A worker has a piece of paper filled with writing, he reads it again, and walks up to his manager. "Excuse me...Sora? You're due for..." He was shaking with stress. Sora looks at him with disinterest while watching Zatch Bell on TV. "Yeah?" She asked. The worker adjusts his glasses and reads the paper. "To update "Together", "Bloody Poison", and you're urged to publish-" Sora cut him off. "They might be listening! Don't say the name of the story until it's published, or you're fired! I'll update all of those tonight." She growled. The worked nods quickly and leaves.

Lol, decided to do some randomness for ya.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zatch Bell or Naruto! Please, please, PLEASE don't sue me! The idea of this story isn't originally mine either, it was just based off the episode! Iacually took quotes from the episode, and it put t in here! I'm on my knees! Don't hurt me!

Tia peeked through a hole in the wall. "What's going on? It's killing me!" She whined.

Elsewhere, Zatch and Zeno opened a sliding door, and peered inside, breathing heavily. "What the heck was Dufort thinking back there?" He asked. Then he looked up. "Huh?" Three suits were hanging off the drawers. He glanced at Zeno.

"Oh, I'm totally blarshed."

Three naked dudes walked through a sliding door after the guests have left. Folgore expected to see his and his little minion's clothes, but instead, they were gone. "WHERE DID OUR CLOTHES GO?" They screamed.

The next morning...

Three children looked like bedraggled little orphans, they didn't recieve much sleep that night, Dufort on the other hand, looked like he usually does, except he got sleep.

"Please come again soon!" The freaky lady laughed, as the group walked away.

At a farm nearby, we see Karudio laughing with a deranged smile. Swishing his tail around and laughing.

"Alright, you've all got jobs to do, you'd best get to work." Dufort told the three small children. "Dismissed." He waved his hand and continued reading his book.

The threee mamodos walked away, once they were out of earshot, they gathered in a circle. "I've about had it guys, my nerves can't take much more of this." Zatch whispered sleepily. A drowsy expression on his face.

Zeno closed his eyes. "I'm getting pretty fed up myself..." He added.

Tia nodded. "Yeah, me too. That makes three of us." She concluded.

Zatch squinted his eyes shut. "Alright! Desperate times call for desperate measures!" He yelled.

Tia and Zeno looked his way confusingly. "Desperate measures?" They asked in unison.

"Why are we dressed like this?" Zeno snarled at his brother.

Zatch glared back. "Isn't it obvious? We're posing as a trio of rogue ninja!" He retorted. Brotherly love.

"Where did you even get these things?" Tia asked.

They were currently wearing brown jackets, with a tan vest worn over it with many pockets. Dark olive green pants covered their legs while they wore brown combat boots. A white hood covered their heads while a dark olive green cloth covered the rest of their face, except for their eyes.

"Well...Uhhh...Let's not get bogged down in the details!" He told them nervously.

"Do you even have a plan?" Zeno asked.

Zatch laughed and jumped back. "Strip off the mask! By force if we have too!" He yelled.

Tia glared at Zeno for teaching him a word like 'strip'. Zeno smirked behind the mask.

Elsewhere, Dufort was repairing a fence in a pasture. Nailing it down with a large hammer.

In a barrel, three evil guys stalked Dufort. "Alright, Dufort..." Folgore began. but before he could continue, Coral-Q pointed outside. "Look!"

Three children were running up to the spiky-haired boy. "Hey, Dufort!" Zatch growled.

Dufort turned around. "Huh? What are the three of you up to?" He asked.

"What are you talking about? We're just three wandering ninja! It's not like we wanna see behind your mask or anything! Ugh!" He was pushed forwards by a certain hot-headed female. "You idiot! Don't say anything more than you have to!" She snarled.

"That's my suit!" Folgore squeaked. Kanchome piped up. "Hey, boss, it looks like we're not the only ones who want to get revenge on Dufort!" He told Folgore. "Now's out chance!" Coral-Q added.

"Let's do it!" Folgore yelled, bursting out of the barrel, with new clothes, thank goodness. "Right!" The two mamodo followed the freaky pop star.

