"Alright love, lets see what you've got." Kakashi said as he wiggled his fingers at her and gave her an infuriating smile.
Naru reared back her fist and aimed for his face and then swung, Kakashi would have been stunned speechless if he hadn't once worked for the girl and knew her so damn well. But as it was, he expected her to react this way and so he was ready for her when she swung at him.
He caught her small fist in his hand and quickly grabbed the front of her shirt and threw her across the room. She slammed into the back of the couch, bounced twice then growled and jumped to her feet, intending to attack him again but he was right on top of her, almost literally. His hands grasping her wrists as he kicked her legs out from under her and pushed her back onto the couch so that she was sitting.
She gnashed her teeth and hissed like a cat and tried to scratch him as he pressed her further into the cushions and practically sat in her lap and grinned at her as he pinned her hands to the back of the chair. "Feel better now?" He asked with another infuriating smile. Naru growled at him like a wild animal and tried to buck him off of her. But all that seemed to do was amuse him more and make him tighten his grip on her wrists.
"Get off of me." Naru snarled as she blinked back tears, this was humiliating. Being held down like this by some-some jerk. Why couldn't she just use her full strength and beat him up? Maybe break a few of his bones? Maybe dump his body in the river to be eaten by some fishies once she was done.
Because she was the Hokage. And it was wrong to pick on the ones weaker than her. That's why.
Kakashi didn't move an inch. But he thought it was funny that she might think that he would considering that he was an extra one hundred and sixty pounds heavier than her. Naru looked at him, her long blond hair tangled around her face, her eyes glittering like violet jewels. A little bit of moisture clinging to her lashes. She looked so beautiful. So sweet and vulnerable.
So unlike the female that had just tried to punch him in the face and scratch his eyes out. He leaned foward and licked the tear slipping down her cheek, away before kissing her cheek. "You're so cute like this Naru. I could just eat you up."
"Riiiiigggghhhhht...like that doesn't make me paranoid." She said sarcastically as she tried to free her hands. It didn't work, but she did try.
He grinned at her, looking smug and so thoroughly male that Naru wanted to just slap him. "Be as paranoid as you like-" It wouldn't save her any. He'd have fun messing with her until her nerves were shot. "But the fact is that you're stuck with me until the barrier breaks." And that wouldn't be for another six months unless he was A) Killed in the line of duty. Or B) Decided that he really didn't want her to go anywhere and changed the time seal on the barrier to like thirty to fifty years or so.
Naru made a huffing sound and glared at him. "And just when will the barrier break?" If it wasn't in the next ten minutes, he was a dead man walking.
He grinned happily and Naru got a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach. "Six months from now."
"What? That's outragous! That's insane!" Ohhh he was such a dead, dead, dead rat bastard.
"Yeah. Well I sort of am crazy, so naturally I've decided to share my madness." Kakashi said with a demented grin.
"This isn't funny you shit bird! There are laws against this shit! Let me out right fucking now!"
"Sorry. Can't. You see the barrier has a time seal on it that keeps anyone other than me trapped until the time limit is up. So you're stuck here with me for the next six months." He smiled at her as a vein throbbed in her temple. Wow she was pissed.
"I'm going to kill you...stuff you're body in a wood chipper, and watch you go to pieces."
"Ohhh! You are so adorable when you're being dark!" He said as he let go of her wrists and pinched her cheeks. She growled and swung her fist at him. He laughed fell back and flipped himself several times and stopped, in a standing upright position across the room from her.
"Tsk, tsk honey. You should be nicer to me since we'll be together for a long, long time." Naru opened her mouth to tell him to go fuck himself but he was back across the room and in front of her in the blink of an eye, his face just inches from her own, she made a funny sound and started to fall back when he slipped an arm around her and leaned down and kissed her, gently on the lips then dropped her and stepped back and laughed.
"Sorry to kiss and run honey, but I have to go and get dinner while you cool down. B-Bye!" Kakash said as he vanished in a puff of smoke. Leaving Naru alone.