Chapter 5: One Exciting Day of Ditching

It was a week after Noah and Blaineley's first date. Noah was in his room reading when

Izzy came in. The redhead yelled, "Hi Noah! It's another aftermath show today!" Noah

replied sarcastically, "Wow. That's so awesome. Who's the victim this time?" Izzy told

him, "It's Tyler and Courtney. They both quit the show." Even though Noah seemed

calm, he was about to be startled. Izzy asked, "So, what did you do last week?" Noah

replied, "Be more specific, please." Izzy yelled, "You know, when you came back at 9:30

p.m. on Friday night." Noah told her, "Nothing happened. Look, I have to go." Noah left

his room and went to Blaineley's. She opened the door. "Hi, Noah. It's a beautiful day for

gossip on the aftermath show!" He said, "I wonder if Courtney will kick, scream, and

cry." Then, he kissed her cheek. Blaineley carried Noah into her room. He sat down a

chair, as she closed the door. "Noah, listen. Geoff and Bridgette hate me. They might hate

you for telling off Geoff last week." Noah explained, "I told off Geoff because it's not

fair how they treat you. You're just doing your job of getting gossip and dishing dirt."

Blaineley smiled and said, "Thanks, Noah. You're a good boyfriend. I have an idea. Let's

have a ditch date!" Noah questioned, "What's that?" She explained, "We ditch the show

and do whatever we want. We'll have to sneak out of here, since guards are at the doors

on aftermath show days." Right at that moment, an intern came in and said, "5 minutes,

you guys." Noah saw an air vent behind a table. "We can go through here," he thought.

Blaineley told him, "Scheming and sneaking around. We're so alike!" However, Tyler

was walking in the hallway and said, "Wow. Noah talks in a girl voice?" Meanwhile,

Courtney saw Tyler and said, "My lawyers will sue Gwen and Duncan. What are you

doing?" The weak jock told her, "I heard Noah talking in a girl voice about ditches."

Courtney asked, "Are you sure? You're really bad at many things, you know. Let's just

go down to the studio." Meanwhile, in the air vent, Blaineley and Noah were searching

for an escape route. "I see light!" Noah shouted. However, they went sliding down the air

duct, and they landed in a dumpster. Blaineley and Noah got clean, and were in the

parking lot. "Let's take my car!" she insisted. They drove to her house. Blaineley opened

the door. Noah gasped and said, "this place looks very nice and big." Blaineley giggled

and said, "I'm glad it's amazing to you. Where should we go for the hour?" Noah

questioned, "The beach, I guess. It's a nice day out." Blaineley went upstairs to look for

something. Noah found a basket in her kitchen. The fridge was a nice size. He thought,

"After the beach, w can go on a picnic. I'll grab the stuff that she likes." Blaineley came

downstairs and asked with charm, "Well? Do you like it?" Noah turned and his face was

red with his blushing. She had on a red bikini, lipstick, and a pink bow in her hair. "You

look amazing. Wow!" She had a blue dress in her shopping bag, too. "We're having a

picnic, too?" she asked. "Not just any picnic, Blaineley. It's a romantic, moonlight picnic.

They left the house, and made it to the beach. Noah set up an umbrella for them.

Afterwards, Blaineley put sunscreen on him. "What about you?" he asked. "I want to

have a nice tan for you," she replied. Noah got the sunscreen bottle and put sunscreen on

her, anyway. As they were talking, three guys came along. The red haired guy asked,

"Hey, babe. Do you want to hang with some real guys for a while?" Noah, obviously

offended, told him, "Back off and get away from my girlfriend." The three guys laughed.

"Oh, yeah? What are you going to do, shrimp?" Then, he threw a boomerang. Noah

caught it. Wanting revenge, he angled the boomerang. Then, he threw it. The boomerang

hit the first guy, knocked out the second, and struck the third. Noah sarcastically said,

"Wow. Tough guys are strong." Blaineley cheered. "Noah, that was fantastic! Your fans

would go crazy!" Noah laughed and replied, "Please. Sierra only blogs about Cody on

Fred's List, Spyspace, and Lacebook." Meanwhile, at the aftermath show, Geoff was

interviewing Courtney. He said, "All right, Courtney. What do have to say about Gwen?"

