AN: As always do NOT own anything. Enjoy :)
Why the hell is Barbie? Didn't her shift end already? Wait is that Ray? "Good Barbie you haven't left yet... Raymond? What the hell are doing here?" I say in slight surprise of my nephew's prescence here. "Fight. Broken bones. You know, the usual. I may need to be seen to, Uncle P, it's no big deal." Yep definately Ray, acting as though it's completely and utterly normal, which it probably is. "Hey Barbie listen, I need you to take Ray here, up to get some some x-rays. Just point him in the direction of the room, then you can go home." I went away to find Carla,, I have to find out how people know that Elliot was with a woman. I was just about to turn the corner when I heard Ghandi and Claire talking. "I love how Elliot doesn't know how to work her new phone. I mean if I hadn't heard it with my own ears, then I wouldn't have believed it." "I know Turk but no one else can know that we told everyone. Otherwise it would be suicide."
I whistle at Newbie and Ghandi "Kim, Aggie front and centre." Torturing them is going to be fun "Listen you two and listen well. In life people make crap decisions, they shouldn't be judged for them. Now either you two do some damage control or I take those things you call testicles, cut them off, make a smoothie from them and then make you drink them until there is not even a drop left in the glass. Oh and I had nothing to do with this and we never had this converation, we clear?" Man once I gave them the all clear to leave they left the room so fast, their urine almost didn't wet their pants, almost. I made my way over to Radiology to check on my nephew. Man that kid always gets in fights, he should pick a safer profession. Being a bouncer just isn't healthy for him. As I enter the room I see Elliot? What is she still doing here? "Say there Barbie what are you still doing here? Aren't you meant to be at home yet?" I show some some concern in voice and nearly everyone doesn't notice it, nearly.
"What?" I ask my nephew once the room is clear. "Oh nothing, just enjoying seeing you all head over heels for Elliot. I mean you even havbe a nickname all picked out for her and everything. Isn't that adorable?" he said oozing with sarcasm, I was so proud that i almost didn't want to retaliate, almost. "Listen, I like her, fair enough but it's just a crush it'll pass soon. It's not like I'm in love with her." I was scared, Ray had that look on his face that said 'I'm going to mess with your life, for what i think is for the better'.