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Chapter 2
Doug
Harmony
"Do you have change for this?" *give gold brick*
What is this? -points to car- They don't have those where I'm from.
*Dalek voice**ponted at Kyon* EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
-robot voice- Must destory humans. Must destory humans -and repeat-
*Cybermen voice**ponted at Kyon* MODIFY! MODIFY!
Ooooooooo! Pretty light thingys -awes at flash light-
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT! *turns into a truck*
-gasp- Have you guys seen (Enter movie or game not coming out for a while) It is effing awesome!
Does your store take Republic Credits?
-points to construction site- That place is awesome!
I SHALL DESTROY THE WORLD!
I must call the alien invasion force.
Your 団 (Brigade) is stupid.
Why do you continue this crap of a club?
*kills Mikuru*/*removes Mikuru's moe-ness* (A/N: 0.0)
-Kills Kyon-
*rapes Istuki* (A/N: DOUG! NO MORE HARUHI SUZUMYIA FOR YOU!)
Oooooooo! What's this thing! -points to video tape-
*points to hardest equatin in history* It's three.
I know the exalt number of pi, 3.14 -and so on-
*speaks in a language unrecreatable by human tounge*
Ooooooo! I love hover boards! -takes out board and flies away-
Um, uh, you're God.
Hey! Look over here! Me Esper! Mikuru-Time Traveler! Wait what. Don't believe me! -teleports-
*shows Haruhi her manga*
-walk through wall reading Haruhi manga-
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