What the FUCK! Everything was supposed to be messed up! Harvey was supposed to be devastated with the loss of his little toy! I may not have plans, but I do have goals! And the stupid puppets shouldn't mess them up! Oh oh oh…. This was not done by Batman, hahahahha, someone else sprang into action. HAHAHAHA! There's someone else? Is there? Of course there is!

Who?

Who?

WHO!

The detective tells me it's a little girl. They got duped by a child? A little ickle child? Oh how hilarious! It's perfect! Gotham's finest can be outsmarted by an ickle child! But what a nice story twist to my theatrical play! A hidden character comes out from the curtains and wows the audience. Oh but little does the heroine know! HAHAHAHA! It's so so oh so funny! How can I forget the children! The children! The children make games much much more fun! Children and games!

Oh! I can feel it, the perfect ending to the game! What a masterpiece it will be! The city will burn to the ground! I can feel it! Oh the chaos, the screaming, all the laughter! HAHAHAHA Everyone will laugh and laugh and laugh until they kick the bucket! What a way to end the show! The perfect ending it truly will be. The Batman, the Batman will try helplessly, but he will fail. I will see him fail! I will look him in the eyes as I watch his world fall!

Wait? WHAT? The Batman did not arrive at the supposed destination of where his little lovey dovey beautie was supposed to be kept. Why not? Why are these idiots telling me that he turned around half way to getting here?

OOOOOH! An enigma! A little riddle! A problem to be solved!

The BATMAN! BATMAN! What a man the Batman is! Such a fun toy! A fun fun fun fun FUN toy! I love toys! Just as I love games, I love toys too! What a fun fun fun FUN toy! The Batman is so fun! HAHAHAHAHA! I love breaking my toys! I loooove putting them apart and finding out how they work, and then DESTROYING THEM! HEHEHEHEHE… How fun would it be to destroy him! HAHAHA! To see that his eyes break! What a day that would be! What a fun fun FUN day that would be!

But why why why why why? Why did he change his mind? I THOUGHT! Batman loooved loooved loooooooooooooooooooooved! That feisty beauty, the fighty little thing she is! Why did he not want to save her? Did he know she wasn't there? How could he? HEHEHEHE he was angry when I was threatening that I had her. His anger was REAL! He did not know, not at that time. He could not have found out from the police, for even the police went to where they thought I kept DENT! Oh questions to be ANSWERED! HAHAHAHA

What about little ickle Gotham princess, you may have stopped the bad meanie powice, but you'll not stop me! Little girls shouldn't play with fire if they don't want to get burnt. HAHAHAHA Maybe if I burn you, you can join the circus! I"LL BE YOUR CLOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hmmm. Ickle princess. If I have the calculations correctly, my police people were playing with the ickle Gotham princess the same time as when I sent out Batman to save his precious beauty. Could it be? Is it possible? Is it really? What if? Is it? Oh dear, oh my! HAHAHAHA I want to say it, I want to shout it, but I won't. I can't be too sure, oh but I am too sure, but I'm not! HAHAHAHA! Did I just solve the riddle? Did I not? Did I? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE Is this pure magic, or just an illusion.

I can feel my head about to burst with joy.

I need a new idea.

I got it. I GOT IT!

HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can taste it. I can taste the chaos in the air. Panic, fear and laughter! HAHAHAHAHA! The Batman can't stop me, oh he can try but this is one game that I will win. HAHAHAHA! Plans plans plans, fuck planning! I will destroy this city. I will rip out everything that everyone believes in. I will show them. I will show them who they truly are! I will remove that fucking illusion that they placed upon themselves. I will make them look at a fucking mirror and show them the monsters that they truly are! HAHAHAHA

What a city Gotham truly is! And I will destroy you! I will watch you die knowing I caused it! It will be legendary! HAHAHAHA! Just you wait! Just you wait and see! HEEHEHEEHEHE I will crush you and your people will scurry through the streets like the rats they are!

I'll break you my little princess… and not even Batman can stop me.

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A message from TemperedRose:

This chapter was difficult to write, even though it's extremely short.

Yes, I know it's short.

I do wish you like it because I had to think of insane thoughts while writing this. I hope I did the Joker justice.

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PS. Any new year's resolutions?