Courtney glared at him and replied, "She's a boyfriend kisser!" Bridgette noticed

something. The surfer girl asked, "Geoff, where's Noah?" He looked around and replied,

"Strange. The dude's not here. Hey, where's Blaineley?" Tyler commented, "I heard

Noah talking in a girl's voice about ditches and air vents." Courtney harshly told him,

"Are you sure he didn't say he was going to ditch the show?" Just then, Geoff thought

back to Friday. Bridgette also remembered that night. Geoff yelled, "Noah came back at

9:30 p.m. that night, dudes!" Bridgette shouted, "Blaineley came back at that time, also!"

Geoff asked, "Isn't it weird that neither one is here right now?" Courtney intervened and

said, "Geoff, stop. It's probably a coincidence." On the other side of town, Noah and

Blaineley went to an ice cream shop. "Let's get strawberry. It's pink like the color of

hearts," Blaineley told Noah. The clerk said, "It comes with free heart-shaped cookies."

They sat down at a table and ate the bowl of ice cream with two spoons. Then, Noah

kissed Blaineley on the lips. She said, "You're so nice, like this ice cream." Next, a

familiar face came in. "Hi, guys. It's good to see you again." Noah said, "Hey, Shane."

Shane told them, "I got something for you guys." It was a coupon to any restaurant in

town. Blaineley shouted, "Wow! 95% off? We can use it any day of the year as many

times as we want?" It was 3 p.m. Noah thanked Shane, and they left. Meanwhile, in the

aftermath studio, Geoff moved on to interview Tyler. "Where's Lindsay?" the jock asked.

Geoff told him, "She's in the cafeteria." Anyway, Bridgette called Noah on her cell

phone. While that happened, it was 4:45 p.m. when Blaineley and Noah had their picnic

in the park. Noah explained, "I brought sandwiches, sodas, cake, and I ordered a pizza for

us." Blaineley cheered, "You know me so well, my handsome Noah. I love you." Right at

that moment, Noah received a call. "Hello?" he asked. "Noah, it's Bridgette? Where are

you?" He looked at Blaineley for an answer. "I'm in a town called You Don't Need To

Know." Then, he hung up. They started eating. When they were finished, it was 7:30

p.m. Blaineley told Noah, "Geoff will be furious. Bridgette will be too." Noah

commented, "As if we should care what they think about us." Finally, they made it to the

aftermath show's parking lot. Noah said, "Today was the best ditch day I've ever had,

Blaineley. Your blue dress is great, by the way." She gave him a kiss on the lips and

hugged him after that. "You were awesome, Noah. Today was full of drama! It was the

best." They said good night to each other and entered 2 doors, like last time. However,

when Blaineley entered, Bridgette asked, "You! Where were you? Why are you wearing

that dress, anyway? Blaineley shot back and replied, "Mind your own drama, surfer girl."

On the other side, Noah was being yelled at by Geoff. "Dude! It's 8:23 p.m.! Where were

you?" Noah answered, "It's not your business, so stay out of it." As Blaineley went to her

room, Bridgette was still in the hallway. "Geoff and I will find out what's up with those

two. They look at each other, and they're never around when we need them." Meanwhile,

Noah went to Blaineley's room. He told her, "Look, if they talk to us alone, they'll know

something's up." Blaineley replied, "You can stay here." Noah gave her a present. It was

heart-shaped cookies. The cookies had "N+B" written in icing. Then, Noah fell asleep on

the couch. Blaineley gave him a kiss on the forehead. "Good night, Noah," she said.

How was Chapter 5? Can they keep their romance a secret? Bridgette and Geoff are getting suspicious! Will Tyler find out? Get ready for Chapter 6!