LegacyChick, yeah, poor Sheamus, lol. Another Dean and Sam? Maybe.. redsandman99, thank you, XD. I kindly want one myself. Esha Napoleon, I think Sheamus is a ghost actually :P I wanna do a part two to this one. There may be one in the future.

BubbleGumSweetShit;
Chapter five/ 'Mother Hen'
Rated; T/ L (some kidnapping, overprotective big brother syndrome, hints at Hardycest)
Pairings; Hinted Jeff/Edge, Matt/Edge, Matt/Jeff, Jeff/Mor & Matt/Edge.. some talks of Hardedge.
Set-up/notes: From a conversation me and Anna had last May 29/30-2009 (a freakin' year ago!) about Matt babying Jeff over something to do with a mysterious cut under Jeff's eye on SD. Gawd, I miss these days so damn bad. It's just pure nonsense. It kinda runs like 'Muse Troubles'.

RE; Anna; You know that Jeff didn't have a red mark under his right eye when he came out at the beginning of the show and cut his promo. But yet he came out to his match with a red area under his right eye. I wonder if Matt and him got into a mock fight because Jeff wouldn't stop harassing Matt backstage.

In Email; I dunno. There were no other televised promos that night for Jeff.

RE; Anna; I can only imagine what Matt's reaction would be if he left a mark on Jeff.

In Email; It's had to have happened before during matches or them playing around at home. I have siblings, I know how rough housing goes.

RE; Anna; Well, you know just how overprotective Matt is of Jeff. All I had meant that those times after Matt realizes that he left a mark on Jeff are probably the times that Matt drives Jeff to the brink of insanity from him worrying about it and him and trying his damnedest to baby him more than usual.

In Email; Yup. Poor Jeff has to deal with a brother who has a severe case of mother hen syndrome.

RE; Anna; Of course at times it's more Jeff's fault than anything. Since I'm sure that there's times that Jeff wants Matt to do nothing more than to baby him and cater to his every whim and will.

In Email; Maybe Jeffy likes to be babied.

RE; Anna; Probably. And Jeff then, of course, takes advantage of Matt like that. But I seriously doubt that Matt could care less about Jeff taking advantage of him as long as he's allowed to baby his little brother.

In Email; Yeah, no wonder there's soo much Hardycest floating around on the internet. Matt babying Jeffy.. hehe.. cute.. Imma have to write a Hardycest. And let Randy have Adam in that one. That'd be weird for me. I'm better known for Jeff/Adam. I still like it better when it's a threeway. Edge in a Hardy sandwich. I don't want Matty left out. But, Matt's hatred for Addy gets in the way. I like the ones where Amy never happened and they can still be friends.. but, I still love the ones where Amy did happen and there's a shitload of angsty conflict.

RE; Anna; Yup. Now just imagine what Matt did when Jeff had finally got backstage after suffering that nasty cut during the taping of SmackDown on Tuesday night.

In Email; That could be a one shot right there for Matt and Jeff. Lotza delicious petting from Matty.

Jeff: I'm fine, Matty, I swear. It's just a small cut. The trainers said I was fine. Just need a band-aid. (trying in vain to get away from brother as he's being petted on and babied)

Matt: I'm just worried about you, jeez. (hugs Jeff inspite of Jeff's wriggling to get free- finally succeeding) You're my little brother, I swore I'd protect you at all costs. (tries to grab at Jeff again, spots Adam coming out from out of arena into the back) Copeland! You let this happen, didn't you, you bastard? (grabs Jeff's head and tilts it in the way of Adam's line of vision)

Jeff: Matt! (struggles) Lemme go! I'm 31 for crying out loud! I'm not 5!

Adam: Oh, come on, Matthew. He had that cut before he ever got out to the ring for our match. I didn't mess up your brother's pretty face.

Jeff: (stops struggling and smirks at Adam) You called me pretty.

Adam: (blinks) That's not what I.. Shut up, Hardy. (blushes)

Matt: That's it! (points at Adam)

Adam: (looks like a deer in headlights)

Matt: You're dead, Copeland. First, you hurt my brother. Now, you think he's pretty.

Jericho: Chill, Matt. Everyone thinks Jeff is pretty. It's no longer a secret.

Jeff: (examining a piece of his hair) Red, or blue... maybe green? (continues to pet at hair, contemplating next hair color)

Matt: Shut the fuck up, Chris.

Jericho: (sticks out tongue and stalks off)

Adam: (snickers) Even you think your brother is pretty.

Matt: (seething) That's. Not. True.

Jeff: (pouting) It's not? (gives puppy dog eyes to Matt)

Matt: (blinks repeatedly at pouty faced brother) Has everyone gone mad?

Mor: Admit it, Matty. You think your brother is pretty.

Jeff: I am NOT pretty! I'm damn fuckable! (clasps hand over mouth and blinks) Oop, did I just say that?

Adam: (laughing) Nope. You screamed it aloud for the whole arena to hear.

Audience: Jeff's fuckable! Jeff's fuckable!

Jeff: (growls and stalks off)

Matt: Jeff? Wait...?

Adam: (drapes an arm across Matt's shoulders and sighs) He is fuckable.

Matt: (stares down at Adam's arm) Move it now. Or, I rip it from your body.

Adam: (grimaces and moves arm) Still fuckable.

Matt: Imma kill you, Adam.

Adam: What for now? (confused)

Matt: Wanting to rape my brother.

Adam: (scoffs) You wanna rape your brother.

Matt: (turns red) That's not true.

Adam: Fine. You just wanna watch me and your brother.

Matt: (nearly explodes) Copeland! Your ass had better run!

Adam: (backs up a bit, then takes off running away from angry Matt like a scared bunny)

Matt: (chases after Adam like a wolf out for the kill)

Jeff: (walks back up with band-aid under eye) What'd I miss?

Mor: (sees band-aid) That'd didn't work for that rapper dude. It's not gonna work for you.

Jeff: Huh?.. Oh, sure it will. I'm much cuter.

Mor: Who sez? (looks Jeff up and down)

Jeff: (grins arrogantly) Everyone. Let's go. Matt'll be all night killing Adam. I wanna play. (jerks Mor up and drags him out)

Mor: Hey, wait, Hardy! Stop! (struggles to no avail) I don't want Matt killing me too! (gives up and goes quietly)

Matt: (has a unconscious Adam tossed over shoulder) Where's Jeffro?

Stagehand: Left with Morrison.

Matt: Awe, I wanted us to have some fun with Adam tonight. (pouts for a second, then gets devious idea) That's okay. More for me. (pats Adam on the butt then carries him on off)

Stagehand: (shakes head) If the world only knew?

Could be loosely based on my muses. But, not my muses. It's their fault though.

No, I don't really remember that nite exactly. Yus, I have it on tape. Yus, I'm too damn lazy to check. Jeff was 31 at the time. I was struggling still with my Hardycestuous urges and my Hardedge urges. Somewhere I think I got it figured out... some... Eh, gotta love Overprotective Big Brothers :P & yeah, this was actually from a year ago. I never could figure out what to do with it, decided to post it here. I thought it was cute. Meh, just more random stupidity and sarcasm :P I do a lot of useless story plotting...