"Hold it right there!" He yelled, pointing at the group. "Bwahahahaaa! Dufort, it's time to pay for your trancessions. The price is death! Delivered in a form of this elixir! Which will make you weep uncontrollable-AAAAAH!"

There stood Dufort, he looked at them nonchalantly, holding Zatch, Zeno, and Tia tied together by rope, and knocked out, Xs in their eyes. "That's funny. I was just wondering how long you fellas were gonna hide for." He replied, putting the unconscious heap on the ground. "You finally decided to show yourselves." He added.

Whimpering, Folgore, Kanchome, and Coral-Q took big steps backwards.

"First things first, though. Zeno, Tia, Zatch." He looked at them with his rippled turquoise eyes.

The three children instantly broke out of their knock outs and widened their eyes in fear, shivering.

"Why on earth are you dressed like that?" He asked.

Zatch beagn sweating bullets. "Well, uh, you see, the thing is..." He began.

Tia began thinking a plan, hard and fast. "Oh, boy, we have to think of something, fast!" She pulled out her hands from the rope and pointed at Folgore, Coral-Q and Kanchome. "You fools! you fell right into our trap! We've known all along that you were targeting Dufort!" She yelled.

"That's impossible!" Folgore screamed. "You've known all of our mechanisms were exposed from the very beginning?" He shrieked.

"Of course!" Tia replied, still pointing. "This was all just a plan, to lure you guys out! Hook, line, and sinker!" She taunted.

"So we where caught in your web of deception?" Folgore yelled.

"Aah! We underestimated them, since they were kids!" Coral-Q screamed in fear.

Zatch turned to his friends. "Nobody filled me in on any of this." He muttered with curiousity.

"Nice work, Tia." Zeno told her.

Dufort scratched his head. "Not sure what I really get what's going on around here, but, whatever." He muttered, advancing towards the villians.

"AAAAHHHH!" They roared, completely terrified of the freak that is Dufort. They began taking huge steps backwards again, but tripped somehow into a bowing stance, and began worshipping Dufort. "Oh please forgive us, FORGIVE US!" They yelled. They looked up to see the teen's reaction.

"Words aren't going to help you three." He growled, leaning in close.

Once again, to obscure the next horrible thing to you as not to scar you wonderful readers, we showed Ponygon this time, taking a crap and laughing. "Meru!"

"This is just like three years ago all over again!" Folgore cried. "We're swinging from a rope like an oversized yo-yo!"

Dufort turned around at the three. "Oh, by the way. Who are you guys?"

"He doesn't even remember who we are!"

Finally coming to the last possible thing the three children could think of, they walked up to Dufort.

Zatch poked him in the knee while the teen was reading his book. "Hey, Dufort?" He asked. The blonde teen looked at him from his book. "Hm? You wanna know what's behind my mask?" He asked.

"Yeah!" He replied. "You should've just said so in the first place." He told them.

"Does that mean you'll show us?" Tia asked excitedly.

"Sure. I don't mind." He told them.

Squealing, the Zatch, Zeno, and Tia huddled close together, wanting to get a full view of what's behind the mask.

"What's the big deal?" He wondered, shrugging.

The children were watching him with eyes like dinner plates, Zatch blinked.

"Alright." He said, shrugging, hooking his fingers into the dark green cloth.

The vision of Dufort taking off the mask, and showing huge red lips that took up to whole half of his face played in Tia's head. "Blimp lips?" She thought.

A daydream of Dufort looking up from his book, and huge, white, buck teeth played in Zeno's mind. "Buck teeth?" He wondered.

He finally removed the mask from his face, the anticipationklling the children. "What's behind my mask is...Another mask!" He cheered, fully taking off the first mask.

"WHAT?" They all screamed in unison.

"What the hell?" Zatch yelled. "That's the most ridiculous thing ever!" Zeno shrieked.

"Meru, meru, me!"

"Paru, paru, mon!"

Karudio and Ponygon say goodbye!

I just sort of made up the rest of it at the point after Tia's daydream, sorry if it's incorrect. I had to get on another computer,becausemy Dad's is freezing up, and we hae to restart it, so my mom let me on her's.

Still nervous about Dad's, though. *shudder*