A/N: Want an insight into Edward? I wrote this six months ago while suffering from writers block. It hasn't been beta'd because I thought I could probably manage short sentences. Any mistakes are entirely my own.
This is based on the Q&A column from the Guardian. They ask the same questions to a different celebrity each week.
May 2010
Q&A: Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen, 29, was born in Richmond. He has been a professional dancer on Strictly Come Dancing since 2004. He is currently touring the country with Strictly Come Dancing: The Live Tour. He is single and lives in London.
When were you happiest?
I'm at my happiest when I play my guitar.
What is your greatest fear?
I don't like being underwater.
What is your earliest memory?
Going to hospital to meet my baby sister for the first time.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Michael Eavis. He manages to balance his work and his passion. Also, he effectively started music festivals as we know them today.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I don't take enough control over my own life.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Not being true to themselves.
Aside from a property, what's the most expensive thing you've bought?
My grand piano.
What is your most treasured possession?
Either my grand piano or my car.
Where would you like to live?
I like living in London but I would love to live in New York at some point.
What makes you unhappy?
I do. I'm my own worst enemy.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My hair. I can't tame it.
What do you owe your parents?
A lot of dancing and music lessons.
Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it?
I've never said it to anyone outside my family.
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Noel Fielding, Dick Dale, Kathy Marshall, John Peel and Michael Evis.
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
There are a few drunken nights I'd like to have not happened.
What is your favourite book?
The Stones by Isabella Swan.
What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Vampire.
Cat or dog?
Cat. I like dogs but live in London, and dogs and cities don't mix.
What would your super power be?
Time travel.
What is your most unappealing habit?
I can be a bit controlling.
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Spending all day playing my piano.
What does love feel like?
I'm told it is indescribable.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
I'd love to hear Mozart play.
When did you last cry, and why?
I can't remember.
How do you relax?
I play my guitar.
How often do you have sex?
Not nearly as frequently as I would like.
What keeps you awake at night?
I sleep like a log.
What song would you like played at your funeral?
'Only the good die young' by Billy Joel, but only if I die when older than 90.
Tell us a joke.
What's a Vampires favourite dance?
The Vaults.
Crap, I know.