nah, she likes it. Trust me. If you had a girlfriend, you'd understand."
If I had a girlfriend, I'd be spending my time doing lots of things other than being a dick to her...