Me: Another chapter! Yay! Here are shout-outs to my reviewers:

little-pomegranate : Thanks for the review, glad you enjoyed it! And here you go: NEW CHAPTER :)

starfirewinx : Tee hee, thankies for reviewing! Hope you like this update :3

LucyAkasaka : Heh heh, poor Taruto indeed xD Hes about to get a lot poorer in this chapter ;D

PrincessFallada : Well, wait no longer ;) Enjoy!

DancingPinkCows : Haha, true! Hes basically the object of Kish's jealousy when it comes to females :)

Monkey-Lover-25 : Thanks for so much encouragement :D Hee hee, I'm sure more random one-shots starring PuddingxTaruto should be along soon, and 'School Days' update is coming up soon!

ILovePai : I suppose 'crack' is a good definition for this story, since this is kinda where I put out my randomness and format it into a story! Hurray!

Now, Pai, be a dear and say the disclaimer for me!

Pai: … DISCLAIMER: WOLFBANE-CHAN DOES NOT OWN (and never will) TOKYO MEW MEW OR ANY AFFILIATES.

Me: If I owned Toyko Mew Mew, BOY Pai would have had a good time xD

Pai: O.O"

Me: Tee hee, with either Mint or Lettuce!

Pai: … O.O

Me: … ^^" I 'wuv' you, Pai? *heart!*

Pai awoke with a startle from Kisshu's slap. "Jeez! You are one deep sleeper, Pai." The green-haired boy smirked with amusement. "You're drooling, by the way.". The eldest quickly wiped his chin, a little embarrassed.

"Anyways, we should go down to earth. I sent Taruto out earlier and he hasn't come back. Also, I want some ice cream!" Kish added, readying his teleportation-device. "Hurry up, Pai! Come on!"

~Whats happening to poor Taruto...~

Taruto was floating rather happily in the park, taking note of each plant he saw so he could plan out future Chimera Animas, when he made it into an empty area of the park. Right as he was examining a little bee buzzing around a daisy and thinking about how he could fuse them together, something – or someone, rather – tackled him from behind, knocking him roughly to the ground. "Hey, watch it- WHAA!". The alien was face-to-face with Pudding Fong, the energetic monkey Mew.

"Taru-Taru, were you picking flowers for Pudding?" She quizzed, standing up.

"N-no, I was going to make a Chimera Anima out of them!" He snapped back, floating up into a sitting position.

"Oh. Will you pick flowers for Pudding?" She smiled hopefully, her childish innocence shining brightly in her eyes .

"?" Taruto raised an eyebrow. "Sure. Take this!". Vines sprung up from the ground, grabbing the Mew and tying her up swiftly. Just as he was gaining that feeling of triumph, Pudding escaped faster than the vines had tied her up!
"Tee hee! That was fun, Taru-Taru!" She jumped up and hugged him tightly.

"Ugh! How do you do always do that?" He said, quite curious about how the girl managed to escape any knot, rope or tangle.

She hugged him tighter, when he didn't struggle in her grasp. "Ah! Does Taru-Taru want to learn my secret? Pudding will show you, if you want, na no da!"

"Sure!" He said in an excited haste, happy to learn such an excellent escape-trick.

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"Okay, now..." Pudding said, holding a long and thick rope in her hands. "You remember the steps?"

"... Uhm.. Yes." Taruto was very nervous about getting tied up by the Mew. What if he couldn't do it? 'Ah, well... I'll get out somehow..' He assured himself with a sigh as the Monkey Girl began to wrap the the rope around his stomach. She worked her way up, until he was tied up to his shoulders!

"There we go, na no da! Now, try to get out!". The young boy squirmed and struggled, following the steps he had learned perfectly, but couldn't get out!

"Oh... Thats right..." The girl piped up quietly.

"Wh-what? Pudding!" Tart looked up at her fearfully, still tied up tightly.

"Well... Pudding learned this trick from my dad! And.. well, Pudding forgot that daddy said only the Fong family can perform this trick... Sorry, na no da!"

"Oh... Oh, well. Just untie me.". Puudding remained quiet, not moving at all. "eh-hem. Pudding, I said untie me..?"

"W-well... Pudding tied the knots in the strongest knots she knows how to make, and uh... Pudding can't really undo them.. Sorry, Taru-Taru! Pudding is so sorry!"

