AN: As always I appreciate criticism etc. Hope you enjoy, oh and please review. In this story, Jordan does not appear pregnant half way through Season 2. She just came for a 'little pick me up'.

Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Scrubs. It belongs to ABC... I think. I do not know I do apologise for inaccuracy. :'( No Fair.

It had been a few weeks since the whole Elliot sleeping with another woman incident and things were starting to get back to normal. The only thing that was different was that Elliot seemed to be avoiding me. I couldn't even think of a viable excuse. I hadn't even brought up that topic except when I hounded Newbie and Ghandi about it. Oh well back to another day in hell.

"Hey Perry listen..." "Cheryl I'm gonna stop you right there. There is no way in heaven, earth or hell I'm gonna let you fall me by my real name, for god sake I don't even like you calling me by my surname." That left the whiner speechless for a minute, which was just enough time to check on Raymond who suffered from internal bleeding thanks to a couple of broken ribs. And just my luck the person I least want to see is in the room. "Carla can I talk to Ray alone for a bit?" "Ummm sure but we will talk. I wanna know how things are going with the girl you like." oh boy was that giving my nephew bait. "Not too well, he's terrified to even be alone with her. Although it doesn't help the fact that she is avoiding him like crazy. It's probably because she likes him too but doesn't want to risk it due to the repercussions it could have on her." He said that and smiled, as if it was the simplest thing in the world. I would love to have his bluntness sometimes, it would make life so much easier. Of course Carla was happy with this answer and then didn't press the matter any further.

"Ray, how do you do it? How do you know what others are thinking and just know how to put their minds at ease?" he pondered this for a moment before replying "It's a gift and a curse. Elliot likes you, that's why she's avoiding you. She had this whole seduction plan that went out the window when the 'woman' incident happened. Elliot was afraid to see you in the slight chance you may have believed it. Also she knows you like someone but doesn't know it's her." I sat there dumbfounded, "How do you know this?" he smiled and I know that smile, I despise that smile it was the you're not gonna believe this smile. "It's simple really, she told me."

That statement shocked me but I somehow believed him and left it there. I left the room to go and find her. Things around here are getting way out of hand and it needs to end here. I go to find the one person who knows about everything and knows where everyone is before they know themselves. "Carla have you seen Ell... I mean Barbie?" Damn that slip might have just cost me everything. "Yeah she's in room 212, catching up on some sleep." She says too involved in the petty argument she was having with Turtlehead. Thank god she was distracted to notice my innocent slip of the tongue.

I made my way to room 212 only to stop and see Johnny, my buddy and Elliot together, again. Man I cannot catch a break. Just as I was about to go up and talk to them Ray just had to but in "Hey guys listen I'm getting out of this hellhole today, so hows about we celebrate you lot being able to put up with two Coxs in the joint? First round of drink are on me." he got immediate confirmation after his last comment, "Good. Hey Uncle P can you give them the address of the club I work at? Oh and you can come too if you want." He left the hospital soon after that but not without giving me the you better be there look on his face. "Yay! Turk we got invited to a party at a real club by a cool guy." I laugh, this earns me a few stares from the gathering crowd, so I thought it best to explain myself. "That club isn't exactly your type of scene. Do you know how he got those injuries... No well he got them from participating in a particular event that is extremely popular. Especially at the club he just invited you to."

I walk away and leave them to figure out what I mean although I think at least one of them knows what I mean, I laugh at the image that just took over my thoughts.

JD POV

What Dr Cox said worried me a bit, but still no matter what he said I am still going to the club because let's face it I'm not that cool. I don't get invited to a lot of things so when I do, I milk it for all it's worth. It was near the end of everyone's shift any way so we went home to get dressed and I wanted to know everything about Elliot's new beau.