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Carla's POV

As I leave Perry's place, I head straight to Elliot's place, she's having a breakdown of some sort. What could be so god damn important? I was just about to make Perry crack and tell me who he likes. I mean this is the first time he's felt or even thought about anyone this way since Jordan. Argh just the thought of that woman drives me insane, I mean she's the reason that he's the way he is now. Fully pissed and ready to kill the next person who even looks at me the wrong way, I arrive at Elliot's place. Just in time too, by the looks of things another moment and Elliot would have lost it completely. I now know what was so important. Elliot brought someone home last night and that someone not only refused to leave but was also blackmailing Elliot into scoring a fix, but that's not what shocked me, the fact that this someone was a woman did. Huh, I didn't think Elliot went that way. Oh she is so gonna hear about this later. But at that point in time I had to get this person out of Elliot's apartment.

Elliot's POV

I really don't know how Carla does it, one minute that bitch is refusing to leave my apartment and the next she's out faster than she came, if you catch my drift. Oh man I've been hanging around with Dr Cox's 'buddy' too long. That guy is just like the Todd. He's sexist and is over compensating for his sexuality, at least in front of his friends, unlike the Todd who has yet to come clean about his sexuality. That's what we've been talking about since we met, well that and the fact that we are both completely and utterly, head over heels in love with the same man. Ah thank god Carla's here. she's the only other person that knows about my feelings. "Thanks Carla I don't know what I would've done without you." "Don't sweat it Elliot, although I was going to come over anyway. Boy do I have news." 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3… "It's him. He's fallen for someone." The rest of her word s were drowned out by my thoughts. How could I be such an idiot? He would never go for me, it was stupid to think otherwise. I'm too weak to be his kind of woman, I mean look at me. I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't stop the tears from welling up in my eyes, they soon begin to fall and Carla just stopped talking. She was shocked. She never thought that the news could have such an impact on me.

After a few hours she leaves my apartment. Tomorrow's a new day, I may shock you what happens. That' what my granddad used to say to me when I was younger, and you know what, I'm not going to give up on him. I'm just gonna have to up my game plan. Yep, tomorrow's going to be good day. I smiled while drifting into a peaceful slumber.

Frick. I overslept, oh well not gonna let that get me down. As I made my way to the hospital, I went over my plan of action:

First, my scrubs with have 'accidently' shrunk in the wash and I won't have a spare pair.

Second, flirt with every guy that is in the hospital.

Third, at every opportunity, chew pen tip, lick spoon clean of pudding and other sexy things that I can think of.

I walked from my car to the changing rooms ignoring any and every one. Since this was a co-ed locker room I could change right in front of Dr Cox. Today we both have the same shift. Thank you lord, oh god I forgot about the other guys, aka the Todd. Suck it up Reid, you can do this. I changed out of my regulars pants as fast as I could, then I slowly took off my shirt, pretending to have trouble with the buttons. Now I was just down to my bra. Show time. "Frick. Why does this always happen to me?" No reaction, time to go to plan B. "Dr Cox, do you have an extra shirt?" "What? Uh, no why?" it seems as though he wasn't even paying attention to my little show, oh well at least I've got his attention now. "Well my scrubs shirt in the wash and I need another." I said, trying to fake my panicked voice. "What about your spare scrubs Elliot?" My annoying Ex just had to stick his gigantic nose on where it was not wanted. "There at the dry cleaners. You know what, forget it I'll just wear these." I slowly put on my tightly fitting scrubs top which really emphasised my boobs.

As the day went by I got noticed a lot more, mainly by the Todd, but still it counts. It wasn't until lunch that I found out why, and it wasn't about my scrub top, it was much worse. "Hey Elliot, what's it like being with a woman?" JD asks, I was about to reply but Dr Cox bet me to it. "Gee, Susan why don't you try it? I mean speaking from a man's point of view, it's awesome, but from a woman's… that's a personal preference. Why don't you write into your favourite advice column for guidance about it," and with that he left. Man JD's been quiet for more than five seconds, that's gotta be a new record. "Why does he hate me when I show him nothing but love?" he asked in a pathetic voice. I scoffed at him and asked him a question that had been bugging me for a bit. "JD why did you ask me what it was like to be with a woman?" that's when I found out the real reason I was getting so much attention. Someone at the hospital had found out that I was with another woman. Please god, don't let it be Dr Cox.

As the day went on more and more guys hit on me. Uh could this day get any worse? Spoke too soon. "Raymond? What are you doing here?" I asked after seeing another ex-boyfriend on my way out. "Oh hey Elliot. I'm just here to see my uncle, I kinda got into a fight and I may have broken some bones." He says in the most casual voice ever, like breaking bones is the most normal thing in the world. Which for him, I'm not surprised. "Well then, I guess I should take you to get some x-rays." "Good Barbie, you haven't left yet… Raymond? What the hell are you doing here?" Dr Cox says which shocks me. "Fight. Broken bones. You know, the usual. I may need to be seen to, Uncle P, it's no big deal." Uncle P? Frick.