Ep.1 Fire: *rubs head* Well, I guess that's settled now, anyways now I can finnaly start the first episode of this spoof (Which STILL doesnt have a name sadly!) so here also with me is Graystaripe Gray: Oww... It still hurts! You jerk! And I still prefer my name is better than yours.
Fire: Don't get started with me, cause like I said that sounds like a horrendous name! Has to be catchy,
and makes sure it gives out a positive when they read it Gray: Mines is all that! And better! *Slaps Firestar*
Fire: Oh no you did'nt *Slaps Graystripe*
Gray: Oh yes I did *Slaps back*
Fire: *Slaps*
Gray: *Slaps*
*Both get into another fight... Only this time it's like a sissy slap fight.*
Berry: Ha! This will surely get better ratings!
Bright: Is that all you care about? I knew this had to do with your show...
Berry: s-Shut up! It was because I was foolish, now I know what I must do!
Jay: I think I should just quit when I possibly can.
Berry: Oh no you don't *Attacks Jayfeather and ties him to a chair*
Jay: I thought we don't own twoleg objects?
Berry: Yeah, but this is a twoleg studio smart guy *ties a blindfold on Jayfeather*
Jay: You do realize I can't see anyways, right Berry: SHUT UP! *duct tapes Jayfeather's mouth*
Bright: Boy, you sure do care about ratings huh /sarcasm Berry: YOU WANT TO BE NEXT HUH?
Bright: *sigh* Well at least I should stop Fire's and Gray's fighting so we can get on with the show...
*Throws empty cans of Diet Coke at Fire and Gray, then sets Fire on fire*
Fire: Yow! you threw cans at me AND light me on fire?
Bright: ugh. *Hits Gray with a S-Rank Hammer* Happy now?
Fire: Well I was asking why you light me on fire... but I guess I am though Gray: You.. ! *Whacks Fire on the head*
Fire: Why you! *Scratches Gray*
Bright: Guys! I thought you were close friends, and is it just me or am I just writing really random stuffs here?
Fire: dunno, your writing so sholdnt you know?
Gray: Arent we breaking the 4th wall?
Bright: Meh who cares, all the cool kids do it. Anyways Smudge told me to Firestar cause he says it's a message and it's funny to do so. I have to agree with him.
Fire: What... Where is that jerk! I swear this time I will be the one squashing him!
Bright: Well this has been goingquite out of order... I don't even! You two will hopefully get another chance, so yeah I guess this wraps it up *Brightclaw explodes for no apparent reason, destorying most of the studio.*
Fire: Don't get started with me, cause like I said that sounds like a horrendous name! Has to be catchy,
and makes sure it gives out a positive when they read it Gray: Mines is all that! And better! *Slaps Firestar*
Fire: Oh no you did'nt *Slaps Graystripe*
Gray: Oh yes I did *Slaps back*
Fire: *Slaps*
Gray: *Slaps*
*Both get into another fight... Only this time it's like a sissy slap fight.*
Berry: Ha! This will surely get better ratings!
Bright: Is that all you care about? I knew this had to do with your show...
Berry: s-Shut up! It was because I was foolish, now I know what I must do!
Jay: I think I should just quit when I possibly can.
Berry: Oh no you don't *Attacks Jayfeather and ties him to a chair*
Jay: I thought we don't own twoleg objects?
Berry: Yeah, but this is a twoleg studio smart guy *ties a blindfold on Jayfeather*
Jay: You do realize I can't see anyways, right Berry: SHUT UP! *duct tapes Jayfeather's mouth*
Bright: Boy, you sure do care about ratings huh /sarcasm Berry: YOU WANT TO BE NEXT HUH?
Bright: *sigh* Well at least I should stop Fire's and Gray's fighting so we can get on with the show...
*Throws empty cans of Diet Coke at Fire and Gray, then sets Fire on fire*
Fire: Yow! you threw cans at me AND light me on fire?
Bright: ugh. *Hits Gray with a S-Rank Hammer* Happy now?
Fire: Well I was asking why you light me on fire... but I guess I am though Gray: You.. ! *Whacks Fire on the head*
Fire: Why you! *Scratches Gray*
Bright: Guys! I thought you were close friends, and is it just me or am I just writing really random stuffs here?
Fire: dunno, your writing so sholdnt you know?
Gray: Arent we breaking the 4th wall?
Bright: Meh who cares, all the cool kids do it. Anyways Smudge told me to Firestar cause he says it's a message and it's funny to do so. I have to agree with him.
Fire: What... Where is that jerk! I swear this time I will be the one squashing him!
Bright: Well this has been goingquite out of order... I don't even! You two will hopefully get another chance, so yeah I guess this wraps it up *Brightclaw explodes for no apparent reason, destorying most of the studio.*