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"Ya know, I've never seen your cats."
"No?"
"No."
"Huh."
"I've never seen your house, either."
"I haven't seen yours."
"But I'm the police chief's kid. Everyone knows where I live."
"I've never seen inside your house."
"I don't even know where you live."
"...But, the other day you were talking—"
"Okay okay, I looked up Cullen in the Forks phone book."
"Did you now?"
"I was curious, alright?"
"Interesting."
"You're not supposed to say that."
"I'm not?"
"No. You're not."
"My bad. What am I supposed to say?"
"You're supposed to invite me over to your house."
"After you."