Taruto was dumbstruck. "... What NOW? I can hardly move!" he said, half angrily half hysterical from fear.

"Don't worry, Taru-Taru! We can go to Pudding's house, and I can cut you free, na no da!". The alien boy gave a nod of agreement, then the twosome realized something: Taruto couldn't move his legs to walk! ".. What now?" he repeated, hysteria rising.

"I know! I know!" The girl beamed, tying an extra piece of rope onto him. She then tugged roughly, and he fell over with a grunt. "Pudding can drag you there!"

Before Tart could protest, she began to run, dragging him energetically behind her. He prayed that someone would save him from this unusual situation!

~Back with Pai and Kisshu...~

Pai and Kisshu walked along the 'sidewalk'; Pai was simply walking, and Kisshu had gotten Pai to buy him an ice cream cone. "Mmm! Humans sure do have some great edible inventions, eh!" The teen remarked, licking contently at the cold treat. Pai just nodded a bit, beginning to wish he had gotten himself ice cream as well, when he looked across the street and the sight astounded him; Taruto was tied up being pulled behind the monkey Mew Mew!

"Kisshu! Look across the road..." The lavender-haired alien said, not sure what else to do. "So, how should we help him?"

Kish turned with a smirk to his younger comrade, whom was mouthing 'HELP ME' to the older aliens. "Help him? I don't wanna spoil their fun!"

"I hate to break it to you, Kish, but Taruto doesn't exactly look like hes having 'fun'!"

"I wasn't talking about him, I was talking about that little girl whos pulling him around like a dog. Look how happy she looks, shes practically glowing!"

Pai examined the little mew girl's expression; It was complete innocent, childish bliss and utter happiness. She looked like she was going to burst with some sort of cosmic-happy-energy! The alien cracked an amused smile at his little friends trouble, when it dawned on him: Taruto is getting tied up by his girlfriend, and practically kidnapped for all he knew, and Pai, himself, had never even had a girlfriend. A streak of envy hit the dusky-eyed boy, but he shook it away quickly. "I suppose you're right, Kish. He can handle her."

~Back to Taruto's trouble!~

Still being dragged behind Pudding, Taruto was angry that Kisshu and Pai had done absolutely nothing about it even though they had seen him clearly. 'Boy, are those two getting an earful when I get back to the ship! Whoa, boy, are they ever...' He thought, seething with anger toward his his two so-called 'friends'.

"Ah! P-Pudding, what are you doing?" a voice called. The alien looked over to see three other mew mews coming toward them; Mint, Lettuce and the hag Ichigo.

"T-Taruto?" Lettuce was absolutely shocked. "Pudding, what happened?"

"Long story, na no da!" Pudding responded hastily. "Pudding can't untie poor Taru-Taru."

"... Why did you tie him up?" Mint began, holding back a laugh as she mused herself over various reasons the little girl would tie up her equally little boyfriend. "Heh heh, nevermind, I don't want to know anymore!". Lettuce gave the bird Mew a strange and curious glance before turning back to situation. "Well, uh- Oh!" She was startled as the two other aliens appeared by the youngest one of the trio.

"Ha ha, you kept him out of trouble for us." Kish laughed. "Thanks for the free babysitting! Ahaha!"

Pai floated down to Tart and took the rope from Pudding. Then he turned to the glaring alien he was holding muttered "Listen, you can beat the hell out of Kish when we get back, okay?", which, of course, cheered his comrade right up, then they teleported without a word.

The mews all looked at each other, unsure what to say if they should say anything, then Zakuro piped up. "Just another normal day!" She remarked quietly, standing next to the other girls.

Me: Okays, how did everyone like that chapter?

Taruto: Why are you so mean to me, Wolfbane?

Me: … I dunno, its amusing? Anyways, please review! Reviews fuel my writing abilities! Yay!

Taruto: Ugh, you're a mean, stupid dog aren't you?

Me: HEY, DO NOT INSULT THE AUTHORESS, FOR YOU SHALT SUFFER GREATLY NOW! And, HEY, I am NOT a dog! See? WOLF ears! WOLF tail! Jerk!

Pai: Whatever, can we go now?

Me: Right, okay, until next chapter. Hope to update tomorrow! Hugs for all my reviewers!